1 Best Buds
Dippers POV
*I wake up yawn and stretch my arms out*
Bill:"Good morning Pine tree!"
Me:"Where?!"
Bill:"In your head dummy..."
Me:"How did you get back?"
Bill:"Ah, it wasn't much of a problem!"
Me:"What do you mean?"
Mable:"Ok now I'm up... Dipper who are you talking to?"
Me:"Ummm... I'm taking to... Myself yeah..."
Mable:"Well be quiet I'm trying to sleep you demon..."
Bill:"Ha! She just called you a demon!"
*I walk out of the room*
Me:"Yeah that's because I woke her up."
Bill:"Yeah that's how it's funny! But... Something has changed about shooting star..."
Me:"Yeah.... And she's been taking it harshly..."
Bill:"Taking what harshly?"
*I go into the living room and look at Gruncle Stan's chair I walk to in and sit in it*
Me:"Oh, it nothing you would care about..."
Bill:"Talk to me Pine tree!"
Me:"I don't have to..."
Bill:"Oh, come on stop being the "typical teenager" and talk to me..."
Me:"Oh, Gruncle Ford!"
Bill:"No not him!"
*I hear footsteps then Ford is in the door way*
Ford:"What is it Dipper?"
*I look at him I could tell he's been crying*
Bill:"Pine tree don't... Please..."
*I wisper*
Me:"Fine..."
Ford:"What is it?"
Me:"I love you... And just want to ask how your doing."
Ford:"I'm doing fine..."
*I get up from the chair and walk over to him and have him a hug*
Ford:"I love you too kid..."
*He hugs back*
Bill:"WHAT DID I MISS?!"
Me:"Shhhhh...."
*Ford and I let go of each other*
Ford:"Did you just shush me?"
Me:"No... I mean yes?"
Ford:"Ok... I got to continue my work now."
Me:"Ok Gruncle Ford... But why weirdmageddon has ended!"
Ford:"Because my suspicions tell me that Bill is still out there."
*My throat gets dry*
Me:"Ok... That's bad!"
Ford:"I know... And my suspicions also tell me he's the one that did it..."
Me:"But it been three years... How could he have done it he was killed last year..."
Bill:"I'm still confused..."
Ford:"True but Bill could have been around then we never know..."
*Ford walks away to go to his lab*
Me:"Bill did you do it?"
Bill:"Do what?! I'm so confused! Wait a second I thought there were two of sixer... Where's the other one?"
*I tear up*
Me:"Bill... He's gone..."
Bill:"Where?"
*I wipe my tears off with my arm*
Me:"Nevermind..."
Bill:"I want answers especially if I'm the one being accused for something that I'm not even sure of! Pine tree! Will you please tell me?"
Me:"You really want to know?"
Bill:"For crying out loud yes!"
Me:"He's dead..."
*I sit on the chair again*
Bill:"Oh... I'm so sorry Dipper..."
*I shiver to the fact that he called me by my real name*
Me:"It's fine..."
Bill:"So I'm being accused of murdering him?"
Me:"Yes..."
*I see Mable in the door way rubbing her eyes then she looks at me confused*
Mable:"Seriously who are you taking to Bro bro?"
Me:"Myself jeez!"
*Mable walks over to me I scooch over then she sits by me*
Mable:"I miss him..."
Me:"Me too Mable..."
Bill:"If you summon me I can help!"
Me:"Never..."
Mable:"Huh?"
Me:"Nothing! Ummm... Um... How did you sleep?"
Bill:"Your really bad at lieing..."
Mable:"Fine I guess..."
Bill:"I'll be back just give me a second."
Me:"Well that's goodish..."
Mable:"Do you think it was Bill?"
Me:"No he's gone..."
Mable:"Ok... I hope so..."
Soos:"Hey Dude and dudette!"
Mable and me:"Hey soos!"
Bill:"Ok I'm back..."
Me:"I need to go to the bathroom please excuse me..."
*I run upstairs then go to mine and Mable's room I lock the door*
Me:"Bill where did you go?"
Bill:"To the body of Ford 2."
Me:"You went in my deceased Gruncle's head?!"
Bill:"Well yeah, obviously!"
Me:"Why?!"
Bill:"To find answers Pine tree!"
Me:"What kind of answers?"
Bill:"Answer, answers."
Me:"Like what?"
Bill:"Like who killed him..."
Me:"Who was it?"
Bill:"It was-"
Mable:"DIPPER HURRY UP!"
Me:"Ok I'm almost done!"
*I run to the door and unlock it but it relocks*
Me:"What?!"
*I unlock it again but it still relocks*
Me:"Ug!"
Bill:"Hahahahaha! I like getting you mad!"
Me:"Bill stop."
Bill:"Fine... I guess you don't want to know who did it."
*My heart starts pounding and I get a headache I feel my legs get weak and it feels like the walls are closing on me*
Me:"Bill please just let me out..."
*My hand is shaking I unlock it again I open the door slowly then it slams back closed and relocks*
Bill:"But Pine tree it's important!"
*I go down on my knees and put my hands over my face I hear pounding on the door*
Mable:"Dipper let me in!"
Me:"I can't he won't let me!"
Mable:"This better not be another one of your panic attacks! You can't afford to have another one because of your heart problem!"
Bill:"Panic attack? Heart problem? Am I causing you to have a panic attack Pine tree?"
Me:"Bill?"
Bill:"Yup that's me Bill Cipher the demon guy! And you are?"
Me:"I hate you... Why did you even come... How did you even come?!"
Bill:"You have now right to yell at me you stranger!"
*Bills hand lights on the blue fire it is*
Me:"Ah! I'm sorry please don't kill me!"
*The fire disappears*
Bill:"It's fine."
Me thinking:(Wow how does he not recognize me?)
The mind:"Wow how does he not recognize me?"
Me thinking:(Did it just repeat back what I'm thinking?)
The mind:"Did it just repeat back what I'm thinking?"
Bill:"That's weird it never does that when I'm thinking only when... PINE TREE?!"
Me:"Bill please stop calling me that."
Bill:"It is you!"
Me:"No really?!"
Bill:"I would hug you but I'm to small..."
Me:"Good I don't want you to touch me..."
*He pokes my nose*
Bill:"Boop. Ha I touched you!"
Me thinking:(Wow that totally doesn't sound rong ha!)
The mind:"Wow that totally doesn't sound rong ha!"
Bill:"Oh, Pine tree~"
Me:"Uhhh..."
*I run*
Me:"How do I get out of here?"
Bill:"You can't until you wake up."
Me:"I forgot you can do that..."
Bill:"Well yeah, of course I can!"
Me:"Ow!"
Bill:"Huh?"
*I rub my cheek*
Bill:"What happened?"
Me:"It feels like I just got slapped."
Bill:"Well, it looks that way too."
Me:"What do you mean?"
*Bill snaps his fingers and a mirror pops up I look in the mirror and see there's and red handprint on my face*
Me:"Mmm... I see..."
*I look away from the mirror to see Bill is gone*
Me:"I'm alone! Finnaly!"
Bill:"Your not alone... I'm just taking over your body for now."
Me:"Wait!"
Bill:"What?"
Me:"Your going to need contact lenses to keep you from getting found out."
*Hear and snap*
5 mins. later with a painful but hilarious experience
Me:"Are you done yet?"
Bill:"Yes."
Me:"Good."
Mable:"Dipper were you crying?"
Me:"Gruncle Stan."
Bill:"Yes.... I was it's just that I... Miss him so much."
Mable:"Wow Dipper your voice has changed!"
Me:"Puberty..."
Bill:"Yeah I think I'm going though puberty."
Mable:"Good for you!"
*I walk around the mind space then I find a room it says Bill Cipher's room if you are not Bill Cipher keep out!*
Me:"I would enter but I'm too big to fit in Ha! HAHAHAHA!"
Bill:"What's so funny?"
Me:"Nothing."
Bill:"Ok?"
Me thinking:(Hey wait a minute if this is my mind can't I do whatever I want?)
The mind:"Hey wait a minute if this is my mind can't I do whatever I want?"
Bill:"Yes you can Pine tree."
Me:"Cool!"
*I snap my fingers and shrink but that doesn't mean my clothes did*
Me:"AHHH!"
Bill:"What?"
Me:"Why, why, why, why!"
Bill:"What?!"
Me:"Nothing!"
*I run into Bills room*
Bill:"Well, now I want to know..."
*I open his dresser it's just filled with bows*
Me:"Seriously?!"
*I turn to his bed and grab the blanket off and quickly rap it around my waist*
Bill:"What happened?!"
Me:"Nothing..."
Bill:"Ok?"
*I look around it has gold, triangles, and eyes everywhere I see a mirror and a stool I sit on the stool there is a drawer I open it there's a journal*
Me:"Hmm what's this? It's a journal..."
*I open the cover on the inside it says This diary belongs to: Bill Cipher I flip the page 1/5/13
Today is Saturday on January 5th and I'm angry because I just got ripped off by some human I call him sixer because he has six fingers but he made a deal with me then he tried to get rid of me, but he knows that I will make it back to his world though, and I will dominate it I will rule the world one day and nobody will stop me if someone gets in my way I will eliminate them unless I like them then I will make a deal or make them stay with me so I'm not lonely because I like them but I haven't found the right one yet so I'll keep looking even when I'm dominating the world.*
Me:"Woah I didn't know Bill was like this..."
*I close the journal and run outside I put it in my pocket*
Bill:"Hey, Pine tree I'm back!"
Me:"Oh hey, Bill. How are you back?"
Bill:"I told them you wanted to take a nap so I just took your body to your room and left."
Me:"Oh, I see."
*He looks at me*
Bill:"Aw... Is pine tree wearing my merchandise~"
*I blush*
Me:"N-No!"
Bill:"Then what's that around your waist~"
Me:"Uhhh... Your blanket because you have no clothing."
Bill:"Well, that's because I'm a tryangle I don't need clothing."
*Bill snaps his fingers and my clothes shrink*
Bill:"There all done for my little Pine tree~"
Me:"Your Pine tree?"
Bill:"Uhhhh... Ahem! For you."
*He hands me my clothes I take them and run in Bills room*
Bill:"Hey, your not Bill Cipher! I am!"
*I quickly put my clothes on and throw his blanket in the washer*
Me:"Well, I'm Bill Ciphers buddy! So I can be in here!"
*I open the door and walk out*
Bill:"Your my buddy?"
Me:"Uhhhh.... Yeah duh!"
Bill:"YAY!"
*I chuckle*
Me:"Ah! That cold!"
*Mable chuckles
Mable:"Well, maybe you should have gotten up silly!"
Me:"Why am I wet?! Oh no the journal!"
Mable:"Huh?"
*I check my pocket the journal is fine but small I open it and can read the words because they are too small I put the journal back*
Mable:"What was that Dipper?"
Me:"Um... It was nothing!"
Mable:"Ok if you say so..."
Bill:"Pine tree why did you leave?!"
Mable:"I woke you up because someone is here to see you!"
Bill and I:"Who?"
Mable:"It's a surprise!"
*Mable runs out of the room I take the Journal out of my pocket and stood on my bed and I put it in the birds nest that was in our room for some reason
then I got down and changed into dry clothes*
Mable:"DIPPER HURRY UP!"
Bill:"Pine tree..."
Me:"Yes Bill?"
Bill:"Did you see journal by any chance?"
Me:"Nope!"
Bill:"Ok, good and if you do see it immediately hand it to me."
Me:"Why?"
Bill:"Umm.... I'll tell you later but if you find it please give it to me."
Me:"Well, now I want to find it to see what it says..."
Bill:"Just don't read it."
Me:"Fine."
Bill:"Good"
Mable:"DIPPER GET DOWN HERE! OR YOUR VISITOR IS GOING TO LEAVE!"
Me:"IM COMING IM COMING! JEEZ!"
*I run to the door and I open it I run down stairs and go to the shop*
Mable:"Finnaly!"
???:"Hey Dipper how's it been?"
*I look at the stranger then I look harder*
Me:"Pacifica?"
Pacifica:"Yeah?"
Bill:"Who?"
*I whisper*
Me:"Llama..."
Bill:"OOOOOH!"
Me:"Wow! How have you been?"
Pacifica:"I've been good."
Me:"So you came hear to see me?"
*Mable smiles then runs out of the room*
Bill:"What's up with her?"
*I wisper*
Me:"I don't know."
Pacifica:"Uhh... Yeah I guess so."
Bill:"No you shall not take senpai Pine tree!"
Me thinking:(Bill what the heck is a senpai?!)
Bill:"Oh, it's nothing Ahem... Well, I tried..."
Pacifica:"Dipper hello?"
Me:"Oh, sorry sorry!"
Pacifica:"As I was saying would you like to go to the Amusement park with me? I already have the tickets."
Me:"Sure!"
Pacifica:"Cool!"
*She hands me my ticket*
Pacifica:"Lets go now!"
Dipper:"Ok?"
*She grabs my arm and starts running*
Bill:"Pine tree!"
Me thinking:(What?)
Bill:"Nothing... Nevermind..."
Me thinking:(Your so annoying... But your my buddy so I guess I can handle it.)
Bill:"Oh, Pine tree it's nice to have a friend like you!"
Me thinking:(Yeah, friends forever...)
Pacifica:"We're here!"
???:"Hello Dipper Pines..."
Me thinking:(Oh, no I know that voice from any where.)
Me:"Gideon Gleeful..."
Pacifica:"Who?"
Me:"It's only the worst guy on the planet..."
*Bill gasps*
Me thinking:(What?)
Bill:"Nothing, Nothing... Well, he has blood on his hands..."
Me thinking:(Who's?)
Bill:"Let's talk about that another time..."
Me thinking:(Common Bill we're best buds you can tell me!)
Bill:"Fine... But it will ruin your day."
Me thinking:(Ok I can handle it...)
Bill:"Buddy... He's got sixer number twos blood on his hands..."
Me thinking:(What?!)
