Oh...My Damned Life

In a faraway place, a girl laid in a green wild grass and-

"Fuck. Where am I?"

And asked stupidly.

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"Oh f*ck, bloody h*ll, damn, sh*t. Argghh! I'm going to kill the one who killed me. Just wait."

Shin Ah exclaimed as she contemplated on what was really going on. Busying herself as she continuously curse at the one who killed her.

"That wannabe racer got me killed in one shot. Damn, I didn't even reached the hospital before I died. Fuck, I didn't even got a chance to kill that bastard."

Of course what she mean was that she didn't even got a chance to kill her damnable ex-boyfriend in her novel.

That really got her angry cause if not for that tarsier. If he didn't called her and broken up with her, she shouldn't have died.

She got up to tidy up her clothes when she found out she didn't even have a clothes in the first place.

"And here I am, stark naked in a middle of nowhere."

She wondered if when she got transmigrated, reincarnated or anything of that sort, her clothes were probably sent out somewhere.

You're probably wondering why she is not panicking. Well, she probably hasn't digest the fact that she's still alive or dead or what and just doing what her brain made her do.

"This is madness!"

"Where the hell should I look for clothes?"

"And where the hell I am? Am I still in Earth?"

"Am I abducted? By aliens? Shit!"

"Perhaps I'm in the the future? Or in the past?"

"Got reincarnated?"

"Transmigrated?"

"The fuck! Don't tell me this is the 'hell'?"

"Or should I say heaven?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"

Shin Ah wants to cry but lack tears to shed.

"What am I going to do?"

I need to find clothes first. Then, find out where the hell I am. And then..... whatever! Just leave it to fate!

Just as she was about to turn. Her eyes caught something.

"Thank goodness there's a tree. The leaves can temporarily cover my naked body. This will do."

Shin Ah didn't know but she feels like she's taping a survival show where the people goes back living in a primitive era.

Then from a barren wasteland, she entered upon a holy and blessed land. Filled with colorful plants and mystical beasts that roamed here and there. Glad that they didn't seems to be carnivorous as they aren't interested in her flesh.

But the truth is, they didn't bother her to eat with her low-quality meat.

Amazed, she walked and walked and on the horizon, she can see waterfalls as high as the skies. With it's crystal clear water, it glistened under the sky as it created a beautiful rainbow. This place is basically a paradise.

Shin Ah starts to walk until her feet feels sore. From noon till midnight. She continued to walk and walk. Convincing herself that it will be alright and maybe her knight in the shining armor might appear.

But reality sucks.

Not even a shadow of human nor an ant can be seen in the past one and a half day. She feels that maybe she's the only one on this planet. Maybe she got 'transported' on a desolate planet where there's no human being.

"I'm hungry."

"I'm thirsty."

"I'm tired."

"Ahhh, it's itchy!"

"It's colddd."

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Little did Shin Ah know is that someone is sneaking glances at her, quietly watching her from afar. Just trying to make sense what happened to the 'unbreakable' boundary.

The 'God' who seems so serene like nothing could ever bother him is now frowningly staring at the clueless girl who's half-walking and half-draging her body up. Swaying left and right.

"Is she trying to be a zombie?"

"Perhaps...is she drunk?"

"That lil lass has a guts to drink huh?"

Though the question is, where can she even find an alcohol to drink when there's not even a single drop of water she could see to drink right?

Oh, the 'God' forgot that mortals need eat and drink in order to live. And that's a necessity. Alright.

As he continued to ponder upon what he's gonna do, the crazed woman, namely Shin Ah, is on the verge to losing her last thread of sanity.

"The hell, the fck, the SHIT!"

If this is on an anime, perhaps you can imagine seeing birds flying out of the trees, scrambling away from the mad woman who's shouting profanities.

"Who the *beep* brought me here you *beep* mad *beep*–?!!"

Before she could say any words that are on negative, a voice interrupted her. A voice that could instantly instill peacefulness and reverence towards any other being.

"Do you know that it's bad to say bad words? Specially in this place and in FRONT of my presence my child?"

"Oh my bad." Shin Ah answered with a straight face.

That 'IDGF' expression of hers really temps you to punch and beat her up senselessly.

"Oh."

She blankly said, staring behind him. Processing what just happened.

Where the hell did that man came from...

A man...

Still staring at whatever she found amazing. Eyebrows connecting like a bridge. Lips plucking. Eyes squinting.

Her face right now looks so unsightly.

Then like a bulb, her eyes brighten as she slowly raised her hand, pointing her index finger towards the 'man'.

"Oh!", she exclaimed.

"A man! A real living man!" And added lamely.

"Yes. A man."

With a deadpanned expression on the man's face he answered.

He doesn't know if he should explain to her that he's not exactly a living man as he IS a spirit.

"Mind if you can answer first my question child?" He stop and then continued, "Nevermind, how did you get in here? Where's your guardian?"

'Guardians right now are so careless. Maybe I should make a new rule and punish them accordingly to their sins. How can they be so neglectful of their duties?'

As he's still thinking about that, apparently Shin Ah who's been questioned passed out.

Not clear what's the reason behind it if it's because of fatigue or in relief or both that she instantly sighed in relief and loss consciousness.

Or perhaps because she trusts that person enough for her to lossen up her nerves and entrust herself to that person.

"Oh man!"

The man exasperatedly exclaimed and shouted for his guardians.

"Guardians! Get in here! Right now!"

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