1 Chapter 1 - Slap

"Nyaap... What's up, doc!"

Ren was floating inside a cave or was it under a hole in the earth? Donno...

There was a bunny munching a carrot with a hand on its hip looking at him with a sleepy eye.

He flashed back how he ended up here in a soul form.

'Ah, I should have been more careful with that mafia's wife, but it was worth risking screwing with her.' Ren thought with a nostalgia look.

Back on earth, Ren was an 22 years old businessman, owner of a massage centre in a certain country.

He was a fan of jap. anime and fantasized to bang cute anime girls. His plan started when he was 18.

Though he established that business, he worked there hiding his identify just to mess around and screw with beautiful customers. With his god-like massaging skill, he was a pleasure prince of all beautiful ladies who used to go to his massage centre in name of taking SERVICE.

Ren made them to wear cosplay dress and would bang them afterward.

Well, those ladies didn't hate his fetish as he gave pleasure to those frustrated women whose husbands were always chasing after money, not giving enough attention to their horny wives.

With his techniques and a large rod, he even tamed a local mafia's wife who had a goddess-like body. But bad luck stroke him, they both were caught red-handed in her apartment when he was furiously swinging his hips and, without time to react, mafia shot both of them to death.

As he remembered his death, he shook his head with a sad sigh and saw a bunny who looked exactly like a cartoon character from the earth relaxing, wearing a pant printed with carrot stickers.

Ren looked around and saw there was a bed in the corner and television set besides the bed.

"Oh!"

Ren was surprised when he saw anime running on t.v. and there were mangas scattered around his bed and some were hidden under his bed.

There's one titled' Nettori Net**re'

Those are doujins!!

" Hey,boi, are you done? "

Ren snapped and looked at the bunny.

"Um, are you Bugs the bunny? "

Seeing him close up, he was 1 meter tall with a lean body. What was most strange about him was that he looked as if someone hadn't shaved for a month.

" You already know me! and stop thinking I'm a creep."

"Well, it's no wonder that you know me.

They are running a show on me, though that bunny me is a mortal."

Ren didn't say anything, just nodded.

"Come here, kid. My arms have been sour for some time. Give a massage."

He started to float over the bunny, he didn't even know why, some invisible power was dragging Ren's body to him. Stopping behind the bunny, Ren started to massage his shoulder with his semi-transparent hand.

The bunny started to speak again,

" It's good that you have such a massaging skill."

"Do you watch anime?"

Ren made a weird face and said yes.

"Well, me too"

"I can see" Ren replied.

"Which one is your fav. Character from this series?"

"Are you talking about BNHA?"

"Yeeep" (he said it while munching)

Ren thought for a second and said, "Mineta"

"Oh, why? Isn't he a pervert?" Bunny asked while enjoying the massage.

"If I say, he is true to his feelings, he doesn't hide what he thinks and get scared in a dangerous situation, which is pretty normal for teenagers, and he doesn't hide his desire for the opposite gender.

But other character lacks emotions, I think..."

"Well, well, well. You have a good way to describe such a gag character. You are also like him, have a very selfish character. You just think of your desire like that, Mineta. You only act righteous if your circumstances make you to."

" You can analyze someone's personality by what he/she like."

Bunny said calmly like an old sage with beard growing long to the chest.

Ren kept silent. He can't sort out why a rabbit is here while he was to meet a god or something.

'Is he a god? But lools like a pervert though', he thought.

"Yeeep, but nor worse than you.

*sigh*

you can call me higher being as I have those powers like granting wishes, cause reincarnation etc."

"And now, I'm gonna *chop chop* offer you *chop chop* reborn into an anime world.

You can choose to pass on to heaven though..*chop chop*.."

Ren's eyes widened, but he thought 'but why?'

There are no free dishes in this world.

"But why, you say....

Just because we love anime"

"That's the only reason!?" His heart elated.

"OK. Grant me a rebirth, but before that, will you tell me where I'm going?"

"It's a surprise"

"Then, giving something like super powers?"

"Powers? Not power? Hehe, such a greedy, tricky word. "

"Well, I can, but you have to give me carrot. One carrot= one super power."

Ren felt confused as he had nothing with him, "But how? I have nothing, for now."

"You have some karma points left, and you can turn them into carrots. Just focus on your imagination like holding carrot in your hand."

As he focused on said, four carrots appeared in front of him.

"Four...mmmmm.

I can grant you four powers. Now, tell me what kind of powers you want."

Ren saw so many anime, dc ,marvel shows and read mangas ,doujins from his childhood. He was a fan of a certain show in which a boy can blow up everything with his telekinesis when his rage reached beyond 100. He liked that power.

And healing, he wished he had it when he was alive.

Use body enlargement to smash things up. And personal space to keep himself safe from his enemies who were cucked by him. If I had those back on earth, I wouldn't be here today

Bunny's been reading his mind and said,

" Then it's decided telekinesis, healing, growth and separate space. Don't stop, keep massaging."

Ren was shocked again when he read his mind. It's no wonder he wasn't surprised to know why he liked the Mineta character.

Ren saw a square field appeared,floating on the bunny's hand. There was mini sun floating and many types of substances blending in it. Then it turned into a black flowing marble. Another blurry object appeared. You have to get close to see that object. It turned into another marble. Following them, skin colored crystal and green light which also took the form of marble.

Those four things mixed and glowed brightly and the next moment sucked into the bunny's hand.

*swish*

Bugs the bunny vanished from his place and appeared behind Ren.

Ren's instinct kicked up as he felt an ominous feeling toward his lower bottom. He didn't have time to react and a hard slap felt in his semi-transparent butt, printing bunny's all four fingers.

*mnh....* Ren let out a moan as he felt something warm spreading in his soul from that slap. But he quickly snapped back to reality and angrily turned his head toward the bunny.

Bunny had a mischievous grin on his face and said,

" yup...yup...yup...yup...yup..yup." (Bunnys laughing sound. I don't know what his laugh sound like so....)

"It's been a long time since I felt some squishy butt.

Now, go reborn in a wonderful world. You'll like it!

And lastly, for your good massage, I'll gift you a wonderful quirk. Yup...yup..yup...yup..yup..."

"Quirk ?"! Are you sendi-"

Ren couldn't finish what he was saying, Bugs Bunny snapped his fingers, and the next moment, Ren woke up and saw a pretty, silver-haired young girl wiping his butt while smiling kindly,

"You woke up, my cutie-pie"

'Cringe!'

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End of the first chapter.

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