4 Money Problems/Mayo Problems?
Well, my revenue is gone after I can't sell mayo anymore.
Therefore I launched my campaign to "Free Mayo!"
But... But instead, Jingbi said he'll do Mayo
I was planning to negotiate price but I didn't get a reply
And then Plasbur said he would buy.
But... But then Jingbi came back and a bid war started! OMG!
Jingbi was at one side of the room.
Plasbur the other.
JINGBI STARTS OUT WITH 0,01 FOR MAYO
PLAS SHOUTING TO RAISE AT .025
JINGBI RAISING STAKES WITH .03
A MASS INCREASE... PLASBUR TURNS IT TO .4!?!!
NONON JINGBI IS NOW THREATENING USING HIS SECT
HE LEAVES IT AT .5
PLASBUR GIVES 0 FUQS DOE
.7
JINGBHI WITH 1,0
0 FACE GIVEN
PLASBUR A LEGEND
HE KEEPS RAISING
ITS NOW 2 SS
WAIT
JINGBI USING ALL HIS SAVINGS? NOW 5
PLASBUR WITH 6
JINGBI!?! wait no he bid 6,01
wtf such a lowball
Pheenix has the popcorn now though.
I can hear the screams of Plasbur when he yells 6.9 as his bid
6,91..
6.92...
6,93.....
6.99! jesus I nearly fell asleep the increase was that low
wait wait what a cheat
Jingbi is using 6,991?
I have to lay out guidelines for this smh
wait they're too fast
Plasbur has put 7...
Jingbi is still trying! 7,01...
This Mayo is SPECIAL!
Plasbur with 7.2.
Wait Jingbi is silent!??!
JINGBI IS DONE!?!?
PLASBUR WINS WITH 7.2 SS
Now a weird man is trying to buy Mayo from Plasbur.
No, I think he gave up no worries.
Wait no Plasbur is strange.
He gonna use the mayo as lotion.
With a choker.
A choker yes.
That's some 18+ Mayo.
*
Plasbur went into a changing room and whipped out a bottle from his bag.
It was filled with a white liquid.
AKA Mayo
He continued rummaging around in his bag to find another item, to help him with his deeds.
A spoon.
It basically glowed in the light that bathed his cubicle, as if it was gods own room.
He grabbed the bottle he previously set down to the side.
Clicking open the lid he smiled as he squeezed a large blob out.
Onto the spoon.
An evil flash appeared in his eye as he began to skillfully remove his shirt while holding the spoon steady.
Within a few seconds, his shirt was on the floor, and the glint of the spoon had become more obvious as it got closer to his body.
Every second, closer.
Closer.
Closer...
It touched his skin and he winced.
The cool feel of the metal translated into his skin as he dragged it over his finely sculpted abs.
The 6 pack he'd worked so hard for was covered in Mayo.
His dream had come true, after spending his Soulstones.
And the first thing he did.
Was exit his cubicle, and rush into the swimming pool area.
Without showering before, he saw numerous glances towards him as they stared at his liquidy abs before he cannonballed in.
He broke just about every rule for that pool.
...
He was swiftly removed after.
*
NOTE:
Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
