21 Welcome to Red Cloud City!

A few days later

The ship flew over to a big city, stopping just a before a huge barrier as a voice was heard in the sky, "Halt. Lower your Sky Ship, flying is prohibited in Red Cloud city." The Elder in charge of the expedition nodded and replied, "Understood, Mr. Lin!" as the ship slowly came down to the ground in a designated area.

Jin Wu and Mu Yu looked around in excitement, ready to raise hell in the town. Long Zi looked at the duo as they jumped on the spot, cheering. His lips twitched and he shook his head, whispering "Be careful, Juniors… That voice was a Nascent Soul Cultivator."

Jin Wu paused and asked "Better than that old fart?" Long Zi's eyes twitched and he nodded. Jin Wu pouted and looked at Mu Yu, who waved and snorted, "There are like 9 Nascent Soul farts in my clan, no big deal."

Jin Wu and Long Zi looked at each other, sighing sadly.

What kind of family background is this?!

Mu Yu flicked her hair, laughing "Hmph! Peasants, kneel before your Queen!" Jin Wu turned around and 'accidently' smacked the back of her head, nailing her into the deck of the ship face first as he looked at the city thoughtfully, "Bro, this city is pretty nice. Unfortunately compared to Golden Willow City, it's just trash…"

He sighed and the Guards, who were in charge of taking them to the city, all glared at Jin Wu angrily. Long Zi smiled slightly, "It's true." Jin Wu raised his nose proudly, looking at the guards as he said, "You have no infrastructure here, what are you glaring at? What to teach me a lesson for my elders? Hm? Look at your shitty iron armor, what is this? The middle ages? Get outta here."

The Guards snorted coldly and Mu Yu jumped up, kicking Jin Wu in the face, sending him flying across the sky, being caught by a City Guard.

Jin Wu, Mu Yu, and Long Zi froze.

Jin Wu chuckled, rubbing his palms, "Brother, haha… What did I just say? Forget about it, I'm actually blind." The guard who was about to say 'You haven't seen Mt. Tai' choked on his words and glared at Jin Wu, shaking him with a single arm.

Jin Wu's eyes turned to spirals as he said quickly, "Okay, okay! Elder, help me!" The Elder gathered the rest of the ship and was looking at his phone, not in the same world at all.

You know, he recently spoke to a potential Dao Companion online, where did he have time to sort out Jin Wu's things?

As for the rest of the disciples, they sneered at Jin Wu.

Only one cold looking fairy girl stepped out and bowed slightly, "Pardon us, Senior. This junior brother is from the Heaven Sword Sect for the Sect Competition. He means no harm."

Jin Wu looked at the girl and scratched his head, he had never even seen this girl before! He suddenly gasped, "I'm so handsome!?" The girl's lips twitched and Long Zi held his face in embarrassment, Mu Yu frowned and glanced at the girl dangerously.

The Girl got a chill and looked around to see Mu Yu looking up at the sky, whistling.

Jin Wu forgot about his wild charms that can attract fairies from the moon, turning to the Guards as he said "Hey, hey, hey. I can show you something cool if you let me go." The Guards looked at him and the one holding him said "Apologize."

Jin Wu paused then sighed and hung like a rag from the guard's fist, "Just kill me then. Apologize for telling the truth? What is this? 1984? No thanks." The Guard grinded his teeth and the other guards shouted, "Beat this brat, Captain! Yeah! Beat his ass! Show him what Mt Tai is!"

The Captain looked at one guard and sighed, "Are you still taking your medicine Lou Rou?" Lou Rou, who had shouted 'beat his ass', scratched his head and sighed, "No money, Boss…"

Long Zi walked up and grabbed Lou Rou's wrist with two fingers.

The Guards jumped up and pointed their spears at Long Zi, who smiled at Lou Rou, "What a strange illness. Do you feel very hot at night? Extremely restless, can't sleep?"

Lou Rou was stunned and nodded subconsciously.

The Captain held Jin Wu and looked at Long Zi suspiciously as Jin Wu whispered, "Yo, Guard bro, Bro Long is a legendary Alchemist. Your buddy is 100% cured in his hands." The Captain glared at Jin Wu, saying coldly "You shut up, boy! If he was so great, why hasn't he cured you yet?!"

Jin Wu sighed and looked up at the sky at a 45 degree angle, replying "You can't cure what I have. It's called Invincible-in-all-aspects Syndrome. It's a blessing and a curse I'm afraid." as he held his hands behind his back, sighing with vicissitudes.

The Captain's lips twitched along with everyone else who heard him.

Mu Yu pulled out a massive cleaver and laughed, standing near Jin Wu suddenly, "What an idiot. I think you have a severe case of Otaku Syndrome along with a handful of 8th grader syndrome." Jin Wu glared at her and was like a rabid dog, swinging from the captain's hand, "Sarah! I swear to god, I will beat you to death!" Mu Yu swayed on the spot, sneering "What are you gonna do? Come on! I'm waiting!"

She stretched her face over, pointing at it with a free hand, "Come on, hit me if you can! Hahaha!" Jin Wu reached over but he couldn't quite make it as the Captain held him. Seeing no other options, Jin Wu frowned, "You leave me no choice…" before turning around and patting the Captain's arm, "Boss, beat this woman."

The Captain was dumbfounded and really regretted waking up this morning. If he knew he would meet a group of lunatics, he would rather stay home with his sweet and lovable wife.

Mu Yu raised the cleaver and grinned, "Wanna go?" the Captain looked at Mu Yu and frowned as the girl walked over, saying slowly "Slow! Junior Sister, we are here to compete, not cause a commotion. We must be courteous as guests."

Mu Yu glared at her and seethed, "Do you want to get Bifurcated, wench?!" The girl was stunned and looked at her speechlessly, I'm trying to help you all here! Hello??

Long Zi patted Lou Rou's shoulder and smiled, nodding "Just go according to the prescription I gave you and within three days, you'll be completely cured." Lou Rou trembled and held a piece of paper with excitement, kneeling on one knee, "Thank you, Master! Thank you!"

He got up and hugged another guard, crying bitterly.

Long Zi shook his head and turned around to see Mu Yu squabbling with another Disciple, threatening to chop her in half.

He walked over and paused, turning to see the Captain and Jin Wu watching in silence. Long Zi walked over and asked, "What happened?" Jin Wu sighed, "My charms are too great, I'm afraid." Long Zi's lips twitched and the Captain looked at Long Zi, gritting his teeth "Tell this bastard to let go!"

Long Zi was stunned and looked at Jin Wu holding the captain's arm as his palm was open, not holding him anymore. Jin Wu snorted and said "Are you joking? This is a citizen's arrest! Listen, either you compensate me or I'm taking you to court. I've accumulated severe mental stress from your thorough shaking. Not only that but I suspect my brain has been damaged permanently, I could probably have a concussion or likely die in my sleep tonight."

The Captain was dumbfounded and really regretted coming out today. No wonder his wife said she had a bad feeling!

There's maniacs outside!

Long Zi pinched the bridge of his nose, sighing as he pressed his palm out towards Mu Yu, who was about to cut the poor girl in half. Mu Yu suddenly slowed down as Long Zi said firmly "Alright, everyone. We can relax now."

He looked at Jin Wu, who let go of the Captain in slow motion, slowly falling to the ground. The Captain was terrified and looked at Long Zi in shock, "What the hell!?"

Jin Wu looked at Long Zi slowly, his hand coming up into a middle finger. Long Zi's eyes twitched as he canceled the Slow Motion.

Jin Wu planted into the ground, ass first, "OW!" Mu Yu looked at the girl who stared at Long Zi with wide eyes. Mu Yu's eyes shone with a sly light as her lips curled in satisfaction.

That's right, look how amazing Long Zi is! Stop thinking about my Jin Wu!

Mu Yu's smile was a little evil as she imagined this girl longing for Long Zi, only to be rejected in the end. Thinking about the girl growing old, waiting by the door for Long Zi, Mu Yu's mood soared and she giggled to herself.

That's what you get for looking at my Jin Wu, bitch!

Mu Yu walked over to Jin Wu, picking him up as she patted the dust off him, grinning "Poor baby, are you hurt? Need a hospital? Eh? Baby? Baby boy?" Jin Wu glared at her and lunged, "Ahhh! Enough outta you, woman!"

They got into a dustbrawl as Long Zi looked at the Captain, sighing, "Apologies for the commotion, Fellow Daoist." The Captain looked at Long Zi, sighing "Juniors surely surpass seniors! Welcome to Red Cloud City. Follow me."

The Elder looked up from his phone, smiling as he looked at the message "Lao Tu… Come visit me soon~ <3" Elder Tu almost squealed in excitement! You have to know, for guys like him, even seeing a woman his age was rare!

He looked up and asked, "Huh? What happened?"