FIVE

"There you are." Taehyung says as he walks up to Hoseok sitting on the sidewalk about half a mile from the rest of the group.

"Go away."

"Hey, I just wanted to talk."

"Well I don't."

"You really like him, huh?" Taehyung asks after a moment of silence.

"How could you tell?" Hoseok deadpans.

"I know how to read people. Why don't you talk to Jimin about it?"

"What is that gonna do? All I see that doing is making him hate me."

"I don't think Jimin could hate you."

"How not? Woulnd't you hate someone if they walked up to you and said, 'Hey, guess what! I like you and your boyfriend. Hope you don't hate me.' Because I know I would probably hate that person."

"It would be kind of hard to hate your first love, Hoseok."

"W-what?"

"Jimin loves you, but he didn't think anything would come out of it so he decided to move on. So I think telling how you feel would only hurt Yoongi."

"But I like Yoongi too."

"You people are weird."

"We're not weird. We just like multiple people."

"I have an idea, but I'm not sure how it will work." Taehyung says with a thoughtful face.

"Honestly, I'm down for just about anything right now."

- - -

"Jimin, I have a dilemma." Taehyung says as Jimin sits down on his bed the next day.

"And what is that dilemma?"

"A friend of mine likes two people."

"You don't have any other friends."

"Okay, I was trying to keep it low key but if that's the way you're gonna be then I'll tell you the truth. I'm writing a fanfic."

"For who and where?"

"There's this website called webnovel, but that doesn't matter. What matters is that I have two characters that are friends but one of them is in a relationship. The other friend likes both his friend and the other person in the relationship. The thing is, though, the first friend in the relationship loves his friend. So how do I make the second friend tell his friend and his friend's boyfriend that he likes them both?"

"That was a lot in less than a minute. Lord Taehyung. Um, I don't know. Uh... oh! Make the guy that likes the two people take the other two on a date but tell the couple they're hanging out and then the guy can tell the couple how he feels."

"Great, thanks." Taehyung says and then he leaves the dorm.

"Crazy idiot." Jimin says before he starts texting Yoongi.

- - -

"Yeah and then I walked out. So why don't you text Jimin and tell him you want all four of us to hang out so we an get to know Yoongi. And then I'll bail on you guys and you can tell them there."

"Okay, where do I take them?"

"Somewhere where you will be comfortable."

"Okay, wish me luck."

- - -

Hoseok added Jimster, Yoongles, and TaeTae to The Sqquad

Hoseok:

Hey guys!

Jimster:

What's up

Yoongles:

Who are you?

Jimster:

I'm your boyfriend.

Yoongles:

No, the other guy.

Hoseok:

My name is Hoseok. I'm in your frat.

Yoongles:

Oh. Well why are we here?

Hoseok:

I wanted to see if you guys wanted to

hang out with Taehyung and I tomorrow

so we can get to know you better.

Yoongles:

Okay. Jimmy?

Jimster:

I'm good with that. When and where?

Hoseok:

Jin's Cafe at three.

TaeTae:

I'm gonna have to bail, I have a meeting

with a publisher tomorrow at two thirty.

Jimster:

Aww, we'll miss you.