3 Fresh Burger

The disgusting fiend looked at the burger with an odd expression. If one were to see him at this moment, that individual would think that the fat man was crazy. In the burger's eyes, however, he saw a huge monster about to destroy the galaxy with one punch. In all of Batman's life, he had never felt so hopeless.

When Batman thought about the state he was in, he secretly sneered at himself in his heart for being so careless. He should've finished off the twelve grand masters before they called upon God! Batman shouldn't have been so prideful and overconfident. This didn't change the fact that Batman could've destroyed the old men, but he was just making fun of himself for dragging it out for too long.

When Batman was a little tike, his mother had always warned him not to eat jelly off of the jelly string, but Batman was too tempted. This was a great reference for what had happened with the twelve great masters. Of course, to some, this phrase didn't make much sense, but to Batman, it clearly showed the resemblance he and his mother shared.

Batman remembered a time long ago before he was a burger. He fought one of the strongest men to ever exist. His name was Jonathan Rocksman. Shortly after, Batman came out with his head! This just goes to show that kicking the bucket was not living the good life. Batman felt shameful in his heart. Because of his daze, the fat man had to wake him up.

"Uh... are you hungry?" the fat man asked.

Batman looked at the fat man like he was an idiot. How could a burger be hungry? In Batman's mind, this man was probably one of the dumbest people he'd ever seen.

"I asked if you were hungry!" the fat man yelled. This thoroughly startled Batman as the fiend had gotten angry and may choose to eat him.

"Ah! Please have mercy, great fiend! I am a lowly servant before you! Please don't kill me!" the burger cried.

In all honesty, if someone were to interview the fat man, whose eyes were overlapped with fat, right now, he would say that he was feeling very powerful at the moment and was enjoying it. He felt super strong because he could eat a burger that could talk. It made the fat man overcome with joy because he for once had some control in his measly life that could've been taken so easily by some lowly disease like diabetes.

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