2 My... Birth?
[YES!🤩]
[FINALLY!😭]
[The moment of leaving my pleasant, warm, lacking responsibilities and comfortable prison 😁
However, if I had an Internet connection and a computer I would not mind staying a few years😂]
[This is the time to face the world!😤
This is the time to challenge myself!☝
This is the time to try to be a thousand times better than in my previous life!😏
This is the time to try to reach the top and take the reins of my own destiny! 🤪
😑😑😑
I hope my parents are powerful and millionaires... that would make my job a lot easier🤣]
...
[Whatever...😅 I have to be positive and proactive this time…😁]
[WORLD HERE I AM]🤩
…
But in a few seconds the excitement of our MC became absolute confusion
When someone is born (at least with the memories of previous life intact) the first thing he expects to see is the doctor and nurse who has helped in the birth...
His mother and his father holding his wife's hand, both hoping that everything went well.
However, the first thing our MC saw when he opened his eyes for the first time ... was radically different...
There was no doctor or nurse...
there was no father...
There was not even a mother...
There was nobody but him in that room that seemed to have been built inside a giant tree...
However, that was only the first of the big surprises of the day of his birth...
…
[FUCK!
What is happening?
Where is everybody?
I have fallen asleep on my own birth?
Seriously for once I'm born in this life I'm going to miss it...
I was born 2 times but at least I expected to remember one of them]
"ANYONE THERE! HELLO! CAN YOU GIVE ME ATTENTION? I AM A NEWBORN! WHAT IS THIS? CHILD ABANDONMENT? 🤬" He screamed with all his strength in search of help but... there was no response from anyone.
"SERIOUSLY? ANYONE? HAVE I BEEN GESTATED IN A CHEST?" He continued shouting with resignation.
However... He thought scared at the same time he was screaming.
[Wait ... How is it that I am able to speak? 🤔
Normally a baby takes months to be able to speak correctly... 🤓
Much less scream like I'm doing😵]
Perhaps because of the excitement of starting a new life, along with the confusion, disappointment and fear that he was facing due to the possibility of being an abandoned newborn awaiting death...
It caused him not to pay attention to his own body, but once he realized the absurdity of being able to scream being a newborn ... He examined himself carefully.
He was covered in a strange, sticky and uncomfortable transparent substance...
In addition, another more familiar red one that extended beyond his body, creating a large stain on the floor…
It was blood, but it was not his blood.
...
Still on the ground he looked at his hands, feet and all the parts of his body that were possible for his sight, and with disbelief he said….
"Is this supposed to be the body of a newborn?😨"
Our MC didn't believe what he was seeing...
His head couldn't suddenly process such information...
Everything he had learned at this moment rejected that possibility...
"This is not normal... it's ... it's impossible ...at least in my world it was...
Who knows maybe that is usual in this new one…" He said to himself while trying to see if what he saw... or believed he saw was true.
He tried to get up from the ground, to his amazement, although he did not keep his balance well as he was the first time to stand with this body...
He could move without difficulty, although with some discomfort the legs and all the other limbs responded correctly… That made him even more surprised.
He looked around the room anxiously to find some surface on which he could see his body reflected.
In his search he found near his initial position something that seemed to be clothes and a handbag.
However, at that time that was the last of his priorities
In that same room there was something similar to a small pool on the wooden floor.
He approached the water and seeing himself reflected in it for the first time...
Then, he confirmed all his suspicions.
...
"FUCK!😨 More than a baby I look like a child between 7 and 9 years old.
THIS MAKES NO SENSE!. 😵
When did I grow up so much?
I swear that a few minutes ago, before I opened my eyes I had the dimensions of a standard baby.
I haven't counted every second I have spent in my fetus stage as Senku of Dr. Stone's did when it was petrified, but…
I would bet my left egg that I haven't been in that state for 7 or 9 years.
Have I been sleeping about a decade after I was born?
NOTHING MAKES SENSE!😩" He said desperately, unable to believe what was happening.
…
"Well ... I think the theory that I have been born in a chest seem less and less crazy every moment… jajaja😂😭" He said helpless
I can't say if this is a blessing...
Since I have avoided a possible trauma related to escape from a vagina...😂
With 26 years going into one is a pleasant experience😋, but...
Noot going out of one... at least I think so...😕
I also avoid not having control over my sphincter and to lie back without doing anything for years (without a computer)😌...
Or a curse...
Since I do not know if I will continue to age at an accelerated pace,😩 given that on my first day of life I look like a primary school child... 😓
And... I will not have the chance to be breastfed by a beautifull mom betwen 25 or 32 years.😔..
Remember, for months I've been locked in a very narrow space where I could not do anything... 😭Thinking about stupid things like these were the only thing that kept me half sane... 🤪
Seriously, there have been very few occasions where I could touch a tit for free in my last life... there are asteroids that pass through the earth more often than my sexual encounters 😂
Yes, that would be my mother... but it would be second mother, that doesn't count😅" He said between laughter and tears
"Well ... As I always used to say...😑
If something has a solution, why do you worry?🤔
If something has no solution, why do you worry?😁" He said to himself trying to calm down.
"Let's see how is my new me...😅
Please, no more unexpected surprises... 😖
At least that I look like a human.🙏" He said concentrating on his reflection, this time more carefully to see every detail
He is a boy with an age between 7 and 9 of approximately 135 cm with a physical complexion that can only be described as absurd in a child of such a young age.
He had a pronounced and well-defined muscles, nothing left over and nothing was missing, everything perfectly proportioned as if it had been sculpted by a Renaissance artist.
A café-brown skin, like the one of Xeanorth of Kingdom Hearts or Archer/Shirou of Fate Stay Night,
A beautiful childlike face but with well-defined sharp masculine characteristics.
Two sharp eyes of a deep emerald blue-green color
A long hair that reached up to the waist that mixed the colors silver and black at the same time...
For the first time in history our MC did not complain, and jump in joy laughing with an evil laugh in a lascivious way saying:
"Ohhh ... How fucking handsome I am 😘... mom, dad, I do not know where you are or if I was born by the traditional sexual method, but... THANKS FOR THESE GENES"🤩
"Fuck ... If I'm like this at this age I do not even want to imagine how attractive I'll be when I grow up."😎
"I definitely have to exercise in this life and not laze to keep these perfect abs"😏
"Definitely it wasn't the umbilical cord what I touched that time ... I have an anaconda between my legs ... JOJOJO ... it looks like the hand of a child holding an apple ... JAJAJAJA"😂😂😂
"OH GOD if I even have my ass upside down...😍 In the future I will not be able to take the girls off of me... Why do I talk about the future? ... surely I cannot get rid of them even now ... JAJAJAJAJA"🤣🤣🤣
"HAHAHA ... FUCK YOU TINDER, POF, BADOO, MEETIC, EDARLING, ASHLEY MADISON!... FROM TODAY I WILL NEVER NEED YOU!"😈
…
Once he got tired of admiring himself he said
"Well ... enough of narcissism and thinking of possible perverted scenarios with older sisters who want to pamper me, first of all I have to take away all this dirt that I have in my beautiful body"
He stepped carefully into the same pool
His first impulse was thrown in the bomb wai because of the euphoria he was feeling, but...
Due to he still could not move with complete fluidity, decided to enter like a normal person and wash himself peacefully.
…
Once clean and with the reorganized thoughts, he began to plan his next steps ...
Among which was:
Get used to his new body
Collect all the possible information of his environment
Find some civilization
Find what were his origins ....
But before solving all that, there was a question that assaulted our MC ...
...
"How should I call myself in this life?"
