4 Who can be trusted

??? POV

Me:"Hey, Pine tree do you think Shooting star will ever trust me?"

Dipper:"Sorry Bill but I don't think so..."

Me:"Oh...."

Dipper:"It's ok just be yourself."

Me:"If I was myself I would be a tryangle... And I would have gotten rid of a little problem.... But I'm not a tryangle and the problem is still there..."

Dipper:"Uhhh... What problem?"

Me:"No problem don't worry about it Pine tree!"

Dipper:"Well, now I am worried..."

*Dipper crosses his arms*

Me:"Don't be."

*I hug him he's smiles *

Dipper:"Ok, ok, I won't worry."

???:"Hey, Dip wake up."

*Dipper disappears*

Dipper:"Oh hey, Wendy."

Me:"Oh, Billy!"

*I walk over to the closet and take the cloth out of his mouth*

Bill:"You son of a-"

Me:"Ah ah, don't curse at mother Billy."

Bill:"Stop calling me that!"

Me:"Oh, Billy, Billy, Billy no."

The mind:"Bill what's happening in there?"

Bill:"I'm sorry Pine tree but I don't want you to get involved with this."

Me:"Yeah, Dipper nothing is rong."

The mind:"Ok something is definitely rong!"

Bill:"It's nothing!"

Me:"Shure it's nothing liar how dare you say I'm nothing your nothing!"

Dipper:"Ok Wendy I need me some sleep let's talk about this another time...."

Wendy:"Ok..."

Dipper:"Bye!"

Wendy:"Bye..."

*Dipper is in the mind scape*

Dipper:"Wait a second...."

Bill:"Uhhh.... I can explain?"

Dipper:"There's two of you.... Oh no! More annoyingness!"

Bill:"But you love me."

Dipper:"Yeah!"

Me:"Ok, shut up I didn't come to have a gay tea party."

*Dipper and Bill go silent and looked at me in an angry way*

Me:"What?"

Dipper:"I'm not gay..."

Me:"Then why are you with him?"

Dipper:"Because I'm bi stupid!"

*I look at Bill and he's angry he breaks the ropes around him and his body is on the blue fire it is*

Bill:"That's it William you have no right to talk to me like that!"

Dipper:"I'm confused..."

Me:"Hi there I'm William Pentagram Cipher nice to meet you Dipper also I prefer Will.... If not I will burn you alive."

Bill:"You won't do anything once I've gotten rid of you for once and for all!"

Me:"I really like your form and voice Billy let's dance!"

*I start to move Billy and myself around then stop*

Bill:"Ok it's up to Pine tree to decide the correct one."

Me:"If gotten rong to bad because we will be decinagrated."

Bill:"For Wich we'll  give him a gun and shoot one of us."

Me:"Ok."

*I make a gun appear Billy hands it to Dipper*

Dipper:"Why me?"

Bill:"You got yourself into this mess..."

Me:"Now you have to get yourself out kiddo."

Dipper:"Ok, I'm going to ask a few questions...."

Both Bill and I:"Ok..."

Dipper:"What is my sisters real name?"

Bill:"Mable."

Me:"Shooting star."

Dipper:"Ok..... What's my television favorite show?"

Me:"Ducktective."

Bill:"I have no idea."

Dipper:"Ok one more.... If you are the real Bill you'll know this one when did we first meet?"

Me:"Meet or saw?"

Dipper:"Meet."

Me:"In Sixer 2s head."

*Dipper picks up the gun and points at the real Bill*

Bill:"Pine tree please don't do it it's me! Bill Cipher your buddy.... Your boyfriend...."

*Bill gets on his knees and tears swell up in his eyes*

Bill:"Please Pine tree please don't."

*I go over to Dipper*

Me:"Of course he won't trust you William.... He's mine."

*I touch his neck and feel him shiver then gun in pointed at me and I have been shot*

Dipper:"I never told Bill my favorite television show."

*Billy gets up and runs over to Dipper and gives him a hug then he let's go*

Me:"You know.... I'm not gone.... I'm just in my regular form hiding.*

Bill:"Well, he's not yours he's mine you son of a-"

*I cover his mouth*

Me:"Don't say it...."

Dipper:"Woah, your so blue."

*Billy tellaport's to be hind Dipper he hugs him and hisses at me*

Me:"Calm down Billy we're not cats here."

Bill:"You mean the furry thing that humans have a pet and in the end aren't loyal to end up eating them?"

Me:"Yes that."

Bill:"Oh."

Me:"Oh yeah, Billy your Pine tree has a little secret of his own."

Dipper:"Huh?"

Bill:"Ooo, secrets."

Me:"Well, don't act stupid Dipper we both know what I'm talking about..."

Dipper:"Will don't...."

Bill:"This must be some secret if your trusting my little brother not to say a thing...."

Me:"Secrets are always bad in a healthy relationship.... Unless you have an unhealthy relationship."

Bill:"Pine tree are we in an unhealthy relationship?"

Me:"Well yeah, so far on what I've seen Billy you lieing to him to keep me a secret.... And Dipper you, you are far much worse then he is... If it some how got out... How do you think Billy is going to feel?"

Dipper:"Not well, but he still would be mad if I told him..."

Me:"Ok... Then it's our little secret for now..."

*I disappear*

Bills POV

Me:"What was that all about?"

Dipper:"It's nothing."

Me:"That's a lie..."

*I let go of Pine tree and cross my arms then I see a portal I cover Pine trees eyes so it's doesn't ruin the space time continuum or so he doesn't go blind reverse Dipper comes out it closes and I let go of Pine trees eyes*

Reverse Dipper:"Hey, Bill."

Dipper:"Who are you?"

Reverse Dipper:"No who are you?"

Bill:"Pine tree meet reverse Dipper, reverse Dipper meet Pine tree."

Reverse Dipper:"What's your real name?"

Dipper:"Dipper..."

Reverse Dipper:"Ok.... Hey Bill have you seen Will?"

*William pops up*

Will:"Hello master...."

Reverse Dipper:"William Cipher your in so much trouble...."

Bill:"Don't hurt him too much after all he is my little bro."

Reverse Dipper:"Oh, I'll give him what he needs..."

Dipper:"So violent..."

Will:"What kind of punishment?"

*Reverse Dipper winks at him and smiles*

Dipper:"Ha! Caught you there!"

*Pine tree points at William*

Will:"Huh?"

Dipper:"Dude you'll never believe what Will said."

Me:"Pine tree don't."

Will:"Yeah, please don't..."

Reverse Dipper:"What did he say?"

Dipper:"He said quote "Ok, shut up I didn't come to have a gay tea party." Unquote."

Will:"Uhhh, WENDY KISSED DIPPER!"

*William points at Pine tree then covers his mouth*

Both reverse Dipper and I:"Wait what?"

Dipper:"Shoot."

*Pine tree runs*

Me:"What?!"

Will:"Uhhh... Nothing nevermind!"

*William turns around to walk away but then I grab him by the back of his shirt he gulps*

Me:"William explain or god so help me I'll be the one punishing you!"

A/N:"NOOOOOO DON'T HURT MY BLUE SON!"

Will:"Uhhh..."

Me:"EXPLAIN!"

Will:"Uhhhh....."

*I hold up my hand and William flinches*

Me:"One last time to explain!"

Will:"Uhhhhhhhhhhh......."

*I go to hit him but then I'm stopped by someone holding my arm in place I look and it is Pine tree*

Me:"Let go..."

Dipper:"No don't hurt him he didn't do anything!"

Me:"Let go!"

Dipper:"No!"

Me:"DIPPER I SAID LET GO!"

*I threw him off of me then I run*

Dipper:"Bill Wait!"

*I keep running I snap my fingers*

Me:"Hello shooting star...."