1 Hamburger vs Man

Batman looked around his surroundings in full alert. He had been dealing with the last of the Twelve Grand Masters of the Universe. Batman suddenly smirked realizing that he was the most powerful existence in the universe! He had made his way up defeating some known as Son Goku and many others. The strongest one he remembered fighting was some lowly loser named Saitama. He made his way up from the weakest existence in the world to the strongest man in the universe! His power was infinite!

Moreover, he had two wives! His life was indeed the greatest life that had ever existed. "Kekekekeke! You lowly trashes actually dared to battle me? You should've known that I would just grow stronger!" Batman exclaimed to the twelve masters.

The twelve masters were all old and very wise. They had seen many things in their lives but they would have never guessed that some creature known as Batman would ruin them one day! He throttled them around, toyed around with them, and when he was finished with all that, he even demolished their pride! This creature was indeed the most ruthless of them all. However, they knew of his one flaw as well... This was naturally that he bragged too much about his strength.

"Great Heavenly Divine Seal of the Twelve Grand Masters of the Universe Entwined with God's Great and Infinite Power!" one of the twelve great masters chanted while covering his stomach to prevent his organs from bleeding out.

There were only three great masters left, but with their combined strength, this was enough to summon God's power to deal with this fool!

"Kekekekeke! You actually think you can deal with this powerful being? Heck no!" At that moment, Batman created a beam of light. It shot towards the last of the great masters. However, at this moment, one could see another beam of light, shooting towards the heavens as well. Batman knew that he was in big trouble if the beam of light collided with the tenth dimension that was actually interluding with the eighteenth dimension at this moment. For if the beam of light reached that intersecting point, it would disrupt the space-time continuum and reach Heaven, which is where the Master of all Dimensions lived. This master was known to some as God!

However, at the same moment that Batman's grand energy reached the great masters, their beam of light had already touched the intersecting point between the tenth and eighteenth dimensions respectively. This naturally made the third dimension along with all the other dimensions to shake wildly. An unknown power erupted at this moment, overloading the space-time continuum. Everything started reversing in time. Batman started flowing up into the air. The last three masters of the universe watched as they took their last breaths, knowing they saved the universe.

Batman started spinning wildly while growing into a spec of dust. However, something strange happened. A spec of blood created from the battle actually entered into the field which was created to seal Batman. In case one did not know, blood is the vessel of life. If one didn't have blood, they wouldn't be alive. In this particular moment, this particular spec of blood touched this particular spect of dust which was Batman. The space-time continuum stabilized in time and dispersed.

That spec of dust flew and flew. It finally entered the third dimension. The third dimension was known as the mortal realm. Inside of it resided the humans of Earth. Batman was once born in this dimension and this was the first place he defeated a few opponents. However, he was not born on Earth so he never knew what kind of a place it was.

Batman had no consciousness at this moment so it wasn't like he had a choice of where to be sent. The seal that the Twelve Grand Masters of the Universe placed would usually seal someone for eternity and never let them do anything, but because a drop of blood interfered with the sealing process, it would only be natural for some other unintentional things to occur.

The spec of dust flew outrageously down the atmosphere of Earth. It was like a meteor, however, nobody saw it. It flew through the wing of an airplane and the force caused the plane to disintegrate. This was naturally how the MH370 plane disappeared forever. The impact of this caused the spec of dust to gradually slow down and it slipped through the ventilation shaft of a McDonald's.

As the spec of dust flew through the ventilation it accumulated many food particles. By the time it landed on a grill, it had accumulated into a meat patty. The worker managing the grill was turned around for a second, so he did not notice the burger descend onto the grill.

The worker turned back around and put the patty on a bun and added many condiments on it. The worker then proceeded to put the burger in plastic wrapping and placed it onto a tray with some fries and a smoothie.

Another worker then took the tray and delivered the tray to a table with a plastic tab that had the number '57' on it. The worker took the tab and said to the man sitting at the table: "Please enjoy your meal," in a monotone voice.

The man at the table gulped with no other reason than that he was hungry.

The man slowly opened the wrapping to the burger and was slowly bringing the burger closer and closer to his face. It was at this moment that Batman regained consciousness. Batman saw an extremely obese man with black hair and eyes that were almost overlapped upon by fat about to swallow him whole! The saliva was dripping from the roof of his mouth for god sakes!

"HOLY SHIT! YOU DARE TRY TO EAT THE GREAT BATMAN?!" a voice sounded. It was almost as if it was a telepathic voice, only directed to the obese man. This made others not be able to tell what was happening.

The obese man then looked down at his burger. "I think there's something wrong with my burger!" the man called to the front desk. The obese man looked concerned about his burger talking but shrugged it off and went to take another bite when nobody at the front desk responded. They blatantly ignored him.

"What the fuck is wrong with you?!? You can't eat me! I'm the strongest man in the universe!" cried the burger.

In response to this, the obese man thought it was his imagination since he was going on a strict diet and took a bite. This is when the burger cried in agony.