5 This Can't be right

Ichigo: ok let me see if i have any quest

Ash:....if you don't...for every girl you don't seduce you'll receive one free hug coupon….an...and…>-< maybe a kiss.

Ichigo: now now don't be jealous, the Quest system is worthless anyways same as levels, since my strength is rising far too quickly to track it. Now how about i baby you a bit before i'm born.

Ash:.....

"Come to think of it let's check the store.... <Store>"

Then another window popped up in front of him with countless skills, weapons, medicines, and others.... 1 second .... 5 second and after 20 or so seconds it stopped only to hear to Ash saying....

Ash:.....No H content….

Ichigo:....You know my reader won't like that. Also try to update the store everything in it is far too weak...tho all those Hogyokus seem like pretty good Candy to all my wives.

Ash:...yes

Ichigo: guess i'll go back to sleep until i'm born.

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Ash: Ding!! Congrats Dear For Obtaining 1000 <Hogyokus>...!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ash: Ding!! Congrats Dear For Obtaining <Book Of Kamasutra =>

Ash: Ding!! Congrats Dear For Obtaining <Book Of Art of Seduction>

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Ichigo was speechless he didn't expect to get 2 Ambiguous books and a Few Pieces of Candy he has no idea what to do... The readers might trash him & not believe he could really get a harem...

Ash: Dear... Can't Learn Those Arts Because You Have Yet to Grow enough... Furthermore Due To The Integration Of The Original Soul And Ember Soul The Other Powers May Be Different Than What Dear Knows...

Ichigo: Hmm is that jealousy i hear?

Ash:(......)

Ichigo: "Perhaps I should chase all 33 girls...." he thought.... well that's for the future till then let's troll everyone till death.....

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