6 Bizarre Duality chapter 6, Revenge Party!

Izuku POV

Ive always wanted to go to U.A! But I realized that it's nothing but a school that produces fake heros. I can't go there because Bakugou is there. But I guess I have to go because Nezu wants me to go. He is the principle of the school after all. I changed into my grey school uniform, and now I'm sounding like some narrator.

Mr. Aizawa: Alright class we have some new students to fill up the spaces of the traitors. They are apart of the villain rehab program, and now I'm going to sleep.

Jackie and the others walked through the classroom to introduce themselves.

Jakcie: I'm Jackie Joestar, but call me Jojo.

Mizuki: Im Mizuki Kira, and I'd like to go by Kira.

Mao: Hi I'm Mao Kakyoin, and you can call me Pucci!

Tokoyami: I'm Tokoyami Valentine, you may call me by my last name or my first name.

Izuku: H-hello, I'm Izuku Brando, and uhh I'd like to be called DIO?

???: OI DEKU WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!

Izuku: S-sorry Kacchan...

Baku: YOU QUIRKLESS TRASH SHOULDN'T BE HERE!

Mao: Hey. You better watch yourself, Katsuki. Don't make fun of my friend, IN THE NAME OF LORD DIO I WILL PUNISH YOU!

Mao: What did I just say? Who is lord DIO? The answer lies in my family?

she kept mumbling to herself, these exact same words. But then! MUSICAL TIME! BET YA DIDNT EXPECT THIS!

Mao: Now you know Izuku, that Katsuki Bakugou is not your friend!

Tokoyami: We're your friends! And we're gonna make her pay, you know what friends do?

Mizuki: They got your back and they're fun to be around!

Whuh-oh whuh-oh whuh-oh

Jackie: When someone hurts you and then they attack, and grind your foe into the ground!

Whuh-oh whuh-oh whuh-oh

Mao: Imagine a party with dresses and cake! And singing and dancing and cake!

Tokoyami: And there's a magic act that saws Bakugou in half, and this time it will take!

Mizuki: Now that's a party.

Jackie: A REVENGE PARTY, A PARTY THAT ENDS WITH SOMEBODY'S HEAD ON A SPIKE!

Whuh-oh whuh-oh whuh-oh

Mizuki+Mao+Tokoyami: It's a revenge party with your three best friends!

Jackie: It's like a party that never ends!

Mizuki: For this to work, your gonna have to pretend that you still like them, can you do it?

Izuku: YES!

Izuku: Hey "friend"!

Mina: Hey, Bakugou wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Kirishima. But he just wanted him back and that's not Bakugou's fault.

Izuku: I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys!

Mina: Aw of course!

Mao: It's a revenge party!

Mizuki: A party that ends with eggshells all over the wall.

Tokoyami: It's a revenge party, with your three best friends! (and also your sister)

Izuku: And I end up killing Bakugou!

Mao: Yes Izuku! Make it bloody!

Mizuki: What's Bakugou doing?

Tokoyami: What's Bakugou wearing? (It's ew by the way - Tokoyami's mind)

Jackie: Is he dating Kirishima?

All: Bakugou, Bakugou, Bakugou!

Jackie: Next we take away Bakugou's only achievement, being a hot boy.

Izuku: Ugh, I'm so fat and disgusting! I just use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight!

Bakugou: I need to lose three pounds, BRING ME A WHOLE BOX!

Mizuki: It's a revenge party, a party that ends with somebody crushed and alone!

Tokoyami: And ugly crying!

Mao: It's a revenge party with your three best friends!

Jackie: It's what a party with revenge is like!

Izuku: What's Bakugou eating?

Mizuki: God, look at her figure!

Mao: Did his muscles get bigger?

All: Bakugou, Bakugou, Bakugou!

Tokoyami: We've got to go harder.

Jackie: If we could get Denki Kaminari to think that Bakugou is mad at him!

Mizuki: I won't do that, Kaminari is fragile.

Mao: Exactly! If we crack her she will spill something that we could use!

Izuku: Shh, here she comes!

Jackie: Stop pulling your hair down, your hair looks nice when pushed back.

Tokoyami: Izuku, would you tell him his hair looks nice when pushed back?

Izuku: Your hair looks nice when pushed back.

Mizuki: At every party, there might be a lull, where the energy dips.

Whuh-oh whuh-ph whuh-oh

Mao: You might be thinking it's late, we should go.

Jackie: And they ran out of chips.

Izuku: NO, NO, NO!

Tokoyami: I can't even watch when he touches his hair!

Mizuki: And I've watched a snake eat a cow!

Mao: Bakugou needs to be toppled!

Jackie: Sorry Kaminari, I swear that I'm parting now.

Izuku: One candy can please!

Tokoyami: A revenge party!

Mizuki: A party that ends with lions in a Roman arena.

Mao: He has everything!

Jackie: He gets everything!

Aoyama: Bakugou Bakugou Bakugou! Oui, I'm sorry but I had to do that.

Izuku: Ho, ho, ho, candy cane gram for Hanta Sero!

Tokoyami: She gets everything

Izuku: Four for Mina Ashido, you go Mina!

Mao: Mina Ashido, Mina Ashido, Mina Ashido!

Izuku: And none for Denki Kaminari, bye.

Mao: Who sent that?

Kami: Aw it's from

Tokoyami: Bakugou! Bakugou! Bakugou!

Note: Thanks for being such a great best friend,

Kami: Chicken! Chicken! Chicken! I mean cute. I MEAN GIMMIE IT!

Izuku: Well okay, if you and Bakugou are best friends now.

Mizuki: You can be in charge of keeping all her secrets, for example, he got you those shoes just to make fun of you! Cause he knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them!

Kami: And he's not really blond-ish he's blond!

Kami: Also he told me he cheats on Kirishima! Every Thursday he says he has training but he's really going out with Hanta Sero to the Trattoria!

Mao: Do they eat the spaghetti individually?

Kami: NO THEY BOTH EAT THE SPAGHETTI TOGETHER! And I've never told anyone because I'm such a good friend!

Jackie: It's a revenge party!

Izuku: A party that ends with somebody's head on a spike!

Tokoyami: A revenge party, with your 3 best friends!

Mizuki: A party with revenge is what's it's like!

Mao: A party where everything is what its like!

Jackie: A party where everything is like!

Izuku: A party where revenge is what it's like!

-Musical End-

Next Chapter! A bizarre first day

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