6 Not clique, totally I’m Serious
*beep
"Woah I lost all my control right there." Wc thought as he floated through the void.
*Beep teleporting, Beep
"Wait wha-" Wc was cut off by the noise of the space around him tearing apart and warping beyond repair. [Congratulations on ascending my dear friend, you gained true control over the void and of course, that brings benefits. You will now go to the doulou dalu-iverse with a gay Isekai plot.] "so truck kun huh." Wc was reminded of his childhood when he heard these words. "Transfer me now." He commanded. [Woah Woah not so fast, I haven't told you your benefits yet, you have a full affinity with the void and you can basically get it to do whatever the hell you want. You can also rip a tear in the void to summon a few tendrils of your plant body. So with that out of the way, good luck! That's for the author too, because you don't know jack about any of this stuff.] Jeez I know, gosh dang dude, anyway Wang gets sent to the The Doulou universe what will happen next? Find out next time on *cough okay I'll do it.
He was walking home from school until he saw a truck speeding at him! So in a moments notice, he stabbed himself 788 times in the chest to stop the clique ness. 2 minutes later, {I AM GOD, I HAVE TAKEN MERCY UPON YOUR SOUL AND WILL GRANT YOU 3 WISHES!} The god figure in front of him spoke and gave him a second chance (yeah right). "Uh so I want immortality, invincibility, and control over time." Wc thought of actually smart wishes to have. {I CAN GIVE YOU MINOR CONTROL OVER TIME AS MAJOR IS BEYOND MY POWER. NOW GO ON YOUNG BLOOD!} And with a blow of wind, he want sent to the Doulou Dalu world.
(I scrapped the wish part lol and the stat bar, as I hate filler and it takes too much time to write and copy/paste) *host is a sentient rock "Well that's kind of disappointing" Wc was slightly underwhelmed by his prospects. "Well then, I'll cultivate for millenniums! 10 million years later, his soul ring turns into a brownish gold color. The first thing he did was hunt for 10 million or older beasts. He activated his golem form and drilled into the ground. However, quite as expected, there were none as the amount of time the planet he was on began was only 11 million years old so the rarity is on a whole other level as many of them don't have the capacity to understand the semi-profound subjects of cultivation. "Well might as well create a second ring" mused the sentient rock.
First ring:10m ring of malleability
(Can shift your body)
Second ring:0m Shield of Gaia
(Spiritual Damage -200% Spiritual rebound 50%)
When the sentient rock saw his second ring's ability, he was truly overcome with joy. "I'll mature this bad boy with my time control in no time!" As time went by, he created more and more rings until he became a true god. "The plot should start right about now ey?"
Ring 3
(Your body can harden to unimaginable heights)
Ring 4
(Your body can be transmuted to other forms of materials)
Ring 5
(You can turn into a humanoid)
Ring 6
(Gravity is your friend)
Ring 7
(Density manipulation)
Ring 8
(Plot armor)
Ring 9
(Op strength)
Ring 10
(The ability to ascend)
Now if you're wondering why I skipped literally everything, my answer is YOLO amiright? "Now, now I shall get out of the way of the fast moving plot because you already know that Tang San has the most broken plot armor, not that I have my own or anything..." The Billion year crimson earth jade golem thingie thought to itself. "Might as well make a super ultra fast ascension as the author knows jack s[censored for the younger audience, not that I care.] about the novel ahahahah."
"I summon upon Slifer the executive producer! Heed my will and allow me to ascend this realm!" The mineral compound declared, challenging the heavens. The most brutal of tribulations that has happened and will happen appeared on that day. With every passing bolt, his bonds became stronger until the lightning affected him no more. He flew through the sky and passed through the stratosphere becoming a planet of it's own after massively increasing in mass. With time, the planetary mass gained it's first inhabitants and merged with the doulou world. "The earth is my domain, the earth is my law."
"We have long suspected our planet was alive, Well we seem to be correct on that theory. On the year 70xxx of the blooming pastures the greenhouse gasses were thrown out through a fist sized hole in the atmosphere and a massive pillar obliterated the inter spatial raiders that we had to fight off. What a caring planet huh." -scientist extraordinaire Charles Xavier.
[Congratulations on your ascension my friend. Your perks this time is that in between quests you can visit and operate your personal planetary mass isn't that fun? Oh yeah and also all affinities similar to the element earth is added. Bye have a good time!] "F*** you!!!!!!" [Tortu- teleportation commenced, world chosen, Hairy ta- I mean Fairy Tale the anime.]
