1 Kind of A Prologue

Hey wassup. My name's Mike Carper, but friends just call me M.C. You're probably wondering why I'm telling you all this. The reason is quite simple actually. I died.

Flashback 30 minutes

Jack Nicholson:"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light"

MC: "Man I love this movie" I say as I pass a blunt to my girlfriend Amy "Best Batman ever"

Amy: "Really? even better than Bale?"

MC: "Yup"

Amy: "Better than Affleck?"

MC: "oh hell yup"

Amy: "What about Kevin Conroy"

MC:

Amy:

MC: "Michael Keaton is the best live-action Batman"

Amy: *hits blunt* "I guess I can get behind that"

We continue watching the movie until it gets s over. we were about to put on Batman Returns until Amy got a text

Amy: "That's my husband, I should head home before he gets too paranoid"

MC: "Alright, I guess I'll see you later" I say as I kiss her

Amy: "yeah I'll see you later too. Does tomorrow sound good"

MC: "yeah that sounds great. Hey Amy."

Amy: "yeah"

MC: "I love you"

Amy: "..... yeah" she walks out of the door and into her car.

God I'm pathetic. I'm dating a married woman. That's like the lowest of the low. Maybe I should watch some more Batman, that always cheers me up. I grab the Batman Returns Blu Ray and what should normally be impossible happens. As I press the open button for the Blu-ray player spark start to emit from the player then all of a sudden a large explosion engulfs me and half of the living room. I die on impact. No one will find my body until tomorrow, when Amy comes.

Darkness. All I can see is darkness. It seems to go on forever. I don't know how long I was there but it seem like I was there forever until all of the sudden, I see a small light. So small, I barely missed it, I start to get closer to the light. Maybe it's heaven. Whatever it is, tt has to be better than this. As I get closer to the light it gets bigger and bigger until I'm completely covered in light. and then

MC: "WAAAAAH WAAAAAH" 'It's so cold! Why is it so cold'

???: "Congratulations it's a boy. Would you like to hold him? Mrs. Osborne? Mrs. Osborne! Nurse get the defibrillator stat, you apply chest compressions. Bring this baby to an incubator for now "

Lots of noises could be heard all around me, but they were muffled and I could barely understand them. As if that wasn't enough I couldn't see either, everything was a blur. As I was being carried somewhere else I heard a loud crash sound.

???: *slams open door* "What's wrong with my wife!?"

???: "We're not sure Mr Osborne. she seemed to have lost consciousness after giving birth"

???:"Well for your sake you better hope that's it." said the Chestnut haired man very coldly

2 hours later

I seem to have regain my vision and hearing. looks like I'm in some sort of bed. Why is my hand so small? Am I a baby? Oh my God I'm a baby!

While I was freaking out over the fact that I am now a baby in the hallway looking into the room a man was looking at me with a disdainful look. A doctor walked up to him and said

Doctor: I'm sorry Mr Osborn your wife has passed.

The man squinted his eyes looking even more hateful.

Doctor: Would you like to name your son?

the man kept looking at the baby for a few more seconds and then spoke

Norman: Harold