1 5 year old boy who don't like gifts

Today it's my 5th birthday. Everyone was wishing me and were giving me gifts.

I was not interested in any of those gifts because every single one of them was so childish. For me, those were of no use. But still, I smiled whenever I received them.

Don't think that I was doing that, because I was polite or something like that. The only reason was fear of getting beaten by my father. My father was a like a retired military officer so he was very strict.

My mother and sisters were smiling when I was receiving gifts because they already know how much I hate being around people or being the centre of attraction or being touched by people. If not for my father discipline I would have just scolded those guests for being so annoying. Every time they touched my hair or my cheek, they were getting cursed by me. Double cursed for them who were trying to kiss me. Touching or kissing were all disgusting for me.

My name is Aslaan and now I am 5-year old.

I know that for you low IQ people, 5 years old boy is someone who is annoying, filthy, with a running nose.

Well in my case you are wrong . I am well mannered, smart, intelligent, with very high IQ, the most handsome 5-year-old boy. I always carry a handkerchief with me and when I have a runny nose I wipe them, by myself.

I can read, can solve the math problems of 10 class, also knows how to write but I am a human being so like others I also have my limitations. Though I know how to write but because my hand and my brain have yet to develop proper coordination with each other, so many times I am not able to write complex words or draw complex things.

Also, my English grammar is very weak. The first reason is I don't like grammar, I am interested in science. Secondly English is not even my first language.

So if you are thinking to write something bad or making fun of my English grammar then, "CURSE YOU".

As I already told you my name is Aslaan, I am 5 years old and youngest child of my parents. I have three sisters. My father is a businessman and my mother is a gynaecologist.