Pilot
Its been a year now Giovanni is now 15 and a Sophomore. Let me tell you what happened during that year. Giovanni got a part time job at the boxing gym he trains at. He gets pay 14.50 dollars an hour. He also got more status points. Giovanni and Haley's relationship became stronger after that night. Claire still hasn't found out about that night. Now let's see what the Dunphy Family is doing
Dunphy Family
Claire: Kids, breakfast! Kids? * sigh* Phil would you get them* shut the refrigerator door behind her then faces the kitchen counter to grab a bowl *
Phil: yeah. Just a sec * Open the refrigerator and grab something then walk away*
Claire: Kids!* walks into the open refrigerator door and fumbles the bowl spilling what's inside the ball*
Phil: That is-
Claire: Okay.
Phil: Kids? Get down here!
Haley:* walking into the kitchen and texting on her phone* Why are you guys yelling at us when we're way upstairs? Just text us
Claire: All right, that's not gonna happen. And wow! You're not wearing that outfit
Haley:* wearing a very short skirt* what's wrong with it?
Claire: Honey, do you have anything to say to your daughter about her skirt?
Phil:* look up from his phone* sorry * looks at his daughters outfit* oh, yeah. That looks really cute, sweetheart.
Haley: thanks. * walking away from the kitchen with food*
Claire: No. It's way too short. People know you're a girl. You don't need to prove it to them
Alex:* walking into the kitchen* Luke got his head stuck in the banister again.
Phil: I got it.* walking past Claire* Where is the baby oil?* walking out of the kitchen*
Claire: it's on our bedside tab- I don't know. find it. *Walks into the refrigerator*
Phil and Claire commentary
Claire: I was out of control growing up. There, you know? I said it. I-I just don't want my kids to make the same bad mistakes I made. I-if Haley never wakes up on a beach in Florida half naked I've done my job.
Phil: our job
Claire: right I've done our job
End of Commentary
Phil:* putting baby oil on the sides of Luke's Head to Unstick him* Buddy. Why do you keep getting stuck like this?
Luke: I thought I could get out this time.
Alex:* walking down the stairs* I'm just gonna say it. He needs to be checked by a specialist.
Luke: Ow!* finally getting his head free*
Phil: There. be free. Excalibur* chuckles*
Haley:*going to the stairs* Gios coming over today
Claire: oh * coming downstairs with a basket of laundry* ok
Haley:* going upstairs*
Luke: Ooh are you and Gio gonna kiss?
Haley:* stops and looks at Luke* Shut up.
Phil: Easy. Easy.
Luke:* making Kissy faces*
Alex: Yeah shut up!
Luke: No, you shut up!
Claire: Luke Alex why don't you take it outside okay?
Alex: And do what?
Phil: fight in the sun. It'll be a nice change
Claire: Haley.
Phil: Just kidding.
Claire: When is gio getting here?
Haley: in a couple of minutes
Phil and Claire commentary
Phil: g man is an awesome kid
Claire: yeah he's a really good kid* smiles* I remember how they first met met it was so cute Haley dragged him with her towards me and said mommy I found my Prince Charming
Phil: yep ever since that day anyone who tried to hurt Haley he would come in and defend her* talk super quiet* I hope he becomes my son-in-law
Claire: Did you say something?
Phil: nothing!
End of commentary
Phil: So the g man is going to be here in couple of minutes maybe once he gets here Well play some b ball
Haley: Dad no!
Phil commentary
Phil: I'm the cool dad. That's- that's my thing. I'm hip. I- I surf the Web. I text "LOL" laugh out loud "OMG" oh my God "WTF" why the face. Um, you know, I no all the dance to the high school musical, so
Cuts to Phil wearing a denim jacket and dancing
Phil:🎵 we're all in this together 🎵* doing this in front of Giovanni, Haley, Alex, and Luke*
Phil:🎵 yes we are🎵
Haley:* grabbing the pillow and bearing her face in it*
Giovanni:* cringed out but is still smiling*
Phil:🎵 we're all stars something, something you know it🎵
End of Phil commentary
Alex: Mom! Dad!
Claire: What happened?
Alex: Luke just shot me!
Luke: I didn't mean to.
Claire:* Checking Alex arm* are you okay?
Alex: No, the little bitch just shot me.
Phil:* chuckles*
Claire: language!
Luke: they're only plastic BBs. It was an accident.
Claire:* stops checking Alex and looks at Phil* What did I tell you would happen if you got him a gun? Deal with this.
Phil: Buddy. Uncool
Claire: That's it? That's No, no, no, no. The agreement was that if he shot someone you shoot him.
Phil: We were serious about that?
Claire: Yes, we were. And now you have to follow through.
Luke:* " starts crying" * I'm so sorry
Claire: Liar
Luke:* stops fake crying*
Claire: Go
Phil: he's got a birthday party
Alex: What's more important here Dad?
Claire: You can shoot them afterwards. He'll be home at 2:00
Phil: I can't shoot him at 2:00. I'm showing a house at 2:00.
Alex: What about 3:00?
Claire: No, he's got a soccer game at 3:00. And then* check the calendar and gets closer to it* oh we gotta leave for that dinner thing at 5:00. 4:15. you could shoot him at 4:15.
Phil: yeah, I guess that works for me
Luke: Oh!
Claire:* writing on the calendar* shot luck
Phil:sorry * ruffle his hair* dude it's on the calendar.
Luke: oh, come on!
A couple of minutes later
The doorbell rang
Haley:I'll get it* goes down the stairs*!
Claire: I got it Haley* goes to the door and opens it* hey Gio
Giovanni: hey Claire
Haley: hey gio* grabs his hand* let's go* walks up the stairs*
Phil: is g man here!* walks by the stairs*
Giovanni: hey cap
Phil: what's up playa* comes up the stairs*
Giovanni: * chuckles* what's up cap
Phil: I was wondering if* leans on the rails of the stair* Ow.* slips on the baby oil* oh, God That's my back* Falls down*
Claire: oh, honey. sweetheart
Phil: Ow! Oh! I slipped in the baby oil.
Giovanni: i got you cap* Princess carry him and walks to the couch*
Phil:* holding onto him* Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Claire: I don't know about this. should I call a doctor?
Phil: No, no, no, no.* Being put down on the couch by Giovanni* okay
Giovanni: there we go* putting Phil Down on the couch*
Phil: you've gotten really strong g man* getting closer to the couch*
Giovanni: thanks cap * put some down on the couch now*
Phil: Okay. nice. Nice soft landing
Giovanni: there you go* put him on his back*
Phil: thanks g man
Giovanni: no problem cap
Haley: Okay, let's go. Come on* grabs Giovanni's hand and Bring some upstairs to her room*
Claire: Thank you Gio!
POV Giovanni
So it finally started
Giovanni: well that was something
Haley: yeah something really embarrassing
Giovanni: oh come on it's not that bad* in Haleys and Alex room* so Alex's not here
Haley: the nerd is down stairs so we have this room to ourselves
Giovanni:* smirks* me Likey
Haley:* smiles* so what movie should we watch* pulls out her laptop on the bed*
Giovanni:* lays down next to her* hmm I don't know why don't you pick* smiles*
Haley: what abo-
A couple of minutes later
Pov none
Alex came in and grab something
Haley: Alex, get out! Mom!
Alex grabbed what she wanted and left
Giovanni: it's ok Haley
Claire: Alex, leave your sister alone.
Alex: I was just getting my book. Gosh
Claire: I know, sweetie. But you need to respect their privacy. What are they doing up there?
Claire commentary
Claire: I know I said Giovanni's a good kid but he's a teenager now. boys his age look for sex and if I can prevent them from doing it until they're older to understand better at what they're doing then I will I don't want them to be teen parents
End of Claire commentary
Alex: Nothing. Lying on her bed, watching a movie.* Reading her book*
Claire: Okay. Okay. Um. I'm making a cake for tonight. Do you want to help me with the frosting?
Alex: * Close her book* Sure. * walks by her mom and goes to make the frosting* So, you know, if Haley got pregnant, would you ever pretend she has mono for a few months, and then, like, tell everyone the baby's yours?
Claire: what?
Alex:* stirring the frosting* The senior at school was "out sick" for like four months, but Jenna Resnick swears she saw her breast-feeding at a coin op car wash. First of all it would be really cool to see Haley that fat. And how awesome would it be to have a fake little brother who's really my nephew. I wonder if gio would still pursue boxing after having a baby
Claire: Haley is not getting pregnant.* clears her throat*
Alex: just saying "if."
Claire: I know. And I know you like to make trouble for your sister, but it's not gonna work this time. You know why? Because your sister's a good girl. I know. I was just like her when I was…* grabs laundry then goes upstairs to Haley and Alex room and opens the door
This caused Haley and Giovanni to sit up
Haley: Mom! What are you doing?
Claire: Oh, hey! I was just, um, dropping off laundry. Is this a bad time?
Haley: yeah.
Claire: Oh. Okay. * walks out the room*
Haley: Uh, can you shut the door, please?
Claire:* pops her head out by the door* actually we're just gonna go ahead and leave that open
Haley: why?
Claire: because I have, uh, seen this little show before* points at them and walks in the room* lying on the bed with a tall and attractive boyfriend, one minute you're just watching falcon crest, and the next you're lying underneath the air hockey table with your bra in your pocket.
Giovanni: Whoa!
Haley: Mom!
Haley goes out in the backyard where Luke gets shot by the BB gun with Giovanni following behind her
Haley: Dad! Dad, Dad. You have to talk to Mom. She is, like completely freaking out and embarrassing me!
Phil: well honey your mom isn't always as cool about
Giovanni: Haley it's okay
Phil: things* shoots Giovanni in the neck
Giovanni: Ow* hold his neck*
Haley: OMG are you ok
Phil: What is with this thing?* drops the BB gun and shoot himself* Ow
Luke: you even shot Gio
Giovanni: I'm fine Haley it doesn't even Hurt anymore it felt more like a pinch" thank god for strength"
Haley: are you sure* worried about him*
Giovanni:* smiles* yes and thank you for worrying about me* he kisses her* " if had my old Temper I probably would've cracked Phil's skull open"
Phil: sorry g man
Giovanni: it's ok cap just be careful with that thing
Phil: will do! Man this hurts!
Claire: what happened
Haley: Dad shot Gio
Claire: omg im so sorry
Giovanni: it's fine it felt more like a pinch
Claire: still sorry… how about you join us for dinner we are going to Mitchell's tonight
Giovanni: oh is cam and Mitchell back from Vietnam
Alex:* popping out of nowhere* yes
Haley: yeah you should come!
Giovanni: ok I'll go call my parents * he walk off*
Haley:* looks at her mom* are you trying to destroy our relationship
Claire: no… it's just I don't want you to become a mom at this age
Haley:* frozen* " did she found out me and gio had sex already" well you don't have to worry about that mom I'm still a Virgin
Claire: * Raise an eyebrow* I nev-
Giovanni:* walks up to them* good news my parents say I can go
Haley: Yeah!* hugs Giovanni*
Claire: ok I'll Mitchell tell him you're coming too
Time skip to outside of cam and Mitchell's apartment
Pov Giovanni
We are now outside of mitch and cams apartment
Mitchell: Hey. Hi* hugs Claire *
Claire: hey* holding the cake and hugs him back then breaks a hug and goes inside*
Mitchell: * sees the rest of us* hi guy's.
Alex and Luke walked in
Phil hand Mitchell a bottle of wine and walks in
Mitchell: thank you* sees me * Hey Gio
Giovanni: Hey Mitchell * walks into the apartment with Haley*
Claire: don't think us. Open it Dad is coming right behind.
Then the doorbell rang
Giovanni: yep that's him
Jay:* opening a door* knock knock we're here. coming in!
Mitchell: don't worry Dad. nothing gay going on here.* Sees jay outfit* May I take your multicolored coat and bejeweled cap?
Jay: Yeah. Yeah
Giovanni: Haley look at what jays wearing
Haley: huh* looks up from her phone* oh my god * A little bit embarrassed* why is he wearing that!
Giovanni: I don't know. I just feel sad for him though* sees Clara Phil Gloria and jay talking* Hey, do you think Gloria and Jay will have a baby?
Haley:* laughs a little* Gio shut up!
Giovanni: haha just thinking you would have a young uncle then I mean you have Manny as your uncle already
Jay: So how was your trip?
Mitchell: It was good. It was good actually. But I'm, about that I- I have something that I need to tell you guys. Um- Uh, we didn't just go to Vietnam for pleasure. We, uh, kind of have some big news.
Jay: Oh, God. If Cam comes out here with boobs I'm leaving.
Claire: Dad.
Haley: I hop he didn't embarrass you mom
Giovanni: Haley it's ok Claire was just looking out for us
Claire: thank you Gio and sorry again about Phil shooting you
Mitchell: *Gives a look to Phil* anyway, um, so, about- about a year ago, Kim and I started feeling this longing, you know, for something more like, uh maybe a baby?
Jay: Ooh that's a bad idea.
Mitchell: what do you mean, "bad idea"?
Jay: Well kids need a mother. I mean if you two guys are bored, get a dog.
Mitchell: Okay, we're not bored, Dad.
Gloria: I support you Mitchell even though you're not my son.
Claire: I-I-I-I Think what Dad is trying to say is that Mitchell you're a little uptight. Kids bring chaos and- and you don't handle it well.
Giovanni: I think it's cool they want a baby
Mitchell:Thank you Gio and Claire That's not what Dad saying that's what you're saying. And it's insulting in a whole different way.
Phil: Okay, People. let's all chillax.
Alex: hey where is uncle Cameron
Mitchell: Thank you. Thank you. The Second person who's not insulting me noticing he's not here
Jay: oh so that's the big announcement huh You two broke up. Well- - well a baby wasn't gonna help that anyway. And let me tell you. You're better off because he was a bit of a drama queen.
Mitchell: No, no, no. Stop. Stop. No. You come into my house and insult me and my boyfriend. Who by the way is not that dramatic- -* right when he said that the lion king song started playing* oh, god
Cam:* comes out holding a baby girl and then raises her up when The song gets to it's the circle of life*
Mitchell: We adopted a baby. Her name is Lily.
Claire: oh
Cam: exciting!
Mitchell: just turn it off
Cam: I can't turn it off. It's who I am
Mitchell: the music
Cam: oh yes the music* chuckles and turns it off* come say hi to Lily
Gloria: Ay, miren a la princesita. The little princess
Haley: She's so cute!
Giovanni: Yeah, she is cute!
Haley: so cute
Cam: thank you
Claire: Let me see her. Let me see her. Let me see her
Phil: Hi there, lily. Lily. Isn't that going to be hard for her to say
Giovanni: it's not going too Phil
Haley: so cute
Jay: Excuse me. Okay. I-I-I know that I said I thought this was a bad idea. But uh what do I know? I mean it's not like I wrote the book on fatherhood. Been trying all my life to get it right. I'm still screwing it up.* looks at Manny* right Manny?
Manny: I wrote a song about it in the car.
Giovanni:* chuckles a little*
Jay: Of course you did. Uh- - anyway I'm happy for you. And you should know that, uh, i'm not here to spit in your face, i'm here too… blow at your back.
That just confuse the rest of us that don't understand
Haley: I don't
Giovanni: I don't get it either
Jay: well it's- it's supposed to sound better in Spanish.
Gloria: Voy a ser la baisa en tu espalda, no quien te escupa en la frente.
Cam: oh that's Beautiful
Mitchell: thank you
Haley: that's nice
Giovanni: yeah it is
Jay: anyhow Mitch, uh-
Mitchell: no Dad it's- it's
Lily: *starts crying*
Mitchell: I got her. I got her.* goes to grab his daughter*
Cam: oh she's crying. She wants her Grandpa!
Claire:* Hans Lily to Mitchell* she wants her daddy!
Mitchell: * holding Lily* do you want to meet Grandpa?
Jay: What? are you kidding? She's one of us now. Let me see the little potsticker.
Giovanni: look she stopped crying
Haley: yeah she did
An hour later
After we had our fun we all went back home the Dunphy family dropped me home
Giovanni: today was fun
Haley: really?
Giovanni: well every day is fun when I get to spend time with you
Haley: aww I love you
Giovanni: Love you too, see you tomorrow?
Haley: yes* smiles*
Giovanni: * smiles *okay then* walking back home* see you tomorrow
When I got inside
Giovanni: I'm home
Isabella: hi Gio had fun at cam and Mitchell's place
Giovanni: fun and they adopted a baby
Isabella: Really!?
Giovanni: yes
System: Giovanni Kushnir status
Str:89
Dex: 80
Con:81
Bi:103
Cha:101
Status points:0