15 Storm their gate

"We should do it this way…"

"Impossible, we are in soul form, we can't manipulate real objects. How about this…"

"That won't do neither."

…

Both Laptop and Bluetail fell silence as both of them can't come up with any good plan.

"I can't believe it is this hard to cause trouble. Don't tell this Young Master need to return empty handed, I won't find peace until I stormed their gate." Lamented Laptop.

"As if you are still young, this is already your sixth life, all nature deaths, you are like what, 100 years old minimum. Storm their gate? Where do you learn to be so violence?" Said Bluetail in a ridiculed tone. However, Bluetail froze suddenly, his eyes brighten up. He felt like a lightbulb just light up in his head.

"Storm their gate, storm their gate… That's it. Let's go storm their gate." Smirked Bluetail. Under the confused gaze of Laptop, Bluetail walks out of their hiding. He arrived in front of the temple gate, placed deux paws on the door frame to rise his head higher.

"Laptop, people and cats meditate to seek peace and develop their inner self. What they need is a silence and serene ambiance, without mortal disturbance. So, it's quite simple to piss them off really, we just need to do this…" Bluetail paused for a moment, he respired lightly, all the monk cats haven't noticed him yet.

"FU_K YOU PIECES OF PRETENTIOUS SHIT, SUCK MY DI_K YOU IMPOTENT EUNUCH." Bluetail shouts on top of his lung, his voice echoed through out the hall and beyond. All the cat monks jerked and shocked. All of them turned their head to the door just to see two shadows running away.

One cat monk regained his composure and asked: "What was that?"

"Amitabha, someone obviously wanted to provoke us. But we, the followers of Buddha are bathed under the divine light unlike those trouble makers, we shouldn't lower ourselves to care about them." A senior cat monk said while stroking his whiskers, he learned that gesture from wise sages in movies and extremely fond of it although it looks comical when done by a cat.

"Shouldn't we chase them out? What if they come back?" Asked another cat monk.

"We will deal with them if they come back, but I doubt they will, doing it once should have taken all of their courage. There are so many of us here after all, they wouldn't dare. We should go back on our meditation." Said the senior cat monk again, still stroking his whiskers.

All cat monks in the hall go back to their meditation and once again emptied their minds, sank deep in their meditations, eyes closed.

What they don't know, is the same scene is happening again in another meditation hall. One after another, the trouble maker duo visited all five meditation halls of the Daisho-in temple. Disturbed and cursed over sixty cat monks. It's strange that they didn't see even a shadow of Bottle, logically as the leader of this cult, he should be in the temple most of the time.

"Those cat monks are truly magnanimous, surprisingly none of them chased after us." Said Bluetail.

"Although we couldn't find Bottle and their reaction was so weak, but I have cursed to my heart content today, I am happy! Thank brother Bluetail, your plan was quite good! But why did you say storm their gate?" Said Laptop with gratitude.

"Storm their gate means just go through the front door to cause trouble, we simply didn't need any sneaky tricks nor diversion. Ayee you are happy already? We are not done yet!" Bluetail smirked.

"We are not done?" Asked Laptop.

"Of course, we continue, let's go cursing them again, if they won't react then we will do it one more, till they enraged and unable to calm down to meditate anymore. We need to curse harder too." Said Bluetail.

"Weren't you feel guilty to implicate so many innocent cat monks at first? What happened to your conscience?" Laptop is stunned.

"What conscience? Monks are just a bunch of hypocrite, they say Buddha but their bellies are full of knifes and venoms. Are you doing it or not?" Asked Bluetail impatiently. He had cultivated so hard all those years and just want to vent now. He already offended them so cursing some more won't hurt.

"Yes, of course let's go again, I want to ruin that Bottle guys so much." Laptop answered hurriedly.

...

"I FU_KED YOUR SISTER, YOUR MOTHER TOO! YOU CAN'T FU_K THEM ANYWAY AS YOU ARE CASTRATED HAHAHA!"

"WHY YOUR PAWS STINK? DID YOU STEP ON YOUR PEE IN YOUR LITTER TODAY? Oh, YOU CAN'T AIM WITH YOU CASTRATED DI_K SO YOU MUST HAVE PEED ON YOUR PAWS! LMAO."

Everything has a limit, and a cat monk's endurance finally broke through this limit after being dragged out of his mediation over and over again. He couldn't calm his mind and empty his thought, the more he tried, the harder it becomes. He trembled in rage and his skin turned red like a pig, his eyes are filled with hatred. He roared: "Those bastards have been doing it for four times already, are we just endure it again? He is blaspheming Buddha and us, faithful followers of Buddha. If you guys don't come, then I will go catch them myself."

The senior cat monk is filled with rage too and he agreed right away: "We will teach those shit a lesson, everyone follow me. I heard that they have gone to other halls too, I will ask them to come and search for those guys together. I am sure they are still in the temple."

Over sixty cat monks quickly gathered together and they are divided into many small groups to search for Bluetail and Laptop.

The temple isn't that big and no corner are left unsearched. Someone finally found the duo hiding among myriad small human monk statues in the garden. Bluetail and Laptop are currently taking a break and haven't paid attention to their surroundings. They didn't notice many small groups of cat monks are surrounding them slowly and noiselessly. Although the myriad number of statues acted as an excellent hiding spot, they are also obstructing the vision of the one hiding among them, leaving those cat monks approaching without alarming the duo.

Bluetail and Laptop finally noticed something wrong as the atmosphere turned eerie and heavy just like a murder scene. They stood up and immediately turned pale, their eyes popped out in shock. They saw so many cat monks are jumping from behind statues to another and approaching them in every direction.

The duo looked at each other and said at the same time:

"Fu_k."