Brain-Heart Complex

Have you ever imagine what if your brain and heart can talk each other? The rational brain and illogical heart, what kind of conversation will it be? H :"Look! a stray cat!" B :"Yeah." H :"Woo, she wiggle her tail! How cute~" B :"Yeah but you know? Actually stray cat can house more than tens type of viruses. Terrifying right?" H :"Hah!? How could you say something like that! This cutie will never hurt people! You heartless Brain!" B :"Of course i am. You're the 'heart', so how come i have that?" H :"....You're right." B :"See? you brainless Heart." H :"Hey!" Note: English is not my native language, so feel free to correct my absurd grammar, okay