Don't Mess With A Pregnant Woman's Man

"That.... wasn't the reaction we expected.." Soifon muttered. Rukia looked at her weirdly.

"What kind of reaction was he supposed to make?" Rukia asked her.

"Freaking out." Soifon answered bluntly. They looked at Ichigo who was smiling goofily. He looked at Unohana.

"Can I feel it?" Ichigo asked her with his voice full of hope. Unohana giggled and walked towards him and stood on his right.

She pulled up her shihakushō. "You probably can't feel the baby's heartbeat that soon though. It usually takes 6 to 7 weeks for the baby's heartbeat to be better assessed. " Unohana told him. Ichigo smiled back at her.

"I know. I just want to see your stomach." Ichigo grinned. Unohana sighed happily. He looked at Unohana's stomach.

"A baby's in there. My baby to be exact. Damn... Father at 15 though. That's kinda wild but I don't care." Ichigo whispered and kissed Unohana's stomach. Unohana giggled.

"That tickles, Ichigo." Unohana muttered with a smile on her face. She then looked at the group of girls. Except for Yachiru, they were all looking at her with looks of pure envy.

Unohana only smiled warmly at them, but that angered them even more.

*Knock! Knock! Knock!*

"Oi! Yoruichi! Open the door girl, this shit's heavy as fuck!" Ichigo heard Kūkaku's voice outside of the door. Yoruichi quickly opened the door for her.

"Kūkaku!" Yoruichi smirked at her. Kūkaku smirked back. Yoruichi stepped out of the way letting her in.

Kūkaku grunted and started pulling something large into the big bright room. Ichigo's eyes widened in horror.

"Here! Jidanbō's axe!" Kūkaku grinned and dropped the axe, making a hug crater on the ground.

" So! Who's the father anyways? You didn't tell me when you told me to grab jidanbō's axe. " Kūkaku asked the chocolate skinned feline. Yoruichi smirked.

" See for yourself, girl. " Yoruichi stepped aside, revealing Ichigo who was staring intently at the axe.

"Damn! Soul Society's War Hero got a girl pregnant?! You got balls, kid." Kūkaku smirked at him.

" What are you gonna do with that axe? " Ichigo asked them nervously. Yachiru laughed happily.

" Since you got our Supervising Chairwoman of the SWA pregnant by accident, we have to make sure you don't do that to anyone else! We're gonna chop Ichi's dick off! " Yachiru explained joyfully.

" But she wanted it... " Ichigo whispered. He then looked at Yachiru.

" What is a kid like you doing here anyways? You shouldn't be hanging around grownups. You should be in your diapers drinking milk from the bottle. " Ichigo mocked her. Yachiru got riled up and spat at Ichigo.

Her saliva got on Ichigo's cheek and flowed down his face.

"C'mon!! Let's chop his dick off!!!" Yachiru declared. The members of the Shinigami Women's Association except for Unohana nodded their heads and went to the axe. Kūkaku watched in amusement as all of them were having a hard time holding the axe up.

Unohana was frowning all the while. "Guys... You should stop. I don't think this is a good idea. Ichigo isn't someone to just forgive and forget you know." Unohana warned them.

" For our Supervising Chairwoman!!! " Yachiru declared loudly.

" MM!!"

The axe shined brightly under the white lights.

Ichigo was panicking. 'Shit!' He thought to him. He tried to break the chains with his bare hands but it wasn't working.

'The fuck! What is this chain made out of! Sekkiseki stone?! My Blut Arterie can't do shit to this! ' Ichigo panicked.

The axe was swung down by the women. Ichigo was staring at the axe with horrified eyes.

'You know you could just use the time dilation barrier to stop the attack. But that's not what you want, you want to use something dramatic. Use the Almighty. It's the perfect time to test out the future altering ability of it.' Mimihagi advised him. Ichigo nodded.

*BANG!!!*

The axe slammed down onto the chair smashing it into pieces and cratering the ground at the same time.

The women who grabbed the axe widened their eyes as they saw that Ichigo wasn't there.

Everyone present looked at the silhouette that was standing in the midst of a smoke cloud.

It was Ichigo and his back was facing them. They all gulped as they saw a black tint on his right hand. The hand had little eyes blinking repeatedly.

The eyes looked at them, they jumped back, feeling scared and disgusted. The eyes closed and never opened again.

Ichigo moved his head to look back at them. They froze seeing his eyes.

"Wh-why does he have two eyes in one eye socket?" Isane stuttered feeling very scared.

"And why is the eye color red?" Rukia added another question. Ichigo turned around and faced them.

His face was a serious one. There was no emotion in it. "Wait... H-how did he even break out of that chain? It's made out of Sekkiseki stone." Nanao pointed a shaking finger at the shattered chains around Ichigo. They obviously didn't have an answer for that.

Ichigo took a step forward, scaring them while they took a step back. "So. This is the reaction Shinigami women have when I get their friend pregnant. I thought I knew you guys better than that." Ichigo muttered. Nanao gulped as he looked into her eyes with his.

She felt like she couldn't breathe. Two eyes staring at her was already too much. But two eyes in one eye socket would make her puke in fear.

Ichigo then looked at Yachiru who was hiding behind Nanao. "Kenny would find and kill you!" Yachiru shouted at him. Ichigo chuckled.

"Guess what? Kenny can't do shit to me!" Ichigo grinned at her maniacally, prompting her to have tears forming at the corner of her eyes. She was definitely going to die today.

"I've choked a cat before, Yachiru. Killing a child like you wouldn't make much of a difference." Ichigo muttered. Making her believe that she was actually going to die today.

Unohana stepped up and stood in front of him. She was frowning at him. "Please. Stop this, Ichigo. Don't hurt them. They're my responsibility. I should be the one who takes the brunt in all of this." Unohana told him. Ichigo narrowed his eyes.

"In... in fact, get rid of the child a-as well. Ichigo..." Unohana added by whispering it. Ichigo widened his eyes. A dark black Reiatsu surrounded him. He scowled at her.

"Yachiru. I want to know why you would even suggest such a thing?" Ichigo asked him with narrowed eyes. Yachiru sobbed and knelt down on the ground, prompting Ichigo to drop the menacing gaze and immediately kneel down with her.

" Look at them! They hate us! They hate me because I'm pregnant! They hate you because it's your child that I'm carrying! " Unohana muttered with tears flowing down her eyes. Ichigo frowned. His menacing aura quickly disappears. He has returned to normal once more.

"No we don't!" Orihime who can't handle it anymore shouted loudly. Everyone looked at her in confusion.

"We're just jealous that you got her pregnant first— Mmh!!" Orihime's mouth was covered by Rukia's hand. Rukia's eye was twitching in annoyance.

"Well, the cat's out of the bag now." Rangiku sighed in defeat. Ichigo narrowed his eyes. Unohana was confused about what was happening.

" We wanted to see if you were serious about being a father or not. So we tested you. And I'm proud to say that you passed!!!" Nanao smirked and gave him a thumbs up. Unohana was shocked and so was Ichigo.

Ichigo looked at Unohana who had a surprised face on her. Unohana looked at him.

"I swear I didn't know what was going on. I thought that they were serious about chopping your..." Unohana stopped finishing her sentence when Ichigo kissed her forehead.

"It's alright, Yachiru. Just sit back and watch a master at work." Ichigo muttered while staring into her blue eyes with his brown ones. He stood up and looked at the group of girls.

"You girls are fucked up in the head. I'll teach you a lesson one way or another. I'll show you why I'm the War Hero. " Ichigo muttered. He quickly grabbed his claymores and assumed a sword stance.

'Thunder Breathing, First Form: Thunderclap and Flash, Godspeed! '

Yellow lightning crackled around Ichigo violently. His brown eyes glowed brightly.

'Thunder Breathing, Seventh Form: Honoikazuchi no Kami!!!'

Ichigo disappeared in a flash and appeared behind the group of girls. He looked back at them and smirked.

Ichigo strapped back his claymores. He faced them and snapped his fingers. In a flash, all of the girl's clothes except for Unohana's were sliced into millions of pieces and dropped to the ground.

The girls widened their eyes in horror at the realization of what he did. They looked down at themselves. Sure enough, they're very naked.

Unohana giggled. "Interesting form of punishment, Ichigo..." Unohana complimented. Ichigo smiled at her. The girls did what all women would do in that situation, they screamed.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

To be continued.....