Bryan's Bizarre Adventure's

"Look I'll tell you everything you wanna know" I said frantically, I'm just a mere cop man, I don't deserve this shit, who knew bob jones brother would have died and now bob jones here seeking revenge

Fucker tied me down to a chair and tortured me, he shot me in the leg a few times, and now I have succumbed to the pain, jesus fucking christ I hate racism, just because 1 cop shot a black dudes brother I am the 1 that has to suffer for it

What the fuck did I do?????

"Shut the fuck up, its too late now" Bob said. Casually giving me a hard slap across the face, fuck I regret not telling him about everything sooner, at this point of I don't die, then I'll at least live my life as a cripple

"Your wounds are too severe, even if you reach the hospital in time, you will die" Bob said cruely, he's right, I was being to optimistic, I'll fucking die before anything happens...wait why did he mention that?

"Wait don't kill me!" I shout, my lungs hurt tremendously from that, but before I could even continue begging I got shot in the head

Damn, my life ended just like that, bullshit, I wanna redo :(

I didn't even live that long of a life you know? I was like 20 bruh, it says on google that's the age where men stop growing, not to mention that the brain stops growing once you reach the age of 25 meaning I'm not even a fully grown adult yet

Wait...my conciousness, its not gone...the fuck???

Ok hold up just a second, let me try something

As I say that I try opening my eyes, wait could this be reincarnation or some dumb weeb shit? Well technically it isn't weeb shit but it was that shit on web novel if I remember correctly

So is this what its like to be like...a fetus? Bro its fucking warm and shit, I feel so comfortable :)

I love my mother so much, unfortunately this cannot make me forget the trauma of getting domed with a bullet sadly

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I can feel a sort of a force pushing me out of my mom's belly, looks like its my time to leave, I'mma just savor every sensation, after all you only live once...LMAO

(only some people will get the joke)

What the fuck is this blinding light shit AHHHHHH

Suddenly someone with big hands he seems to be wearing gloves though, grabs me and pulls me up to his face, I could see his big ass eye ball

Yup I'm a baby looks like I've been reborn baby

"Ma'am the baby isn't crying, should I...you know what" He asks, the woman he was talking to seems drained of every bit of vitality she had, as if a vampire had come and sucked her of everything she had

The woman gave a brief sigh of relief before nodding her head a bit, receiving the okay the doctor carried upside down, so my head was facing the floor, and gave my ass a good spank, I started balling like a baby...LMAO

(only some people will get the joke)

Some time passed, a nurse came into the room with some diapers, of course the nurse put them on, imagine a doctor having to do all the dirty work

After the nurse was done, the doctor left the room to go and bring my father, I knew this because of I overheard them talking, thank the fucking lord they speak english, I hope I got reborn in a fantasy world or somes shit

(5 minutes later)

"So this is my baby boy :)" A man with some stubble on his chin said, he had a jolly smile, he was and I swear to god 100% over 6 feet, fucking giant

If that's my dad then I can cry in happiness that I might be over 6 feet as well, after all that's how genes work...unless my mom's like 4 feet or some shit

I turn my head a bit to look at her, hm she definitely at least above 5'5

Bitch don't ruin this for me

Suddenly the room went silent, the heart monitor next to my mother flat-lined, damn now that's clicbe as fuck man, Jesus but whatever not having a mom is gonna suck balls but whatever, formula milk will do me just fine :(

...I was even looking forward to sucking on some titties but oh well

The doctor pulled my dad out of the room, I assume he was trying to comfort him, but also let him know that the reason his wife died wasn't the hospital's fault or his fault, I was given to the nurse while they sorted things out

Today has been quite a day if I'm being honest, I can't wait to sleep in my crib...Hm now that I think about it, where am I? And I mean yeah I'm in a hospital but like what state am I in?

Well these are questions for later, the older I am the less questions I will have, the more answers I will receive

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Time is like a river or some shit, I think that's what they say in those wuxia novels, but yeah its been 7 years

So….yeah alot of shit has happened, for one I befriended a kid named Carl Grimes, does that ring a bell?

But that's besides the point guys, yes I know you're fucking watching me you think I'm stupid? Magic isn't real, god isn't real, clearly, some dumb author is writing about my adventure's but whatever

So I have been reincarnated with a super sick ability, 100% control of my body, like I can control my brain to a certain extent though, like I have full control of it but if I use 100% of my brain I can assure you I won't be chilling with jesus

Author's Notes -

Look mate, the mc will be evil

None of that morally grey shit

Evil mean Evil nigga

And for the snow flakes out there, the n word isn't racist, legit every race in the entire world uses it including white rappers etc its just offensive, like saying fuck you to someone but anyways that's a wrap see ya