36 That's clearly a Tortoise.

Jin Wu yawned while laying down on the sword, propping his head up with his palm, looking at Mu Yu on the side. Mu Yu sat on the sword and rubbed her eyes, saying "So, basically it's like that." Jin Wu scratched his side, asking "I mean, why would you even go to the party if she was a backstabbing bitch?"

Mu Yu rolled her eyes, looking at Jin Wu with a 'are you an idiot' look, "Because she was my friend." Jin Wu looked confused and sighed, "Girls are weird." Mu Yu glared at him as he continued, "If my friend talked shit behind my back, I would just beat him up. Then we'd be good."

Mu Yu's lips twitched and she retorted, "Sounds reasonable." Jin Wu nodded with a smile, "That's how it is." She shook her head and yawned, "We've been flying for 3 days, how far are we?" Jin Wu smacked his lips and looked down, asking "You want to take a break?"

Mu Yu stretched her arms over her head, yawning as she nodded.

They flew down and landed in the middle of the wilderness.

Mu Yu and Jin Wu collected their swords, looking around.

They were in a wide plain with a hill by the side and a little forest next to it. Jin Wu pointed at the hill, "Wanna set up camp there?" Mu Yu squinted at the hill and waved, "I just want to eat and sleep." Jin Wu chuckled and nudged her, "You look like a lazy cat." She smiled at him and they walked to the hill.

They came to the foot of the hill and were startled as the hill changed.

The duo looked up as the hill suddenly rose up from the ground.

Jin Wu's eyes widened and Mu Yu's mouth was open as the 'hill' turned around. Massive eyes looked at them and Jin Wu said in shock "Fuck! Is this actually an ancient Pokemon world?!" Mu Yu stared at the Hill monster, scratching her head, "Is it a turtle?" Jin Wu was excitable, "Nonsense! It's a Torterra!"

Mu Yu glared at him, shouting "It's not a Pokemon, you damn loser!" Jin Wu glared back, "What do you know?! Does that look like a turtle to you?! Where on Earth have you seen a Turtle the size of a fucking hill!?" Mu Yu snorted and crossed her arms, "Places."

Jin Wu laughed at her, sneering "Yeah? Does this place have things? Maybe people? With hair and ears?" he waved in front of his eyes, "Such unique features, must be a secret realm too, right? With stuff and things?!" Mu Yu grinded her teeth and punched him in the face, tackling him to the ground as they started wrestling on the spot.

Meanwhile…

The Hill Monster watched the duo, shocked and confused.

The hill Monster was distressed. It had never seen humans up so close, but it remembered what its father said 'Shi Changtiansung, you must never approach Humans. They are cruel and vicious creatures capable of destroying the world, if you see Humans you must run as fast as you possibly can!'

Shi Changtiansung swore to the heavens that he had never been so scared in his entire life. He was so scared he couldn't even move, he was petrified by fear. These humans were so scary!

I mean! Just look at them!

Only vicious characters can turn on their companions at a moment's notice!

Needless to say, Shi Changtiansung was having a crisis… A life threatening crisis!

He swallowed and slowly backed away, seeing that the ruthless vicious humans didn't seem to care, he let out a breath of relief and quickly scurried away.

By the time Mu Yu and Jin Wu were finished, he was nowhere to be seen!

Jin Wu looked at the empty crater before glaring at Mu Yu, "Look what you did! That Torterra was at least Level 80!" Mu Yu clenched her fists and shouted angrily, "IT WAS A TURTLE!" before they started again.

A few days later

Jin Wu peeled a bandage from his nose as he glared at Mu Yu, she snorted as they looked at the Dark Forest.

They had finally arrived after a week on the road.

Jin Wu forgot about his 'anger' and pulled Mu Yu's arm, saying "Look over there." Mu Yu looked over and got closer to him as they saw a group of people. Jin Wu pursed his lips and looked at Mu Yu, who looked at him with a grin before they said in unison "Arrogant Adventurer Group!"

The group consisted of 5 people, 1 Women and 4 Men.

However, one guy was constantly smiling at the girl, seemingly fawning over her every move. The girl was admittedly very beautiful, white skin with no blemishes, long black hair, and sparkling black eyes.

Although, from Jin Wu's keen observation, her chest area was a bit small. But! Her behind was very nice, it was unfortunate that she was wearing the traditional Chinese Novel robes.

It was really a waste of talent.

Mu Yu looked at her outfit and pursed her lips, whispering "She'd probably be a supermodel in our old world." Jin Wu chuckled and whispered back, "And you'd be what? A Super-Supermodel? An Ultramodel?" Mu Yu slapped his arm happily.

The girl was very cold, not smiling or frowning, like a block of ice. However the guy didn't seem put off, he seemed used to it.

Jin Wu shook his head and sighed, this wasn't the excitement he expected… Mu Yu seemed to know what he was thinking and laughed, "What did you expect? There needs to be a main character to suddenly show up and give that guy a sense of crisis because the girl's face twitched a millionth of a millimeter for the first time in her life."

Jin Wu's eyes lit up and Mu Yu grabbed his arm, saying angrily "What bullshit idea did you just come up with?! I don't agree! Let's just go in and ignore these funny guys." Jin Wu's hands were itchy as he replied, "But… how fun would it be to tease this guy?"

Mu Yu glared at him, retorting "Look at this guy. You see the jade pendant on his robes? He's clearly a young master type! Who knows how many waves of ancestors and elders he has at home! I don't want flies buzzing around me forever!" Jin Wu looked regretful, "But-" Mu Yu waved, "No buts! First he calls the elders, then the ancestors, then the world ending organization, then the top clan in the upper realm, then the immortal sect above that realm, then the Demon God above them…"

She held her forehead with one hand, the other grabbing Jin Wu's arm, sighing, "Then how can I play? Do you want to be thinking of this guy's seemingly never ending background for your whole life?" Jin Wu scratched his cheek and looked at the guy before sighing sadly, "No…"

Mu Yu giggled, "Me neither~! Let's go inside." then her eyes lit up, "Maybe we can find some good food!" Jin Wu's eyes sparkled, "I want to eat a dragon!" Mu Yu looked at him and laughed, "It's too early for dragons."

Jin Wu grabbed her hand and ran into the Eclipse Forest, "Nonsense! Long Zi will trip over a pebble and fall into a cave where a dragon egg from the Immortal God Demon Celestial Realm! Maybe we can get a bit lucky and find a snake in the middle of changing!" Mu Yu rolled her eyes, climbing onto his back as she laughed, "Yeah, right. You're lucky, not that lucky."

Jin Wu held her thighs as she wrapped her arms around his neck, resting her cheek on his shoulder as he snorted, "Young lady, if you don't try, you'll never know!" Mu Yu laughed, as Jin Wu added in a heroic voice, "You too can be a Hero!" Mu Yu laughed happily as they passed the group from before, her silver bell-like laughter trailing in the air.

The group blinked and looked at the duo who were laughing and smiling, the Cold girl looked at Jin Wu and Mu Yu smiling, her eyes shone with yearning and sadness. The guy glanced at her expression and saw the corner of her right lower lip dip a millionth of a nanometer.

His eyes widened and he was instantly enraged beyond belief. He turned and glared at the duo, his eyes blazing with flames.