44 Who Said Romance Was Dead - 2

"…Why are you like this?" Kaito groaned aloud, while inwardly gaping in shock, 'What the hell, a J-cup? I knew she had massive tits but what the fuck and those were some stupid huge numbers she was about to list off.'

Honestly, she was really lucky at this point that those three perverted losers knew better than to get near her unless they were prepared to wash their necks beforehand.

"Mpghghg!" was Yanagi's muffled reply over his palm. And then he felt something wet trailing up and down his palm.

He jerked his palm back and gave her a deadpan stare, "Did you seriously just lick my palm, what are you, eight?"

"Don't act like you didn't enjoy it," Yanagi wiggled her tongue at him teasingly, "You're a total closet perv. I know deep down, being compressed like a hunk of coal by those stupidly huge muscles of yours is a youthful beastial lust just waiting to break free and go on a rampage."

"…You know, the more I spend time with you, the more I'm coming to realise you're not that much better than those three perverted idiots." his deadpan stare increased in power.

Yanagi merely shrugged, "The difference is, they're losers that can't contain their virgin fantasies and gape at every girl that passes by, while I'm me," she replied grinning toothily at him, "My much more cultured appreciation is focused exclusively on you alone and not to mention I have a huge rack." she proudly boasted, crossing her arms under her breasts and pushing said huge rack up and making them stand out even more.

Kaito just stared at her. There was a lot of funky logic about this world he didn't understand. Most of it was supernatural nonsense.

…Yanagi was another thing entirely.

"You're playing with fire y'know," he replied, unable to stop his eyes from flickering to her voluptuous chest, "Besides, having huge tits doesn't mean your exempt from being called out like them for being a pervert."

"No, but the clear bias you have for me does, don't worry though I won't tell anybody you pick favourites," she laughed before stepping before, just a step away from pressing against him and looked up at him, deep blue eyes peeking through her bangs, "Besides, what if I like getting burnt a little baby cakes?"

If nothing else, this girl definitely knew how to push his buttons. He swallowed heavily, what was he doing up here again….?

"Honestly though, it's only fair I give you some fan service though," Yanagi continued with a shrug, "I mean, did you know there's a girl in the year above us that can apparently tell a guys penis size just by looking at them, not even seeing them naked?

"…Wait, what?" Kaito blinked, completely taken by surprise.

She was really good at throwing him off of his game that was for sure.

"Aika-chan's a total weirdo, but a fun girl, she had lots of advice for me in regards to you," Yanagi continued on, "I actually met her cuz I saw her staring at you and drooling a few weeks ago."

She was talking about the glasses girl that became friends with Asia, wasn't she? He remembered her a bit yeah.

"She was really impressed by the way," the grey haired girls impish grin widened to shit eating proportions, "I am too actually if what she says is true. Heck, according to her if you were in her class and got changed in the same locker room as those three losers, they'd probably curl into a ball on the floor and weep in envy."

It wasn't hard to understand what she was talking about, "Should I be weirded out or impressed you know how big my dick is?" his deadpan returned with a vengeance, "Actually, how would you even know how big it is, it's not like I make a habit of getting turned on here at school."

Also, this was one weird ass conversation to be having with a girl. Especially one who was more or less his best friend and one he was quite possibly going to be pursuing romantically if things went well.

"Ah that's easy, I let you see up my skirt yesterday remember? I specifically wore my sexy pink thong just for that," Yanagai replied matter-o-factly, "I had Aika not far away."

"I knew it that was planned!" His eyes widened in realisation. He had no idea Aika was around watching him as well, but he knew her flashing him had been deliberate, "How the hell did you know that gust of wind was gonna happen though?"

"Hmph, like I said I'm the goddess of gravity, feel free to worship me mortal." Yanagi laughed proudly.

The funny thing was, there probably was a goddess out there who had power over gravity.

Those words were enough to make him remember what he actually called her up here for. And once he got it off of his chest, he wouldn't need to hold back with her anymore.

"Sure, sure," Kaito rolled his eyes, "That does remind me though, why I wanted to talk to you up here."

Her grin did not lessen at all, "You mean it's not just because you reached a boiling point with the fanservice I gave you yesterday and want to bend me over the railing and give me a railing?"

This girl really had no shame at all.

"I think that's more what you want at this point," he deftly evaded, for the moment. Though, it was definitely a very, very enticing image to have, just one he wouldn't focus on…for this moment, "No, but we'll come back to that. I'm just gonna come out and say it, rip it off like a band-aid. Because if I ever want to do any of that with you, you deserve to know the truth."

He half expected her to make another joke, but surprisingly, she stayed silent and just continued to peer up at him through her bangs.