3 Lovers?

Dippers POV

Bill:"So Pine tree do you like anyone?"

Me:"Well, what kind of like? The like like or just the like?"

Bill:"I mean like like."

Me:"Uhhh.... Haven't gotten anyone on mind no."

Bill:"Oh..."

Me:"Why?"

Bill:"Just asking."

Me:"Ok."

Me thinking:(Hmmmm... There's something he's not telling me.)

The mind:"Hmmmm... There's something he's not telling me."

Bill:"I'm not hiding anything I was just asking."

Me:"Mhm..."

Bill:"What?!"

Me:"Nothing."

Bill:"Your weird."

Me:"Your weirder!"

Bill:"Thanks Pine tree I'll take that as a compliment!"

*I chuckle*

Bill:"Your a good friend."

Me:"So are you."

*Bill smiles*

Bill:"You've got a friend in me."

Me:"No please god stop"

Bill:"Aw... Dang nabbit..."

Me:"Your darn tooin' dang nabbit"

*Bill chuckles*

Bill:"Your such a huckleberry!"

Me:"What? What's a huckleberry?"

*Bill looks at me with widened eyes*

Bill:"Thats it we are watching Boy meets world then girl meets world!"

*I chuckle*

Me:"What's that?"

*Bill crosses his arms and sighs*

Bill:"Your a lost cause..."

Me:"No I'm not."

Bill:"Yes you are!"

*I grab him by his bow and look him in the eyes*

Me:"Am I?"

Bill:"Uhhh... Y-y-you are!"

*Bill pushes himself away*

Me:"Just wait and see I'm not a-"

*I cover my stomach and cough blood*

Bill:"PINE TREE! Are you ok?!"

Me:"Yeah I'm fine..."

*He snaps his fingers and a handkerchief pops up he grabs it and wipes my mouth*

Me:"Thanks."

Bill:"No problem Pine tree!"

Ford:"WAKE UP!"

*I cover my stomach and cough blood again*

Me:"I guess I have to..."

Bill:"But he could kill you!"

Me:"I know he just has to trust me..."

*He wipes my mouth off again then I look at him I give him a kiss on the cheek he smiles and I wake myself up*

Ford:"I SAID WAKE UP!"

*Before he hits me again*

Me:"Wait, wait, wait I'm awake! And why is it so dark?"

Pacifica:"Blindfold..."

Me:"Oh... Where are we? It smells like dead fish..."

Ford:"My lab...."

Me:"Oh...Gruncle Ford I think your going to need to clean it..."

Pacifica:"Are you sure it's Bill? You did kind of make him cough blood. And he hasn't broke loose yet."

Ford:"He could be acting..."

Me:"Well, you'll never know who because of the blindfold you weirdos."

Mable:"HELLO ANYONE HOME?"

Me:"MABLE HELP IM IN THE LAB AND GRUNCLE FORD HAS TIED ME DOWN!"

*I hear running down the stairs*

Mable:"Gruncle Ford? Why are you holding Dipper captive?"

Ford:"Bill is why..."

Mable:"But Dipper promised me he's gone."

Me:"Mable help their being delusional and Gruncle Ford keeps hitting me in the stomach with a baseball bat!"

Mable:"What?! Dipper I'll help!"

Ford:"Mable no! It could be Bill he could me tricking us!"

Mable:"Let's see Hmmm ah, Dipper what were we called when were 13?"

Me:"The mystery twins obviously!"

Mable:"Ok good... What did we go as on Halloween?"

Me:"Peanut butter and jelly!"

Mable:"Good and last but not least give me a hug..."

Me:"Ok..."

*I feel Mable put her arms around me I Pat her back she pats mine*

Both of us:"Pat pat."

*Mable let's go*

Mable:"That's Dipper! You hit him with a baseball bat?!"

*She rips the blind off I open my eyes*

Me:"Thanks sis."

Mable:"No problem Bro bro!"

*She unties me from the chair I cover my stomach while getting up*

Me:"Pacifica... The deal is off."

Pacifica:"But your heart problem!"

Me:"What heart problem?"

*I smile weakly*

Me:"I'm sorry but if I still had my heart problem I would have died when Gruncle Ford first hit me. I can't be with someone I don't love so the deals off."

Bill:"Yay Pine tree! I would give you a high five but your out there and I'm in here..."

Me:"That's nice..."

Ford:"What's nice?"

Me:"None of your business oh and when Bill said Gideon killed someone he ment he killed Gruncle Stan you sad pathetic idiot..."

Ford:"Dipper! You're grounded!"

Me:"Good that just gives me more time to conversate with Bill or read his diary."

Bill:"Wait what."

*I run out of the lab*

Me:"Hey, Mable."

Mable:"I heard you... Did Gideon really do it?"

Bill:"Oh, don't act like you didn't know shooting star you knew the whole time!"

Me:"What do you mean Bill?"

Bill:"She was there when it happened."

Me:"Mable is that true?"

Mable:"Is what true?"

Me:"Where you there when Gruncle Stan got killed?"

Bill:"She was! She helped dump the body!"

Me:"Mable don't lie to me."

Mable:"I'm not!"

Me:"Oh, really? Then why is Bill telling me otherwise?"

Mable:"Because Bill is a big fat liar!"

Bill:"No you are!"

Me:"STOP! You guys are giving me headache!"

Mable:"Sorry Bro bro..."

Me:"It's fine but I have a question for you where were you on Friday on February 8th 2015 10:00 A.M.?"

Mable:"I was hanging out with Candy."

Me:"Ok then let's call Candy and ask her."

*Mable gives me her phone I call Candy*

Candy:"Hello?"

Me:"Hey, Candy it me Dipper I have a question."

Candy:"Shoot"

Me:"Were you hanging out with Mable on Friday on February 8th 2015 10:00 A.M.?"

Candy:"I don't recall I was."

Me:"Ok thanks."

*I hang up and give Mable the phone back*

Me:"I will ask you again where were you on Friday on February 8th 2015 10:00 A.M. and this time don't lie to me."

Mable:"I was with Gruncle Stan... We went to go fishing but I forgot something so I went to go get it but everything after that is fuzzy."

Me:"So you don't remember anything after that?"

Mable:"No... I don't..."

Bill:"Mind control and memory wiping...."

Me:"Ok, thank you for the truth sister."

*I walk to our room I stand on my bed and grab the journal and lay on my bed with it in my hand and fall asleep*

Bill:"Hey, Pine tree welcome back!"

Me:"Did you put your room back?"

Bill:"Yes why?"

Me:"Well, now we can watch those shows you were talking about."

Bill:"Yay!"

*Bill grabs my arm and drags me to his room he snaps his fingers we both shrink (yes clothes too) and we in he run to his couch and plops down he pats down on the cushion next to him I walk over and sit down he turns the television on and I open his journal and start reading it says 5/6/13

Today is Saturday on May 13th and I was summoned by one Gideon Gleeful we made a deal. But then we ran into some pesky kids one with a star sweater so I called her shooting star and one with a tree on his hat I called him Pine tree I kind of found Pine tree cute. Bill rips the journal out of my hands*

Bill:"NOPE!"

Me:"You found me kind of cute?"

Bill:"Uhhhh.... No?"

Me:"Oh... Ok..."

*I watch the television then Bill stretches and puts his arm around me and brings me close to him I look up at him*

Me:"What are you doing?"

Bill:"Just cuddling me favorite Pine tree~"

Me:"Bill are you drunk?"

Bill:"Not that I know of no."

Me:"Oh... Ok..."

*Sits like that till the end of Boy meets world I am crying so is Bill*

Me:"It's ending it was so beautiful!"

Bill:"He grew up too fast!"

*I hug Bill he hugs me back*

Bill:"Pine tree can you promise me that you won't grow up that fast?"

*We let go each other*

Me:"I can't humans just grow up."

Bill:"Oh... Ok..."

*He looks at me and look at him he looks at me and I look at him he looks at me and look at hiiiiiiiim* (for fellow tic tokers or if you know this song but I'm not really on tic tok I just know the song)

*I sit up and we're still staring into each others eyes then I kiss him and he kisses back I climb over him and keep kissing he picks me up and places me down on his bed he stops kissing me then he takes off his shirt*

Me:"Wait, are you sure?"

*He nods*

Bill:"Are you?"

*I hesitate then I nod he smiles then I take off my shirt we start kissing again Bill move down to my neck he kisses the top part then moves to the middle I moan*

Me:"Mmm uh Bill~"

*I clench the bed sheets*

Me:"Yes uh Bill oh yeah."

Mable:"Dipper wake up!"

*I wake up*

Me:"Mable what?"

Mable:"You looked like you were having a night terror so I woke you up just in case."

Me:".... Mable you still don't trust Bill do you?"

Bill:"Pine tree~ where did you go?"

Me thinking:(Mable woke me...)

Bill:"Dang nabbit!"

Me thinking:(Your darn tooin' dang nabbit.)

*I hear Bill chuckle*

Mable:"Dipper no I don't trust him..."

Me:"Well, then you better start trying to..."

Mable:"Why?"

Bill:"Yeah, why Pine tree~"

Me:"Uhhhh.... I guess we are dating now."

*Mable looks at me*

Mable:"Bro bro tell me your joking."

Me:"I can't.... Now goodnight!"

*Pull the blanket over my head and curl up and fall asleep*

Bill:"Heh hey, Pine tree."

Me:"Hey Bill."

Bill:"So.... We're dating huh?"

Me:"I don't know are we? I'm down if you are."

*Bill smiles*

Bill:"Yes I am down."

*I turn to him and kiss him he kisses back*