BECOME CABBAGE MAN

Ryan does his normal routine before going to bed as your local meme-driven man, but something suspicious happened when he visited a very suspicious site. It didn't ask him to buy some gels or do a specific kind of massage or remind him that hot moms are looking for him in his area, but it did put him in a place where he had to kill 99 other people to survive and get a wish as a cherry on top. Watch him do questionable but fun fun fun things. Watch him become the Cabbage Man.