1 A New World?My System Quit?(1)

Feng lui found himself in a unfamiliar place and even worse it was dark and smelly at the same time. Feng lui was about to stand up but his left hand touch something that is like between solid and liquid at the same time...he take a closer look at this 'thing' but he knew what it is...by this 'thing' smell and form...it is poop...

Feng lui take a closer look around him and what shock him is that he found himself surrounded by poop...yes, there was literally poop all around the place as there was pile of poop together making it look like a hill which also have many flies flying around it.

Feng lui tumble back in shock but he slip due to the poop...and fell into one of the poop hill behind him. The poop hill unable to take the mass falls down into him and covering his mouth,ears,noses, and other parts of the body.

Feng lui unwilling to surrender to poop, not willing to lose to a poop hill he furiously punch and kick his way through the poop hill. But alas as it came with a price as both his arms and legs is cover in poop.

Just as he was about to relax a large hand suddenly grabbed his right arm.

Feng lui turn his head around and this sight scares him as he saw himself staring at a poop man well it is human because you can tell by the eyes poking out and some parts that's isnt cover in poop...

"Young man." The poop man said seriously, "I can see your destiny and fate have bring us together!"

"Join me and Together we shall create the poop kingom! After that we shall heehee... kill ourselve as a scarfice to our god! The poop god!" Said the poop man as he laugh afterward.

Feng lui "..."

Poop man "..."

"So let me get this straight." As Feng lui cough a few time and said, "First you want me to join your 'poop' kingdom which never exist and probably created by you today and second you want us to kill ourselve? Just after I join... and thirdly killing ourselve as a scarfice to this 'poop god' I guess you created it by your own somehow..."

The poop man look both scared and shock as he turn his hand around the area as if searching if anyone is hearin this. As he confirm there is no one he say, "How did you know my plan that I'm going to kill you as a scarfice to the poop god after you join?"

"You just told me your plan 3 minutes ago...and on top of that you told me it while asking me to join..."

"Oh..."

*Akward silence*

Feng lui "..."

Poop man "..."

The poop man was the first to take action as he jump up and yelled, "Since you know my 'secret' plans I will now silence you to keep this a 'secret' now face taste my Mysterous poop art!" as the poop man suddenly grab a handful of poop on his body and began to make a ball shape out of it and he put it in his left hand as he target his attack which is seem to be aimed at Feng lui mouth.

"Now I shall choke you to death!" yelled the poop man.

"Legendary poop god fist of myth!"

"Booster pack System activate, System sense a danger do you want to eliminate this danger?"

Feng lui was both shock and daze by the poop man sudden action and the sudden voice he heard but he was a quick thinker so he say "Yes! Get this muther faker out of my sight! Get him tu fuk out!"

"Host confirm eliminate the danger."

"Donkey flying kick to the space talisman aquire and use."

After the voice faded. A grown size donkey suddenly appear and by lifting it back legs it kick it strong leg right into the poop man 'balls' area which crush his 'balls' and also send him flying straight into the sky higher and higher until you can't see him anymore.

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In Space...

As the poop man fly into space he saw something that shock him and his belief.

"I though that the world is flat!!!" yelled the poop man as he die not due to space but his belief of that the world is flat...but now after seeing the reality is that the world is a ball...in other words.