1 prologue
In modern day america there lived a man.
A man who loved history,politics,nature,and most importantly fantasy! Why you may ask?Perhaps you would think he was some shut in loser.With no life,Job,or woman.In fact you would be wrong! The fact is he just became bored with the world, with reality itself!
So he turned to Fantasy books,anime,light novels and whatever else he could turn too to ease his boredom!
So enter now into the Tale of Culigula!
On a rainy day
An alarm clock went off...
Shit im gonna be late! so jake jumped up and rushed to get dressed.gotta grab the keys...ok im out.
jumped in the truck and took off. on his way to work he was stopped by a red light. Damn why now?
as he said that he glanced at the mirror and saw a bigrig about to careen into him and he only had time to say one last word....FUCK!
Bright flash of light!
ugh
where am I?
nothing but white everywhere?
Am i dreaming?
.
..
...ouch!
nope definitely not dreaming.
guess i finally lost my marbles
Sounds of feminine laughter
Nope guess again
Dreaming? i say while looking around for a face to attach the voice to.
...you already proved that you weren't dreaming (giggle)try remembering.
ok well i got up for work and aaaargh my head!
oh shit im dead im fuckin dead right???
unfortunately so...bu
no i don't wanna be dead i had so many responsibilities, people that depend on me. and don't want to die in a shitty way like this. what the hell do i do n
STOP...(yells)
yes i know you wouldn't of wanted to die in such a shitty way and you wouldn't of if we hadn't changed your fate!
wait what?
my name is Gaia
me and various other Gods decided to send a pawn to another world...that would be you.
.
..
...like some kind of fuckin Isekai???
yes
and that truck.
that was truck-kun huh?
yes
holy hell$$$ you just couldnt help yourself huh? what is this a joke to you?
yes...ill admit we did like the irony.but as I've mentioned we need a pawn ao we chose you.
hmmm,
well ill do it but yal owe me for killing me so i want the Gods to care for my family on earth. and i better get some good goddamn cheats while your at it!
(Huff)
fine
ok Goddess give me some basic info on the world,races and magic? and what kind of situation im gonna be in.
the world you will be going to is a little larger than your Jupiter it has twin suns and 3 moons. it has many races and of course...magic!
Hell yeah! will i get a status? a system?
yes and no
there will be no system
damn i wanted the plot armor
huh?
nothing. well how does this work? do i have to spin a wheel? draw a lottery?
no this isnt Gacha!!!
basically it's ask and ye shall receive
ok cool then im not gonna hold back.
ok well heres a blank status screen fill it out and call me when your done.
Name:Caligula
Race:Vampire progenitor
Age:27
LV:???????????
HP:???????????
MP:?????????????
Strength:?????
Dexterity:?????
Vitality:???????
Intelligence:????????
Wisdom:???????
skills:
Appraisal: lv .max
Tongues:lv.max
sage:lv.max
Etc...
ok Gaia im done.
ok let me see... (sound of shattering glass)
you really are shameless! do you have any idea how much power it takes just to send your soul?
Oh and there are no vampires in that world so thats not gonna work.
oh come on thats why i put progenitor!
hmmm, ill have to ask the god in charge of that world so a moment please.
ummm hmmm.
oh we can do that?
yea.....yea
...no i got you.
.....fine
ok he says it will be exciting to have a new race
and he feels like it will be very entertaining.But this wil cost a lot of energy.
ok well heres your new status screen i heavily edited and maximised what you need most
Name:Caligula
Race:Vampire progenitor
Age:27
LV:1
HP:100
MP:125
Strength:27
Dexterity:42
Vitality:57
Intelligence:22
Wisdom:17
HP Regen:2/s
skills:
Appraisal: lv .max
Blood Memories:lv. max
blood servant: rank 2
Blood Drain: rank 3
sunlight Immunity:lv.max
Retractable Claws:lv.5
What!?
thats barely anything!
Actually its quite high!
an average peasant would average around 10 in there stats so just in strength you are almost 3 times as strong as a human adult!
oh
well what all do yal want me to do?
you can do whatever you want to do
but ultimately we will want you to kill the Demon king
Seriously whats with this plot???
Im not going to go to far in detail right now, just know that if we make a move then (they) can aswell and vice versa.If you wish to know more then pray for us when you reach a chapel in a town.
...ok but how is this gonna work im not gonna wake up as a baby or something am i?
no you will awaken in a forest a few miles from a human settlement.we have spent alot of energy on you so you will awaken with nothing.
ok just make sure my new body looks good and that im packin some heat
ok your looks will be above average but we can't afford to send you a weapon.
...thats not what i was asking
Oh....
very well
bye
wai...
Bright flash!!!
