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When I gather together with friends, it is most delicious while talking. But, do not be careless stories, yes. If in a meeting session, don't always talk or talk about yourself, your friends will get bored. Well, so the atmosphere is more exciting, just try to be cooled down with funny stories.

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With funny stories, you can make the atmosphere more fun. So, the get-together with friends is filled with laughter. In this way, your friends will surely be more happy to be close to you.

But, if you are not good at writing funny stories for fear of being crisp, you can find some references or inspirational funny stories on various social media, you know. Just search for funny stories on Instagram, Twitter or Facebook. Guaranteed, you find lots of ideas for funny stories that you want to tell with your friends.

Well, here is Liputan6.com give you a little leak of a short funny story summarized from various sources, Sunday (01/20/2019). This short funny story you can retell when hanging out with friends or just to cheer yourself up when you're too late.

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Computer Study Time

There are a pair of close friends, Rudi and Dito, who are studying computer together. Because Rudi was not yet familiar with the use of features on the computer, he asked Dito to teach him.

Rudi: "To" may I ask? What is the function of the ENTER key? "

Dito: "It seems to speed up the course of the program, Rud"

Rudi: "Huh? how to accelerate To '? "

Dito: "Yes, it works quickly, Rud, if it's not ENTER for a long time, it's ENTAR ... !!"

Rudi: "Hahahaha ... you can. Can you ask again? I already entered on the internet, then I searched for Facebook, how come I can't keep it? Why does it matter?

Dito: "In front of that the word" Facebook "has been typed" www "yet?"

Rudi: "Not yet. Do you really have to write it down? "Dito:" Yes, yes! "

Rudi: "What the hell is that" www "??

Dito: "Ehmm ... let me know ... hmm? Yes, if you want to enter the website, you have to type "www" first. If I'm not mistaken, it stands for Wassalamu'alaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarokatuh "

Rudi: "Oooo like that, To?" So you should greetings first. So cool! "

That's what friends are for. Happy together, stupid too together. Whether the answer is right or wrong, it's important that Dito has the good will to answer. If not a good friend, he would choose to pretend to pass out so he doesn't have to think hard.

Status Update First

Like confused with kids nowadays, just want to pray status updates first.

"3 rak'ahs first"

"Koran first"

Did the angel Izrail comment on "Sippp, bro".

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Find a wallet

After school, Mukidi found a wallet on the road to her home. Because Mukidi is an honest child, the wallet is delivered to the owner's address which is known from the KTP in the wallet. It turns out that the wallet belongs to Pak Haji Sobirin, a neighbor next to his house.

Mukidi: "Pak Haji, is this your wallet, isn't it?" Mukidi asked while pointing at the wallet she had just met.

Pak Haji Sobirin: "That's right, that's my lost wallet. I looked everywhere not found. Where did you find it? "

Mukidi: "It's under a mango tree, in front of the judge's house."

After being received with a happy face, the wallet was opened by Pak Haji Sobirin. Nothing is lost and the money is still 100,000. But somehow Haji's face looked confused.

Pak Haji Sobirin: "Nothing is missing, but ...?

Mukidi: "But why, Mr. Hajj?"

Pak Haji Sobirin: "I used to have 100,000 in one copy. Now I have 10,000 in ten?"

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With funny stories, you can make the atmosphere more fun. So, the get-together with friends is filled with laughter. In this way, your friends will surely be more happy to be close to you.

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Computer Study Time

There are a pair of close friends, Rudi and Dito, who are studying computer together. Because Rudi was not yet familiar with the use of features on the computer, he asked Dito to teach him.

Rudi: "To" may I ask? What is the function of the ENTER key? "

Dito: "It seems to speed up the course of the program, Rud"

Rudi: "Huh? how to accelerate To '? "

Dito: "Yes, it works quickly, Rud, if it's not ENTER for a long time, it's ENTAR ... !!"

Rudi: "Hahahaha ... you can. Can you ask again? I already entered on the internet, then I searched for Facebook, how come I can't keep it? Why does it matter?

Dito: "In front of that the word" Facebook "has been typed" www "yet?"

Rudi: "Not yet. Do you

Mukidi: "Oh, that was ... Before I came here, I exchanged it at the Bi Ijah Gado-Gado warung with coins. Because yesterday I also found a wallet on the street. When I deliver to those who have, I don't get gratuity. The reason is because there is no change. So…"

Because of being afraid of not being given a bonus because there were no nickels, he took the initiative to give himself money in the wallet.

One plane

Earlier on the plane, the men who were sitting beside:

"Where are you going, deck?"

"Surabaya, sir"

"Wow, it's the same"

Lahh, yes we are one plane, sir.

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First day of school

The first day of school, Ucok was late, and was reprimanded by the teacher:

Teacher: Why are you late. Ucok?

Ucok: Sorry, sir. Mamak and my father were fighting.

Teacher: So you wait until they finish fighting?

Ucok: I'm waiting for my shoes, sir. Because one is held by my mother, one is held by my father "

Police ticketed

Police: "Where is your license?"

Girl: "Missing sir"

Police: "Where did you go missing?"

Girl: "I don't know, sir. Now it's like missing it, no news. Maybe already bored. Sob sob "

Motor Wash

I was going to wash the motorbike. On the front there is writing 24 hours. The older brother said "neng nyuci?"

I said "No sir. Here the washing will last 24 hours. Usually also 1 hour. Wait too long for that "

To be continued

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