I'm dead (probably)

In the next episode of my f*cked up life, me and my friends; Jerry, Tom, and Ronald were hanging out to play. This Saturday I was free and got nothing to do so I joined them.

Yeah, I know what you were thinking Tom&Jerry reference.

They then questioned me about something,

"Hey who's that hot babe you were with?" Ronald inquired.

He was the most perverted person I've ever met, then again he had good taste, though he preferred big milkers.

My friend then said the same questions about me and her, hell am I supposed to say a word. One word of truth came out, she would kill me if she knew.

Tom answered that I was with our classmates, and if you were wondering, we had different classes, I and Tom were in a science class, so it includes science, math, physics, and biology, oh and Garry too. It was the same as a college where they prioritized what you were best at, I then questioned myself, how the hell Tom was with me, was he stupid on purpose or maybe he was a smartass nerd that was holding back.

Now that got me thinking, I asked what was her name. I forgot to mention that, though we were now a couple, I didn't know her name.

Tom said her name was Erica Sherlot, a beautiful name indeed, however, not from her behavior towards me.

Ronald was jealous and so was Jerry, Jerry was jealous because I looked like a couple, according to me that was bullsh!t, Ronald however, was jealous of her hot body. My face was flattened and squinted my eyes staring at him with disbelief.

True, she had a hot body, but she was scary as hell.

We then finally reached Ronald's home. I wasn't surprised there was a stack of porn magazines on the left of his bed. His big sister was so loud and noisy, she loves to karaoke, but thankfully, no neighbors were around his house.

I then borrowed his magazines cause I saw something that piqued my interest. Wow, that was my reaction, these babes sure knew how to pose seductively. One opened her thighs and her V was almost exposed, and one with a giant ass licking a pole that she was dancing.

Well, I didn't masturbate, since I got threatened by her, she said that she had always smelled my tissue covered with my cum and so she would know I had masturbated or not. Sheesh, she told me that she was like this since 7th grade which means it was around 5 years ago.

After I had enough reading, I then went to take a piss. Suddenly I heard something was creaking on the ceiling, could be a rat... Wait a minute... Rat...

I then went pale because I know she was here and she know that I read a dirty magazine, I said to myself "I'm f*cked"

I looked at nude girls beside her, and holy crap how she got in Ronald's house, she was batwoman-ing to his house apparently, that was how I imagined it. I looked at the mirror and saw a tiny hole in the ceiling, she was glaring at me the whole time...

I frantically went to Ronald's bedroom to give myself some help, I asked Jerry, Ronald, and Tom to hide me from her. The three asked why and I said she was crazy. Ronald said to me I was probably hallucinating, and then had a weird idea probably I was showing off.

The doorbell rings, and so Ronald F*CKING RONALD OPENED THE DOOR AFTER I SAID DON'T OPEN IT.

I heard that they were chatting about where am I at, so I made my escape to the window, I canceled it... She know I would jump, and she put a spike trap so I wouldn't leave.

I then went hide in the closet, I made a decoy by tying up a blanket and making an escape way like a princess.

She opened the door and my heartbeat was beating so fast, this was twice as scary as Annabelle.

Tom was there, Jerry went out for some food, and I trusted him not to say anything.

Tom then pointed at the closet where I was hiding.

Tom just smirking there as if he got vengeance in him.

I screamed in my heart and prayed for my life...

My last words were nothing and so I gave up...

Tom didn't know about her so he thought it was just nothing, well f*ck you Tom!

She opened the closet, her smile faded away, and started glaring at me. This girl had a double personality, goddamn!

She dragged me by grabbing my feet, I clawed the floor and cried. Tom, that jerk was laughing, though it was my fault that I didn't tell that stupid idiot. I sighed and told him "I f*cking hate you" were my last words.

She then brought a car with her driver and she put me in her car to her home.

Tom and Ronald waved goodbye as I flipped them off with my middle finger.

And so hopefully I live... Or dead... Until the next episode...