I'M BACK BITCHES

Hey, this is EggsAndCheese 

it's my third time trying to rewrite this chapter and my second time Webnovel decides to NOT save the first part of the story.

There should be 3 "NEEEXT!!" in this whole chapter but from the last time I read it there isn't much missed.

(I really don't know if this will even show or if my paragraph is cursed)

Anw, I have to give credits to "Knowing Autumn" and his story "Accidental Gamer Hero" for using his Skill and Perk system (for most part) and for being one of the best naruto system fanfic I have ever read.

Good story

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"Human speach"

'Human thaughts'

"God/demon/yokai/powerfull being speach"

'God/demon/yokai/powerfull being thaughts'

*Higher power deciding to bless you with information*

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"NEEEXT!!"

'FINALY, FINALY THAT STUPIDLY LONG..UNInding..boring...4pm airport PTSD line is gone' I cheered/lamented to myself as I took the metaphorical last step into the same nothingness that surrounded me.

Only to appear in what looked like a normal office room with a few aluminum cabinets against the wall, a framed document of some sort on the opposite wall and of course a darkened wooden desk with a computer monitor and keyboard, a coffee mug, phone, and stacks upon stacks of paper.

Behing the desk was sitting a guy that looked in his 40s, with short slicked back black hair, a trimmed beard, and wearing a dark blue suit that defined his well built body.

The moment my eyes fell on his face he took one glance at me and began mumbling to himself, and could barely discern terms like "fuck overtime", "..fetish", "standard" or "plot-twist".

During that mans musings I kept silent 'not like I have a fucking choice here', and before I could begin to question myself on how I could see without having a body, this man began speaking.

"Ok, long story short :your gona be reborn in a universe of your choosing with a randomized origin as well as a standard issued system for that universe"

The moment he finished speaking a paper started to float from the pile on his desk to somehow floating straight in front of me on it written a few dozens of manga and anime names that I recognized like:

HxH

MHA

Jujutsu Kaizen

W.H 40000

AOT

Naruto

DxD

Looney Tunes

Dragon Ball Super

Scorn

...

From what I remember I already had a few I would just not go to like HxH, DxD, W.H 40000, Scorn and DBS for the simple reason that the plot of these and the randomises power levels are simply too much shit for someone like me.

Others like MHA I just didn't like.

And some like Luney Toons are just TOO MUCH BULL for me and my sanity.

That really just left worlds like Naruto, Jujutsu Kaizen, Bleach and other to choose from, and for the restriction of having a random origin, the best world I could think of is Naruto.

Just as that thought crossed my mind the man in front of me snapped his fingers and I find myself in darkness again,

Though this time I could actually feel...

I could feel the grass underneath my digits...

I could feel myself breathing again...

I could finally feel alive again...

'YAAAYYYY' I attempted to scream, but the only thing I heard was a drawled out "MIAAAAW!"

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'No...nO....NO..THIS CAN'T BE

WHEN THAT FUCKER SAID RANDOMISED ORIGIN I THAUGHT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT CLAN OR BACKGROUND

NOT FUCKING RACE!!!'.

During this mental frenzy I didn't realize that my body was basically shaking and spasming like I was having a seizure.

Before I was inexplicably hit with a wave of calmness that washed away all these worries and left only the rational calm mind.

It was at that moment that I decided to finally open my eyes and take in my surroundings.

I slowly opened my pupils trying to not be blinded by the light, and the first thing I laid my eyes on was a blue box???