33 CH 33: Star Dou Great Forest

"*Whistle*" The sound of gentle and beautiful whistling echoed slightly as three figures walked in a huge forest, Ah Li, Yue Guan the Chrysanthemum Douluo and Gui Mei the Ghost Douluo.

Just like what she had planned, Bibi Dong had sent him with the two Titled Douluos so he could get his 2nd Soul Rings for all four of his Martial Souls. It hadn't been long since the three had reached their destination, so they hadn't found any suitable Soul Beasts.

But they weren't in a hurry. After all, finding an extremely good Soul Beast needed patience, and they couldn't just rush it. The two old men, however, were still looking out for any good Soul Beasts by having their Soul Power spread, covering an extremely huge area even though they were just doing it casually.

"Xiao Li, are you nervous? Excited?" Yue Guan, the beautiful trap with thighs to die for, smiled fondly at the small child as they walked. With his hands behind his head and his fingers locked together, Ah Li smiled at the girly man and nodded :"Yup! Not nervous, but definitely excited!"

"Hahaha, well, that's to be expected." The blond beauty chuckled as he patted Ah Li's head :"Every Soul Master will become extremely excited when they reach a new Rank. After all, that means getting a new Soul Ring, which means having a huge and qualitative change in strength and a new Soul Skill!

Me and old ghost weren't any different back then. Just like every Soul Master, we would also get very excited. Sigh, but that was years ago. Sometimes, I miss that excitement."

Seeing the smile and look of longing on his old friend's face, Gui Mei smirked :"Yeah, I bet you do. I still remember how you'd jump around like a child whenever you broke into a new Rank. You would always act like a child and latch onto me, always hurrying me because you were too impatient."

Hearing his embarrassing and childish past brought up, Yue Guan's beautiful face flushed as he glared lightly at Gui Mei :"Old ghost! I-I wasn't that bad!"

"Nah, I can actually imagine that." Ah Li snickered, causing Gui Mei to chuckle and Yue Guan to stomp his foot with pursed lips in embarrassment :"Xiao Li, it's not good to tease your elders! And you, old jerk, don't try to embarrass me in front of a child!"

"I'm not trying to embarrass you." The black haired man shrugged with a smirk :"I'm just telling stories of the past. Not my fault you used to always act like a little kid."

"Used to? Has that even changed?" Ah Li snickered with a teasing smile, causing Gui Mei to break into laughter as Yue Guan blushed even more :"Y-you...! Hmph!"

Stomping his foot, he crossed his arms as he scoffed and looked away while pouting. While chuckling, Gui Mei shook his head in amusement as he hugged Yue Guan's shoulder :"Come on, old Guan, don't be mad. We're just teasing you."

His method of calming him down was actually effective. Too effective. Even though he hid it pretty well, it still didn't escape Ah Li. With a blush still on his face, Yue Guan snorted and looked away with a purse, looking wronged :"Well, that's not nice."

Ah Li really, seriously liked one of his Majestic Heart's Innate Abilities. Although each and every one of all of his Martial Souls was extremely useful, all of them could either be used in battle or a specific situation. For example, the power to manipulate certain elements was most useful mostly in battles.

But they could also be used in everyday life. Using Ultimate Fire to cook for example. However, most of the Majestic Incubus's Innate Abilities were sex related and could only be used for sexual purposes. But there was one Innate Ability of his Majestic Heart that was always useful.

Emotion Manipulation.

This ability allowed him to not only manipulate emotions, like its names suggests, but also sense emotions. Basically, he was an expert at mood detecting. In details at that. That's why he was never worried about how he spoke when with his master and sisters.

If they were in a bad mood, he'd just try to cheer them up. If they weren't, he'd tease them and have fun like always. And he could sense what mood Yue Guan was in at the moment.

He was flustered.

The moment Gui Mei hugged him from the side, he instantly grew flustered. He managed to hide it pretty well, masking it with his always childish behavior. But he couldn't hide it from Ah Li.

'Oh~, so that's how it is~.' It wouldn't take an expert to know why Yue Guan grew shy :'Hehehehe, well didn't these two suddenly become even more interesting~. But it's understandable.

Even in the time that I lived, crossdressing wasn't something that most people admired or found appealing. Just imagine the life this poor guy had led before he became strong to the point that even if people don't like his looks, they don't dare comment on it.

It wasn't unnatural for him to fall in love or at least have a crush on the only person who stayed with him from the get go. If I remember right, they should've been friends since 30, 40 or even more years ago.

These two obviously a ship that just hasn't sailed yet. Hehehehehe, luckily for uncle Guan, uncle Mei seems to also like him romantically! They probably haven't dared to confess their feelings because of being afraid of their relationship getting destroyed.

Uncle Guan probably just doesn't want to be considered gay. I don't know much about history, but if this world resembles ancient China, I don't think it's something accepted. Or maybe it is, but uncle Guan just doesn't want to risk it and have uncle Mei dislike, or worse, be disgusted towards him.

As for uncle Mei, I think he's just being considerate. After all, crossdressing, even though it can be just because of liking the fashion of the opposite gender, is mostly looked at for being gay. Because of that, I think uncle Guan might have been ridiculed a lot in the past. So uncle Mei doesn't want to make uncle Guan mad by assuming that he is gay and confessing to him.

Haiz, considering the opinion of people other than a few extremely close individuals can make life really complicated and annoying.

That's why I don't give a single shit about other people's opinions. They can go fuck themselves or kill themselves for all I could care. In fact, the entire human race can go fuck itself. Fuck any nosy bastard who thinks he or she has the right to poke into other people's business.

I seriously don't care about homosexuality or the entire sexuality of someone. Seriously, it's none of my damn business. Why the hell should I care or be bothered by what hole a guy wants to put his dick in?

In fact, gay dudes that don't make it their entire personality are some of the chillest people there are!

As someone with a there's-a-hole-there-a-goal sexuality, I honestly see everybody with good looks as someone fuckable.

But seriously, who would make fun of a cute or beautiful trap?! Gay or not, it's simply idiotic to make fun of a trap! Even in my previous life, there were people like this!

Tsk, uncultured swines. Fucking imbeciles.

Hmm... Hehehehehe, since the great me is here, I will definitely help these two! But not now. Patience is required for something like this. Something that these two definitely have. Seriously, it's admirable to be this patient.

Being a Titled Douluo, uncle Mei would definitely not have a shortage of women trying to marry him even if he's old as hell. Not like there weren't people, not only women, going for people decades older than them just for their money and shit in my previous world.

Titled Douluos are people who even kings and emperors must show some respect to. Why wouldn't someone go for such a person? Uncle Mei doesn't really look like someone in his 70s either. He looks 30, or early 40 at most. That's an absolute win.

But he hasn't taken anybody and has kept his silent love for uncle Guan all these years. Who the fuck said guys can't love? These two stayed together, and even though it was stupid to never confess, it still shows just how much they care about each other and we're afraid of losing each other.

You two have my respect. W for you two.

Just give me a few years. Instead of letting that piece of shit Tang San give the Lovesick Heartbroken Scarlett to that stupid and hypocrite whore Xiao Wu that was actually stupid enough to not consume it, which would not only increase her level by probably a full fucking rank, but also completely take away the breath or whatnot that would reveal her being a Soul Beast, I'd rather give it to these two!

Or at least a copy of it.

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(Omnitrix Innate Abilities)

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Infinite Storage: can store anything that isn't alive, except herbs, inside of the Omnitrix. Can also empty the things inside someone's pocket or storage devices without anybody noticing. He also doesn't need to release his martial soul to store things inside or take them out.

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Herb Duplication: can infinitely duplicate the number of any kind of herb inside of the Infinite Storage.

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Seriously, why give such a treasure to those two pieces of shits when it will be of much greater use in the hands of these two?! Heck, I'd even give the actual Lovesick Heartbroken Scarlett to these two!

Despite my craziness, I care deeply about actual love that doesn't involve stupidity. Just wait, you two. I will try to get you two together. But if I can't till a few years later, I'll just use a Lovesick Heartbroken Scarlett.'

Smiling mischievously at Yue Guan, which made his face twitch for some reason, he turned on his heel and started walking with his fingers clasped behind his head :"Alright, you two, enough chatting. I'm still impatient about getting my 2nd Soul Rings, so let's go already. Wonder which Martial Soul of mine will get its 2nd Soul Ring first."

And they both turned to each other before shrugging and following the young child hurriedly. Afraid of what would happen if something happened to them and the wrath of her holiness.

<Yes, I'm shipping them>

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"You know, something's been really on my mind these past few days." Jinzi Eyu the Golden Crocodile Douluo hummed, nonchalantly sipping on a drink while alone with Qian Daoliu :"There's something really familiar about him."

"About who?" Qian Daoliu raised a curious eyebrow, just casually flipping through a book, Strings That Link Us. The book seemed to be a romantic one. But apparently, a... Particular kind of book, from how focused Qian Daoliu was.

The particular kind that involved a lot of bedroom scenarios.

"Xiao Li, that little bastard. He reminds me of someone." Jinzi Eyu smirked, taking a huge sip and emptying his cup as Qian Daoliu hummed without even looking at him :"Oh? What's familiar about him?"

"Well, his sarcasm. His sharp tongue. His absolute uncaring nature of what he'll say to who he'll say it to. I think you should know who that reminds me of." While a smirk formed on his lips as he looked at his old friend, Qian Daoliu's face twitched :"Hmph, fuck that bastard. Asshole suddenly just disappeared into thin air. Didn't even bother to say goodbye to me, his master, or to anybody else."

"Hahaha! Hey, he at least left behind some of the "special books" he'd write, no?" Jinzi Eyu laughed out loud, causing Qian Daoliu to roll his eyes before he continued :"But hey, you still have two other disciples, no?"

"Oh screw those two girls." The blond man rolled his eyes with a scoff :"I haven't seen those two jerks in years now. They don't even bother to come and meet their old master. Sigh, but oh well, at least I know where they are and if they're safe or not."

"Hahaha, yeah, yeah." Jinzi Eyu shook his head in amusement before putting his barrel of alcohol in his storage device and getting up :"I'm going to take a walk. It's nice after a good drink. I'll leave you and your book alone to enjoy each other."

"Piece off, bastard." Qian Daoliu glared as Jinzi Eyu walked away with a snicker. Focusing on his book again, a trace of sadness and guilt passed through his eyes as he sighed :'Not meeting me, huh? Can I blame them after what happened...?'