3 VAMPIRES AND LAWN MOWERS

It was a trap Fred and me both knew the moment we saw the Jesuit at the front door they were planning on grabbing us. Well, that is what we thought. Vampires as Hollywood makes us seem evil but in reality, we are pretty much like you. We like a good beer once in a while we want to have fun, and some of us love boxing. I know the blood is just a bonus for us, anyways Fred and I went to our seats and waited for the Opera to start. One thing as a vampire we can sense is another vampire, remember a T.V series called Highlander? Yea it is not like that because we don't lop off the others head, but it is kind of like spider sense that Spiderman has.

Fred asked me, do you feel that there is another vampire here. We were looking around when I see her and WOW! She was the prettiest women I had ever seen she had black hear and sky blue eyes and from that moment on I was in love. There she is I told Fred, and he saw her, and he also fell in love, but he waved at her, and she looked at us and smiled. We knew we need to get her and us out of there, so we got up and walk over to where she was sitting and asked her like to get dinner?

She looked at us and motion for us to sit down and we did. Don't worry an enjoy the show she told us those Jesuits are my men, and they work for me. Say what a blurted out in shock! She looked at us and explained those guys were kicked out of the Jesuits because on one reason or another mostly because they had a fondness of women. Fred and I looked at each other and shrugged and asked her you still like to go to dinner?

Later that night we were walking hand and hand, no not Fred and me but me and Amy Rothchild she had been turned in 1530 when she was 20. The women who turned her was some were back in the old country where she runs an import-export business, and she had sent Amy to America in 1778 to open a business there and also to help her get her start.

Amy had long black hair and the bluest eyes I ever have seen and a body that could stop traffic! I am not saying that in a wrong way, but she was like a goddess, and she was brilliant and wise made me and Fred feel like country bumpkins sometimes, but we didn't mind at all.

So, you too are lovers she came out and asked? Fred trip over his foot and I about broke my neck turning and looking at her. NO, we both exclaimed at the same time!! It is not my business she laughed but you to seem pretty close. We looked at each other well he was the one who bit me and transformed me. Amy smiled and laughed at us we were walking down an alley when three men step out of the shadows and stop us.

Were you Daisy going said the what appeared to be the leader, Fred said we are headed back to our room and the young lady here we are escorting her to her home. Well, I think we can take her from here the guy smiled he had meth head teeth. If you are wondering what meth head teeth are well when you do meth it rots your teeth, then you get teeth that are black and missing.

I don't think so I told the guy, and he looked at e and pulled a knife. I laughed out loud as did Fred and Amy. What are you laughing about we about to screw her and kill you both? Well, she said tonight is not your lucky night! She looked at me and smiled this your idea for dinner? I laughed and are fangs came out, and we all three turned to the men, and the looks on their faces were pure terror. How fast they went from hunter to the prey. We were on them before they ever let out a scream it was over in a matter of minutes. We made sure they were dead and could not be transformed and went one walking back to her house. I think that one guy I had was drunk cause I feel dizzy she said I laughed you should be as lucky the guy I had shit on himself, and now I smell funny Fred said. I guess I was the only one that got a good meal.

Well back to the future here in Oklahoma and I tell you more about Amy later. So here in Oklahoma, we got many rednecks, and they like to do stupid things well add two teen vampires to that list. One day last week Fred and I got the bright idea from our neighbor that we could take and make our riding lawn mower into a go-cart. Well, that seems like a red neck thing to do, right? Well, we put a 1200 cc motorbike engine on to the riding lawn mower, well needless to say it took some engineering work and much cussing, but we finally did it, and then we decided to give it a try.

Well it was awesome going down the road at 70 mph I thought but the highway patrol that was behind me didn't think it was awesome at all and I have the ticket to prove it. Oh, by the way, any of you readers got an extra 200 dollars you can help a vampire out with to pay the ticket? I know never mind I try and pay the ticket myself. Well we got back to the house and Fred was laughing at me and calling me a idiot well next morning he came out and decided to mow the yard and he figured the big engine he get done pretty fast but he was wrong, and now we got to replace part of the fence, and the mailbox cause a riding lawn mower does not turn like a car, go figure huh!

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