1 Shocker

Today should have been the day that I proposed to my girlfriend. Instead it became the day she cut ties with me first thing in the morning before I went to work. To add salt into an already nasty wound, I was also fired today. Why you ask? Probably because of the fact that my now ex is the secretary of my boss. She obviously said something to him and I am now out on my ass, homeless and jobless at 28 years old. Life is beautiful...

After spending a few hours day drinking, I began to make my way to the bus stop with my few belongings when I suddenly saw a bright light and heard a honking noise. I looked back and cheered inside. Truck-kun has arrived! Send me off to fantasy! Little did I know at the time that I was looking for the wrong genre. Because at that precise moment a space ship appeared directly overhead and beamed me up into the sky. After that everything went white...

Waking up, I find myself laying on a very soft and futuristic looking bed. Immediately I feel something is off. When I looked down at myself, I flinched in disbelief. Small slender hips, waist and arms, shoulder length platinum blonde hair, and roughly C cup breasts. All features of a knockout beauty, but there's one problem: last I checked, I was a man!

Reaching down nervously, I gave myself a quick pat down and confirmed that I'm 100% female now. The shock and disbelief are rolling over me. Speaking of shock... for the longest time now I've felt electricity flowing through my body, however there seems to be no damage or numbness. How peculiar. Looking down at my hands, I imagined a ball of electricity floating in my palm. Lo and behold, it came! Is this magic, or some form of bioengineering like my sex change seems to be? At this moment, a woman whose skin looked like pure crystal came into the room and began to speak.

"Human. You have been selected for the biomerge experiment on your race. Once every 10,000 years our race has come to your world and changed the sex of one human. The purpose is to further advance your race through forced evolution via bioengineering. The 10,000 years are now here, and you are the chosen one. To help you better utilize your new body, a system has been implanted into your brain on the genetic level. Also in order to ensure the continued evolution of your race, we have maximized the attractiveness of your face and body, and have given you eternal youth and life. Henceforth from today onwards you shall be known as Jelia Godfrey. Go now and enjoy your new life. By the way, your physical age has regressed to when you were 18. Return now to the Earth!"

With a flash, and a bang I suddenly was back on Earth wearing some goth loli clothes and a purse with my new forms of identification and stacks of cash. Suffice it to say that I'm very overwhelmed right now. I'm now forever 18 and a knockout beauty on top of things. Oh the hilarity of it all. Right. I have to get it together, because from now on I'm Jelia Godfrey, and the old me is dead. Let's live life to the highest peak!

While I was having my inner pep talk and jumping and cheering, at that moment I heard many clicking noises and saw bright flashes of light. Turning around slowly, I noticed a massive crowd of people either recording video of me or taking my picture. When I was fully turned around, someone actually fainted after yelling, "**** yes!". Nervously smiling at everyone, I quickly made a break for it, or would have had I not heard a ding in my head.

<Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully receiving the Divine Empress System! Please remember the following information:

1. The System exists to make the host the ultimate woman, and eventual ruler of their respective planet.

2. The System shall provide hints and advice during certain moments in hosts life. Feel free to ask questions, however you must level up to learn more valuable information.

3. The System will allow the host to reach a physical and spiritual state on the level of a God through the leveling system.

4. The System will revive the host from certain death only once a year. Though host has eternal life, host is currently a vulnerable greenhorn. Once host reaches a certain level, revives shall increase.

5. Finally, The System is a cosmic secret. Don't reveal it's presence to anyone or face expulsion of The System and loss of all upgrades obtained through The System.

Now please think or say, 'Display Status'.>

After that information dump my mind should be reeling, instead I seem to have total recall. Without hesitating I did as asked, "Display Status".

Name: Jelia Godfrey

Sex: Female

Race: Human(Demigoddess)

Age: 18(∞)

Level: 1 Rank: Mortal

Experience: 0/10,000

Skills: Total Recall, Goddess of Singing, Muse of Dance, Daughter of the Arts, Godlike Memory Capacity.

Phew. My God that's overkill. I'm amazed beyond words, and I'm now safely in a cab and heading to the airport. I've decided to fly to the Holy Land. I don't mean Israel, I'm talking Tokyo, Japan baby! Included in my purse was 50,000 in cash, a nice smartphone black in color, and other girly stuff. Lastly was a black credit card with my new name on it and a passport. I checked the balance on said card and nearly went catatonic. $3,000,000,000! That's a boat load of money! So funds are taken care of for the time being, and now I'm at the airport.

After a long, long, very long flight and surprisingly no exhaustion, I've finally set foot in Tokyo, Japan! Oh my otaku blood is boiling! Btw I have purple eyes, platinum blonde hair and stand at apparently 5 feet and 1 inch tall. My hair goes all the way down to my butt and I seriously love it. Now that I'm in my dreamland, it's time to get set up!