Chapter 4

We drove to the same location, where we fought the dragon. Emo Boy stopped the car and Gwen stepped out of it, holding the technology that the armoured individuals were using.

"I thought I destroyed all of those things." I said with a disappointed face.

Kevin turned his head towards me and smirked. "I kept one as a souvenir. Lucky huh?"

"If you don't want me to fuck you up, shut the fuck up. Don't fuck with me asshole. I am not the same Ben you once knew."

"What happened to you?"

"Too much..."

Gwen started floating in the air alongside the alien technology. Several moments later the weapon was covered in a purple aura and it stopped moving.

"Follow me!" Gwen said with a loud noise.

Starting the engine, Kevin whispered to himself: "I'll follow you anywhere."

"Hah, SIMP!" I screamed out.

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About 20 minutes later we approached a mineshaft that was guarded by only one man.

All of us stepped out of the vehicle. Crouching our way towards the mineshaft, Gwen said:

"We have to sneak past him. But how?"

"Let me see if I can activate my watch and find a suitable-looking alien."

Suddenly we heard a loud sound of metal crushing against something. I looked in the direction of the sound and saw Kevin standing on top of the guard's body.

"Damn, did you smash his skull? I thought I was the violent one in here."

"No, it's just unconscious." Kevin replied.

"What do you mean by "it"?" Gwen asked.

"Look." Kevin touched the man's face and started to rip off his skin. However, the skin turned into a mask and the man changed his shape to a yellow-brownish alien.

"Disguised DNAliens." Gwen gasped.

"Give me the mask emo boy. Might come in handy." 

Kevin tossed me the mask and pushed a green button. The elevator doors opened and we stepped in.

Going down, we saw a giant structure, that looked like a spaceship. The DNAliens were supplying it with some kind of material and fluid. Stepping out of the elevator, we hid behind the boxes.

"Now tell me kevin. How does this mask work?" I asked.

"I'll program it so you'll look like one of those aliens."

After several minutes the mask was ready. I put it on and started to morph into one of those disgusting stomach-acid-throwing creatures.

"So how do I look?"

"No different than others." Kevin replied.

Gwen pulled up with a hovering cart-like thing, looked at emo Kylo Ren and said: "Hop in Kevin."

He jumped in with no hesitation. Fucking SIMP. What if there is acid in that cart? Or dynamites? Why are people doing everything for the woman they like? Appreciate yourself more than her.

I started driving the cart after covering the simp and his love interest with a plastic material. We went past some of the aliens and somehow got inside the spaceship. How are these aliens so stupid? At least check what's in the fucking cart.

We reached the end of the line on which the hover-cart was able to move, so I knocked on its side to let them know that we were safe.

Stepping out of it, Gwen and Kevin immediately felt the cold in the spaceship.

"Why is it so cold in here?" Kevin asked.

"Stop whining and move. We have to save Grandfather and destroy this shit." I said while removing the mask from my face. "Gwen, can you sense people with that magic of yours?"

"Yeah! I was able to do that. Let me try."

Gwen closed her eyes and got surrounded by a purple aura. This magic thing just creeps me out. I can't quite understand how it works.

After glowing for a while, Gwen turned off her aura thingy and said: "Grandpa isn't here Ben. He was here a couple of weeks ago. But he's not here right now."

"Shit. Okay, let's just blow this ship up and leave."

"That's a great Idea Tennyson!" Kevin said cheerfully.

"I swear to god Kevin. If you call me by my surname ever again, I'll break all of your limbs, blind you, break your mandible and tear your lungs from the fucking ribcage!!!"

"Damn, bro, you're violent." Said kevin while absorbing the material and energy of the spaceship's wall.

He punched a door-like thing, then grabbed it and ripped it off with ease. There was a room designated for weapons only. Gwen activated her magic, created some whips and smashed them against the blasters, blowing them up.

"Why don't you make it a bit louder Gwen?" I asked.

"No need to worry. The weapons are destroyed. Nobody heard a thing. Let's go home now."

Just as she said that we got surrounded by a couple dozen of yellow disgusting aliens. Their jaws ripped open and they started vomiting their stomach acid on us.

Gwen created a magic barrier so me and Kevin could get ready. I turned the watch on and it offered some kind of a dinosaur-human hybrid. With no other choice and in a very bad situation, I slammed my hand on the watch.

I felt my arms get bigger and I developed a tail out of thin air. My skin hardened like a rock. My five fingers morphed into four. My neck got longer and I got too tall. I looked at my hands and felt an immense power through my veins.

"Okay, motherfuckers! Now all of you will die!" I said while cracking my huge finger joints.

One of the poor aliens ran towards me but I grabbed it with my tail and threw it straight to the wall. Another one tried to spit on my leg but I was fast enough to get out of its way. Lifting my leg, I slammed it down on the alien's head, crushing its skull and everything below. When I lifted my leg again there was nothing left but a pinkish-purple goo alongside its skin.

'Ewww, gross!" I said as I ran towards the small group of aliens. I grabbed two aliens with one hand and slammed them against the spaceship's wall. Now the wall had some decoration on it.

One of the aliens jumped on my back and started crawling up. I managed to grab him with my left hand. With my right hand, I grabbed another one and clapped my hands, slamming both of them against each other.

There were more approaching so I ran and bellyflopped on the group. Now I was painted in their purple blood and I had the most terrible smell on me.

Unlike me, Kevin and Gwen didn't kill the aliens. They just knocked them out. Where's the fun in that? When they looked at me both of them were shocked.

"Ben, what have you done?" Kevin asked with a bit angry face.

"I took care of business jackass!"

"But... But you killed them."

"Yeah. Karma is a bitch. They were trying to kill me, but I was not planning to die here. So, naturally, I responded with violence too."

"Guys, can you tell me what this creature is?" Gwen asked with a noticable fear in her voice.

A creature almost as tall as me came from the hallway. It was white with a Purple and black face. It had four red-eye-like things on its chest and a structure, that resembled a crown, on its head.

"How dare you worms destroy my ship and plans?!" The huge alien roared.

"Shut the fuck up, or you'll end up just like them." I pointed my huge finger at the flattened DNAliens that were floating in their own blood. "Kevin take Gwen and go. I'll handle this motherfucker."

"Fine by me." Kevin said as he grabbed Gwen and ran off.

"So you dare challenge me, the Highbreed commander? You, a lower life form will soon know your place."

"Did you just call me a fucking lower life form? Alright, square up you cocky piece of shit." I said as I stood in a fighting stance.

The white alien rushed towards me and threw the left hook, but I dodged and hit it in the abdomen, where the liver was supposed to be located. However, this piece of shit didn't even flinch. He grabbed my waist and slammed me on the ground. Then he grabbed my tail and started to spin me like a fucking perpetual motion machine.

"Hey, not the WWE moves asshole!" I screamed as I was slammed into the spaceship's wall.

Standing up, I managed to glance over at the exit, before getting hit with the nastiest right hook I've ever taken in my life.

"Motherfucker!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. "Get your ass over here now!"

It rushed towards me again, but I managed to sweep him off the ground, using my tail. 

I was now on top of him, so I started to go right and left on his ugly face. Right hook in the face, left hook in the face, elbow in the face. I was feeling good. Even more, I was happy. But my happiness was short-lived as he screamed something in his Delulu language and the spaceship's engine started.

I lost my balance, even though I was on the ground, so he managed to hit me in my knee. Standing up, he again grabbed my tail and threw me out of the spaceship. But I was fast enough to grab on one of the poles.

The spaceship took off and I managed to get back inside.

"We're not done yet asshole!" I told the alien.

"Yes, we are!" He said as he pushed a button that opened the door of the spaceship.

I was sucked out of the spaceship. But I managed to scream "You coward!" before I was slammed down on the ground and lost consciousness.