7 Guess who it is
Oscars pov:
For the last few remaining days left before I was born I saw that both my arms and legs were fully formed. I started practicing by moving both my arms and legs so that I could be able to see if they were functional, in other words I just wanted to make sure I was not born disabled. Although Siri could fix that with a bone mending pill, anyways I was actually excited because for 9 Fucking months I felt this place was like a prison. Anyways as I was minding myself I suddenly got a message from Siri that the author sent to her.
Siri: Ding, host it turns out that I have received a notification from the author.
Oscar: DON'T READ IT TO ME PLEASE JUST DON'T
Siri: "…"
Oscar: Sorry about that Siri just tell me what the point of his message is.
Siri: It seems that he wanted to inform you that the views have reached 7,000 views and more.
Oscar: Oh is that it (A.N: You know it's not easy being an author)
Siri: Host he wanted to also tell you that the readers already know more about your parent's background, and that you need to start training because he has a surprise for you.
Oscar: Of course he had to just to make me work even harder to figure it out what he has planned anyways how do the readers know more, when I wasn't even aware of the chapter.
Siri: Well the author kind of made two chapters for your parent's backstory without you noticing.
Oscar: Haaah…whatever I give up, Siri how long do I have
Siri: 1 week left
Oscar: Siri show me my status.
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Name: Oscar (Ao si ca)
Age: 0 years old
Talent: Full innate talent
Spirit rank: Rank 10 Spirit Scholar
Spirit: Sausage (Unknown, Unknown)
Spirit abilities: Can be able to increase, heal, and boost stats of any allies by consuming it.
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Oscar: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS THIS….Siri please don't tell me you are also trolling me now
Siri: Huuuh, no host I am not trolling you
Oscar: Then can you please explain to me why I have a sausage spirit instead of the spirits that the author promised me.
Siri: Host I have to inform you that you do have the spirits that the author gave you, however you also have a spirit from the original Oscar.
Oscar: Siri does that mean I have a triple spirit or whatever… wait is this what the author meant by a surprise for me.
Siri: Yes host you possess a rare never before seen triple spirit, and no this is not his surprise for you
Oscar: Then what is
Siri: I don't know
Oscar: Okay so when can I use my time and space spirits
Siri: You would have to become a rank 50 spirit lord or above to use your space spirit, while in order to use your time spirit you would need to become a rank 100 god.
Oscar: what the Fuck… why is it that I can only use my space spirit when I am a spirit lord while in order to use my time spirit I have to become a god.
Siri: Well host, space manipulation is easier to use than time.
Oscar: What do you mean?
Siri: Well many of the strongest experts in this world have basic insights on the law of space, while the gods only have a tiny margin of an insight towards the law of time.
Oscar: So what you're saying is that time is harder to understand than space
Siri: Yes host
I then felt satisfied with what Siri said so far, but a fucking sausage really shit that sucks and I'm still going to be classified as an auxiliary food support master. I then kept on waiting until finally one week passed, I then looked up and saw a white and bright light and headed towards it, what I saw was very blurry but I could hear voices that I couldn't understand. I started screaming when the doctor suddenly slapped my butt to make sure I was still alive.
Doctor: Congratulations it's a boy
Ao ren: Thank god, I knew it was a boy
Xiao bai: Haaah…haaah…May I hold him please
Doctor: Sure here, but you should get some rest and let your husband hold him for a while
Xiao bai: I will doctor… Hello Oscar I'm your mommy
I then looked up and smiled at the tired woman who said was my mother, everything about her seemed normal. Except for her green eyes that were mesmerizing to look at and her white hair that almost looked like snow. I then looked to my right only to see a slightly average looking bearded man who seemed to be my father as he got closer to us and hugged my mother and whispered something to her.
Ao ren: Thank you Bai'er for giving me a son
Xiao bai: Here hold him dear I feel exhausted, would you let me rest for a while please
Ao ren: Of course… Hey there Oscar I'm your father and boy you sure do have your mothers eyes but your face kind of looks like mine. Anyways in the future don't worry about anything, I your father will always protect you and your mother.
I then laughed at the man one last time before I slept because I was feeling tired as well, then as the days went by I started learning this new language that I didn't understand. Months passed and I learned how to crawl, walk, and finally run. Then four years passed and I finally summarized everything I knew so far about this world, it turns out that Tang san did not grow up in Quinessence because his mother was still alive.
However spirit hall is still trying to find her and Tang hao no matter the cost as I heard from my father, the only thing I knew that existed is the clear sky clan, the blue lightning tyrant dragon clan, and the seven treasured glazed tile clan. The rest is something I have to find out on my own and that means I have to leave Quinessence and become stronger.
Father: Oscar it's time to come in now, suppers almost done
Oscar: Okay dad I'm coming
I then got up from the green grass and headed towards my house, I then finally decided to ask Siri about my beginner's pack that I haven't opened yet.
Oscar: Siri, do I still have my beginners pack
Siri: Yes host
Oscar: Okay open it
Siri: Congratulations host you have received
1 Martial arts manual (Techniques must be Self-created)
1 Weapons manual (Skills must be self- created)
1 Body refining manual (Unlimited growth)
1 Heaven and earth cultivation manual (Unlimited growth)
1 Shokugeki no soma cooking skills (Unlimited growth for new ingredients included)
16,000 system points
1 storage space (Upgradable)
And 1 godly cooking set (Unlimited use for each world)
Oscar: Holy crap Siri these are OP items, however why do I have cooking skills from Food wars and godly cooking sets.
Siri: Well host, the author thought it was a good idea to add it in since you will end up as the god of food in the end
Oscar: REALLY… hhuuuuhhh fine, it's not like cooking is bad since I will be cooking for her very soon anyways
I thought as I will find her one day and will have to prove myself to her folks and all, but when I get stronger than the gods of this world I will take her with me if she wants to
As I went in and started eating I finally told my mom if she would let me start cooking next time
Mother: Why would you want to start cooking now, don't you like my food?
I felt really bad because I didn't want to hurt my mom's feelings, so I could only reluctantly play the innocent child card by making puppy eyes at her and being cute
Oscar: I just wanted to help you guys by helping around the house, this way you guys won't be too tired
I could only do this while inside I felt like dying, after all in my past life I was a 17 years old teenager who grew up without parents. I was so embarrassed but that only made me seem cuter, since I looked red around my cheek. My mother squealed and jumped towards me looking like a predator that found its prey, this scared the shit outta me. I tried to run away since I would only suffocate between those huge peaks and those strong choking arms of hers.
Mother: AAAAHHHH… You are so cute, of course you can and I will help you starting tomorrow.
Oscar: Obay seesh pes I oohh (Okay, please let me go)
She then released me as I gasped for air since there zero oxygen in between those things, I then finished eating and went into my room while my mom and dad went into theirs. I then did not want to think about what they did in there, I then sat on my bed and asked Siri where to get my first spirit ring.
Oscar: Siri do you know any location that has suitable beast rings for me
Siri: I have already located a suitable beast spirit that will allow your sausage spirit to possess healing properties.
Oscar: Why would I need to have sausage possess healing properties?
Siri: It will allow your sausage to have healing properties up to 80 % times that of a healing medicine, and it would also provide as an antidote to poison attacks.
Oscar: Oh crap, what kind of beast spirit is that?
Siri: A 1000 year old Rejuvenating rainbow serpent
Oscar: How come I never heard of that spirit beast before?
Siri: Different douluo dalu world host
Oscar: Oh, okay Siri take me there
Siri: Okay then I will deduct 1000 system points for traveling back and forth.
I then saw everything in my room turn white and suddenly changed to a more green scenery, I then found the rainbow serpent. However how was I supposed to kill it, then Siri told me that it would paralyze it for another 1000 system points. Even though it made my heart bleed to spend so much, I still went through with it and asked Siri to paralyze it for me. Then the rainbow serpent suddenly fell and could not move, I took this chance to kill it before it could move. I knew that what I did was wrong and I hoped for this serpent could forgive me, after I absorbed its ring which was a tough experience. I then proceeded to bury its body so that no other beast spirit will try to eat it.
As I was about to leave I suddenly heard a small shout coming from about 1-200 meters away from me, from what I heard it is probably a kid. I then asked Siri to purchase me a cloak that would hide my presence, for another 200 system points I left and tried to find the source of that shout. What I saw was something that could be predicted from a story book since it is such a freaking coincidence.
Guess who it is: Help me someone… Help me daddy
Oscar: Don't worry I'm here for you
Guess who it is: Who are you
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