4 Chapter 3: Seraphina
Bill stopped running through the forest when he heard the humming. His eyes became drowsy and his movements were no longer his own. He uncontrollably moved in the direction of the humming.
"You hear that! Let's get out of here! My dad said if you listen to it for too long you'll lose control of yourself" said one of the kids.
Bill could not hear the kids running away all he could hear was humming. After a few minutes of blindly wandering into the direction of the sound he made it to a tree. He leaned up against the tree and the forest seemed to brighten. He felt like he wanted to sleep and stay with the tree forever. The branches of the tree began wrapping themselves around Bill Cosby who just became aware of what was happening.
Before Bill could question what was happening a beautiful women with large buzangahs came and crossed her arms to prop up her big 'ol chest.
Bill got very happy as he thought his luck had turned around. This was going to be his first time not drugging someone to get a girl besides his wife. He thought he just had that natural charm.
"I want you to use your holy sword to bless my cursed magic cavern. Put your Holy Sword in me!" moaned the women.
It felt as if the branches around Bill had wilted away and they were alone together in a field of flowers and happiness. The women was white by the way. Before Bill could engage in the long-awaited activity a sexy manly voice resonated in his hea
"Bill you know that normal people don't talk like that. Who says your holy sword in my magic cave. Clear your mind from the Dryad's hallucinations." said Morgan Freeman.
"Your right Morgan." said Bill Cosby as he made a plan to kill the Dryad
"I think my magic sword needs some holy water on it why don't you help me with that first." said Bill
"Okie~" said the Dryad thinking she got her prey easily.
Morgan Freeman made Tupac's gun materialize in Bill Cosby's hand and put it in her mouth.
BAM!!
The Dryad felt the back of her mouth fill with pain and the human appearance faded away. Her head flew back into the left. Her appearance was now of normal Dryad: a walking tree. Although she was shot in the head she could still hang on. She looked at Bill's gun while admiring it and began to speak him.
"Please! Don't kill me! I apologize, I was only doing what I needed to survive." cried the Dryad.
"You should probably kill her." said Morgan Freeman telepathically.
'I would, but I'm not listening to you right now, I could've used this guy to take out those kids. You should've gave it to me earlier.' replied Bill Cosby with a sigh of disappointment.
"I would have, but it's not my fault the authors forgot!"
'Authors?'
"Nevermind, the gun isn't strong enough to take them out in the first place. The gun must be upgraded along with the rest of your abilities."
'I'll think about those brain damaged children later! For now I'll decide what happens to this Dryad.'
Bill Cosby glared at the Dryad who had assumed human form again. Tears were coming from their eyes. These tears reminded him of the tears from the women who made allegations against him in court.
'I'd be a hypocrite to kill her' thought Bill Cosby while lowering his gun. "Fine! I'll spare you just don't jump me again or I won't show mercy!"
"Thank you!" said the Dryad while reaching to its side to grab something. Bill Cosby cautiously raised the gun just in case she tried something.
"Here" said the Dryad while handing Bill Cosby a weird bluish earring.
Bill Cosby grabbed it and held it to his face to examine it. He looked up from the earring back to the Dryad and asked, "What's this for?"
"This earring will allow you to go faster in areas filled with nature. It will also allow you to be immune to the effects of my singing, you can return it if you wish." said the Dryad.
Bill Cosby looked at the earring and in disbelief, 'Is this true Morgan Freeman?'
"I couldn't sense any falter in her words. Items like that exist in this world." answered Bill Cosby.
"I see," said Bill Cosby out loud. He placed the earring in his pocket because his ears were not pierced, but decided he would wear it in the future, "Farewell, I'll be on my way."
"Do you need a guide or help to an area?" asked the Dryad.
"Actually I do. I was just running away from some of my peers who wanted to kill me and got myself lost in this forest."
"I know this forest pretty well, I will guide you if you are comfortable with it." said the Dryad.
"Yes, but it will become bothersome if I have to refer to you without a name."
"...Seraphina, is that enough for a name?" said the Dryad
"Yes that will do. You can call me…" Bill was wondering if he should be referred to as Bill Cosby or Negg Li. A solution appeared as if it was inserted into his head. "Call me Bill, Bill Cosby!"
"Okay Bill, are you looking for a safe passage way to a town or city?" asked the Dryad.
"That's fine, somewhere I avoid the clan." answered Bill.
"Follow me." said the Dryad
She brought him to a large tree then she pushed him into the tree. Bill's body phased through the tree as if it were not there. The feeling was weird, but he had no time to pay attention to it. In side of the tree was a hollow root.
"Follow this it will lead you all the way to a town past your clans control" said Seraphina.
"Weren't you going to guide me?" asked Bill?
"I will but first I have to tell the other Dryad's I'm leavening so they don't think I was killed." said Seraphina
She then pushed Bill down the root and he got sucked by the veins of the plant. He felt the water in the veins carry him really fast away.
"Ahh my semen!" moaned Bill Cosby.
The Dryad just smiled and walked away as Bill Cosby floated through the veins of the tree. Before he knew it he was lying on the cold stone ground of the mountain the clan sat on top of. He stood up and saw the roots of the huge tree drooping down the side of the mountain where he was standing.
The bottom of the mountain wasn't far and he could see a road leading to the town p, but he decided to wait for the Dryad's assistance. During his wait he saw a merchant's cart passing by on the road heading toward the town. He didn't want to be noticed and tried to scoot back in the small platform he was sitting on, but the merchant looked up and saw him.
"Oy!" shouted the merchant to Bill Cosby, "Do you need any help?"
Bill Cosby looked and said, "I'm not here!"
The merchant laughed and said, "I can see you. Your bright as day! I'll help you down free of charge."
Bill Cosby thought for a moment and said, "No I'm waiting for someone"
"Who are ya waitin for? A bird?! Said the merchant
"I'm waiting for a girl, but I'm sure you've never done this before otherwise you would know what it looks like," said Bill Cosby.
"Ok asshole will you at least buy something from me" said the slightly angry merchant.
"Do you know what brain damage is?" asked Bill Cosby.
"Now What does that have to do with anything?" said the merchant.
"Brain damage is when you ask someone to buy you something and they're 30ft above you. Brain damage is when you ask someone who is visibly younger than you to buy a useless item thinking they have money! Get, leave me alone!" ranted Bill Cosby who was standing up at this point.
The merchant shook his head and rode off towards the town in a he distance. Bill sighed and sat back down in the rock. He opened up his negromancy menu and looked at his skills. Another weird menu appeared:
Skills:
❈Low Level Negromancy: 1 (You can only resurrect dead blacks who recently died.)
❈Rape*: 1 ( Very necessary, use it! )
❈Tiny Lil Yeet: 1 ( You are currently white so your Yeet isn't that big yet)
❈Race Card: 1 (Make woman and sad men feel bad for you because your different) ❈Call People Racist: 1( ineffective until you are more black)
❈Blackness(passive): 1 (increases your black complection)
Bill stood there for 29 minutes looking at his skills until Seraphina eventually showed up.
"What took you so long?" asked Bill Cosby impatiently.
"I have lots of slav-I needed food for the road" said Seraphina
"Are you ready to go to town?" asked Bill Cosby.
"Yes, I'm ready. let's go Bill." said Seraphina.
Seraphina lengthened the roots of the tree until the fell to the ground beneath. They climbed down the roots and vines until they reached the bottom. After they touched the ground they followed the road to the town. As they walked Seraphina kept looking at Bill Cosby's pants.
