12 AYYYY CHRISTMAS

On a scale of one to kissing the bartender, how drunk would you get on Christmas?

Do you even drink at Christmas?

HAS ANYBODY EVEN TRIED EGGNOG CUS IT SOUNDS DISGUSTING!

I personally would be wrapped up in a blanket all day doing nothing bc my lazy ass did all the prep beforehand and just need to set the timer for dinner.

Or I would just giggle at romance novel bc HELLOO DARKNESS, I AM A LONELY SLIME. WILL A CHRISTMAS STORM DRAGON COME SAVE MEEEE?

... kill me its 10:38 and I'm writing a chapter on Christmas Eve.

(starts to slam head into a table)

My best friend Brie: DONT DO THAT YOU LITTLE CRAZY NUGGET CAT ( she actually didn't say this but its what I think she would say in my head)

A really short bad Christmas/winter? song:

OHH THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS GONNA KILL MEEEE.

BUt tHe FIrE Is buRnINg ThE hOUse doWn.

BUT SINCE IM REALY REALY BROOOOOKKE.

LEt it sNOWWWW

LET it SNowwww

Let It SnOWWWW