1 Ah sh*t here we go again

All my life was spent on the internet. Well particularly on anime, h*ntai, Webnovel, YouTube and manga. I hated my parents, siblings, teachers, all the bullies so I dropped out of school. I hated it all, these 32 years on earth were hell. And just when I was about to get a job my only escape was just taken away from me. How the f*ck am I gonna live. How can you not pay for the internet you poor dipsh*t so called parents.

I looked over at my half finished ramen noodle bowl and quickly swept it up and downed the last thing I would digest before I say goodbye to this piece of sh*t called earth and end it all. I slowly opened the window of my room and started to exit.

"Ah f*ck I'm tired. Just a little more. Argh I'm stuck between the window, so fkn embarrassing the People in the opposite apartment complex can see me. Engh I'm out now let's end this hell whole."

Just as i started to run into the after life my life flashed before me and a sweet memory came into recollection. It was when I started reading those romance novels with the cliches of "Mr ceos" and the system novels I loved. All the years spent being the spitting image of a cringe otaku felt empty. So I thought to myself, IF I COULD SOMEHOW GET REINCARNATED OR HAVE AN AFTERLIFE ILL DO MY BEST TO BE A BILLIONAIRE PRETTY GUY THAT EVERYONE LOVES AND LOATHS.

"Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh" I was falling and going to die but it was too quick.

"Ewwww look it's a half naked pig on the floor, he looks so greasy and his hairs unnaturally long." Said a high school girl to her friends when passing by

I didn't know whether I was alive or not but I knew my conscious was wide awake, I heard all the remarks people made and the photos people took. Was my body left to Rott or what. After an hour or so of hearing the insults of those around my deceased body, they stopped or rather I couldn't hear them anymore.

"I'll get straight to the point here, your a lazy, sleazy, selfish, lustfull and over one of the most Annoying people to have lived. Now aren't you lucky that I'm giving you another shot at life and a little helper as well. So now I'll rewind time to when you where half your age, at least become a decent citizen and enjoy life OUTSIDE of your room. I bless you and you shall go and become what you desire to."

As the voice disappeared I felt a sense of light over my eyes. I was back in my room but....

Why is it more clean and have less posters on the wall. Where did my shelves of manga go, where's my precious laptop. I stumped my feet out of my room and went straight to the bathroom to find a mirror. If I wasn't hallucinating and hearing things then I should be younger.

"Ah sh*t here we go again. I'm sixteen again, but where's the helper" in that instant a sharp pain hit his head

"Helper at your service"

"No way a system AND I get to restart life" he exclaimed