5 Chooha wants to be a scholar

Kamdhan Village

The sky was still dark as the sun wasn't even up, but at this time.

"Argh!!! Don't hit me! Don't hit me! Please, I beg you. Aaaaaaa…"

"How many times have I told you to now to hug me like an octopus when you sleep. Now, my clothes are wet from your drool. Argh! I really want to choke you to death," shouted Kaal on top of his lungs.

The birds on top of their small thatched hut were startled and they flew away in fear. Many people were woken up because of this shout. The cocks who were clearing their throats and rehearsing for the last time when heard this shout and saw people waking up because of this. If they could speak, they would definitely cry out pitifully saying, 'Brother, this is our job. You can't go around stealing people's job. This is immoral.'

Right now, Khajoor was sitting on the floor, holding his legs and with his head between them. When he looked up, one could see tears forming at the corner of his jewel-like eyes. He looked so pitiful that one could not help but take pity on him. But that was only when one saw his eyes. If they see his 'ass', they would definitely turn their head and pretend that they didn't see anything. As for the one being mentioned, he was looking at Kaal begrudgingly.

"Stop looking at me like that," Kaal said with a cramped face, "Stand up. We have to much work to do."

"Alright, but you have to let me hug you when we sleep." Khajoor said, standing up smilingly.

"F*ck off"

....

A large villa

4 people were sitting in the large hall. Chooha was sitting in the middle of a young man of 32-33 years of age and a young woman of 28-29 years. These three were sitting respectfully facing a middle-aged man who was leisurely drinking his tea.

"So Chooha, do you want to become a scholar and serve under the emperor?" asked the middle-aged man. He wore a pair of thick glasses on his nose. His head had many wrinkles on his forehead indicating the hardship he had gone through his life. His head could give competition to Krillin's head in smoothness and shininess. One could go blind if he were to directly see his head under the bright sunlight. He had thick eyebrows, small eyes and a warm smile on his face. His whole body exuded an air of scholar.

"Yes. sir. I want to be a scholar just like you and serve under the emperor," said Chooha in his usual childish voice.

"Sir, my son is a very smart child. Since he was a child, he had been more mature than the peers of his age," said the young man proudly sitting beside Chooha. He was a handsome man of around 32-33 years, who had a sharp horn on the middle of his head and short hair that suited him well. His eyes were sharp and clear but hidden deep inside was haughtiness and pride.

"It's is because of what my mommy and daddy have taught me," said Chooha.

"Don't say that my child. It's because my child is very smart. Mommy is very proud of you," said the young woman sitting beside the Chooha, emotionally. She was a beautiful young woman of around 28-29 years of age. Although she had two horns on her head, that didn't reduce her beauty a bit, instead, it added a hint of devilish charmingness to her.

The man and woman sitting beside Chooha were suddenly emotional. Their son was maturing at a faster rate than others at his age. They were very proud and happy because of this. Chooha was their one and only son they had and they also doted upon him the most.

"Oh? Looks like your parents have taught you well. Not bad, not bad. Little Chooha, tell me about yourself. Why do you want to become a scholar? Who's your role model?" asked the middle-aged man stroking his shiny, smooth, mirror-like head.

"Actually, my father had always wanted to become a scholar but due to various reasons, he failed to become one. So, when I heard my parents talking that it would be good if I could become a scholar, I had decided that I would definitely become a scholar and make my parents proud," said Chooha in a serious tone unbefitting a child of 7-8 years old.

When the middle-aged man heard here, he was very satisfied with Chooha. He had already decided that he would take this child to the capital and teach him all the things required to be a scholar. The more he looked at the child, the more he liked him. But at this moment his eyes widened incredulously. His throat suddenly went dry and he felt that the entire world was getting dark.

The middle-aged man was not the only one with this reaction. The couple sitting beside Chooha also had the same reaction.

"My father is my role model. I want to be a horny person just like him. Although I am not too horny now, but I definitely want to be as horny as him. My mother is twice as horny as my father and on the same cultivation level as him, but his horniness is growing day by day and I know that one day will come when my father will become so strong and horny that there will be no one under heaven who could be his match. He will be looking down on everyone with his strength and horniness. And I don't want to drag my father down so I want to, no, I WILL become as horny as him and stand on the peak alongside him," said Chooha said with a very serious expression.

"....."

"...…"

"..."

There was a pin drop silence in the room. The three of them were on the verge of spewing blood left and right. No one talked, but each had different thoughts going on in their head.

'How can a family be this immoral? This Josh is definitely something. Does he want to dominate the world with horniness? And the child doesn't want to drag him down so he wants to become like him? Why don't you say that you want to soar into the heavens with just a fart? Why was I even thinking of taking this child to the capital? Thank god I didn't take him earlier otherwise I definitely would have lost all my face there.' The middle-aged man thought.

'How does he know that his father is that horny? He even knew that I am not worse than him? Sigh….looks like nothing escapes the eyes of our smart kid.' Chooha's mother thought.

'EH?! WHAT THE FUCK?! What did I hear? NO, NO, NO…This is definitely a misunderstanding. Yes, this is A misunderstanding,' Josh thought.

Suddenly, the silence was broken by the middle-aged man. He had a big, bright smile on his face that stretched till his ears as he stood up. He nodded towards the couple and took a step back with the same bright sunshine-like smile on his face. Then, he took another step back and once again nodded towards the couple, then another step, then another. That sunny smile didn't leave his face until he disappeared from the couple's vision.

Even after the scholarly middle-aged man left the home, the silence remained for who knows when. After talking about his ideals and role model, Chooha stood there waiting for the praise. But, when he saw the middle-aged man nodding towards them going out, he was confused.

'Where is my praise? Didn't I say everything correct? Why did that man go out like that? Was he stunned speechless by my talents that he forgot to praise me and went out without even saying a thing? Yes, it was definitely like this, otherwise why would he go out like that.' thought Chooha.

"Eh… Father, was that sir astounded by me speech? But I didn't say muc-"

But before he could say anything, he heard his father shouting, " IT'S A MISUNDERSTANDING SIRE! PLEASE, COME BACK. IT'S REALLY A SMALL MISUNDERSTANDING!"

Chooha saw his father break down and was shocked.

'Did I really say something that was so shocking that my father also had a breakdown? But what misunderstanding is he talking about?'

"YOU LITTLE BASTARD, COME HERE! WHO TAUGHT YOU TO SAY THOSE DIRTY THINGS? WHO WAS IT? TELL ME, WHO WAS IT?" Josh shouted in frenzy.

"What dirty things? I didn't say anything dirty."

Chooha was confused. He didn't say anything dirty now so, what was his father talking about?

"YOU DARE DENY THAT? WHO TAUGHT YOU ABOUT THE HORNINESS PART? TELL ME RIGHT NOW OTHERWISE I AM GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR LITTLE BUM! NOW, TELL ME!"

"It was…"

"It was Big brother Khajoor."