3 chapter 2

Chapter two:

"Your highness! Your highness! Wait!" The old, bald chubby grandma monk named Itel sprinted as fast as she could to Prince Katelyn, who has a bunch of busty pretty girls surrounding him.

Prince Katelyn turned around. "What is it, you crappy old geezer!?"

Itel gasped for air. "Your highness! Princess Gabriel is missing! What should we do?!"

"Meh, forget that girl. That flat chested skinny bones has nothing to do with me and my ladies heehee," Prince Katelyn replied, patting one of the busty girl's head.

"But your highness! She was found taken by two men! We have to save her!" Itel insisted.

Prince Katelyn sighed. "Heck no! I'm only just engaged with her, I don't even have romantic feelings towards her and besides, she's flat!"

"How does being 'flat' matters?! She's the princess! King and Queen Ching will behead you if something bad happens to her!" Itel said.

Prince Katelyn widen his eyes. "HOLY SHIZZAMOLEY! Let's go save her right now! Sorry ladies, gotta go!"

"King and Queen Ching never said they would behead him for that though…" Itel thought.

Prince Katelyn prepared his armor and weapons along with his beautiful horse named Joe. He then climbed up the horse and fixed his hair.

"Oh wait! I forgot my cologne and hair brush!" Katelyn shouted, and hopped down Joe then rushed back to the palace.

"Are you kidding me..." Itel sighed.

While Prince Katelyn got his cologne and hair brush, The gay Prince Isabella, or A.K.A 'Izzy,' walked girlishly toward Prince Katelyn.

"Prince Kate~!" Prince Izzy shouted cheerfully.

"HOLY SHIZZAMOLEY! It's that gay bastard! Crap!" Prince Katelyn said to himself. "Gotta hurry fast!"

Prince Izzy stopped. "Eh~? Honey, where are you going?"

Prince Katelyn's voice trailed off. "I-uh… I'm going somewhere for some days… Or weeks… Hopefully years…"

"Hopefully what?"

"Oh hopefully hours! Eheheheh…"

Prince Izzy then jumped into Prince Katelyn's arms. "Anyways~ Gimme a goodbye kiss before you go~"

Prince Katelyn pushed Prince Izzy away from him and escaped out from the palace shouting, "FREAKING SHIZZAMOLEY! Heck no! Get away from me you gay bastard! WHAAA!"

He then climbed up his horse and galloped away. Itel stood in front of the palace door and sighed again. Then she climbed up her own horse and followed Prince Katelyn.

Few minutes later after the two left, a man with long black hair covered with a cloak stood in the corners of the wall. A gloomy aura surrounded him.

It was the opminstic palace mage named Leeann who was always forgotten and left behind by everyone. "They forgot about me again…" Leeann said softly.

As Prince Izzy skipped around the palace, he spotted Leeann who was at the corners of one of the walls.

"Eh? Perhaps you are our palace mage?" Prince Izzy questioned, bending down to Leeann who was sitting down.

Leeann looked up and his eyes sparkled when someone remembered him. "Ah! Y-your highness!"

"I'm guessing a yes and may I ask, where is Prince Katelyn going?" Prince Izzy asked.

"Ah, they're going to find the man who kidnapped Princess Gabriel!" Leeann answered.

"Eh?! My sister was kidnapped?!" Prince Izzy gasped. "We gotta save her! Do you know where they went? Gosh, they already left minutes ago! They must be far ahead already~!"

"Oh! We can catch up to them in just five minutes because my magical flying broom can take us to their location faster! My broom is faster than a horse!" Leeann said.

"Woah~ Are you a witch?"

"Uh, no, I'm a mage…"

"Then why do you have a broom? I thought mostly witches use brooms as transportation~"

"I summoned the broom from my enchanted book!" Leeann told him, showing Prince Izzy his enchanted book of spells.

"Yay~ Then what are we waiting for! Let's catch up to my honey and my iron board sister!" Prince Izzy shouted in glee.

Leeann prepared the broom with Prince Izzy, who was sitting behind him, and went off to catch up with Prince Katelyn and Itel.

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