1 Take Me Back In Time

'I never met my father and my mother is an alcoholic. She says it makes her feel no more pain. It hurts that I always see her like this. She said she wasn't always like this not until my father died. I saw pictures and heard stories. He was such a great guy. She was well known in high school herself. They were both super popular. He was a real role model to others. My mom and dad were high school sweethearts actually. Sometimes I wish I could go back to the past. If I could I wouldn't hesitate.... But miracles don't happen. At least.. I didn't think they happen. Not until today.'

It all started as a normal day. I was in class when someone barged in the classroom. We all look up becoming startled to see...

'Mr. Garrison.... Wait... He goes by Donald Trump now..why is he here?'

He was staring at the boys up front.

"You four with me right now!!" he yelled out. 

"Uhh can I help you." Asked the teacher.

"Yeah I need these fucking retards right now!"

I look over and see him point at Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman.

I lift my eye brow.

'What did these idiots do now?'

When they walk out I hear something that sparked my attention.

"I need you boys to be go back to the past for me. I can't because I'm the president but you idiots will do as I say."

'Wait...back to the past?'

I raised my hand.

"Yes Jessica?"

"Can I use the restroom?"

"Yes, go ahead."

"Thank you."

I ran out of the door looking down the hall seeing him practically dragging them outside.

I breathed out and sneakily followed them.

"Wait, why are you doing this?" Asked Kyle.

"Because, I want to change the past god damn it. Now go in the machine before I kill you all!!"

"Jesus Christ isn't that a bit much?!" Asked Stan.

"Look here assholes, I don't care if you don't want to do it. Someone is going to do it either way. If it's not you than I'll find someone else!"

"Fuck that, I'm not doing it!" Yelled Cartman.

"Yeah fuck that, kill me all you want I'm not going in the past." said Kenny.

I hear Mr. Garrison growl.

"God dammit, your all fucking idiots. Who the fuck am I going to force to change the past?!"

I stepped out of the courner.

"I'll do it!"

They all look at me showing a hint of confusion.

I walked up toward them.

"Who the fuck are you?" Mr. Garrison asked rudely.

"I'm the fucking person who will change the past. Show me the device."

He was clearly taken back by the comment, but he took me behind the school and sure enough there was a portal machine."

I look back at him.

"You sure this is a device that will take me back?"

"That's for you to figure out. Your the first guinea pig after all."

I sighed.

It'll be worth it, after all I did say I'll do 'anything.'

"Okay, I'll do it."

I see him start up the machine.

I walk up to the device feeling a little nervous. 

"Okay so, you are going to two years before this year."

I look at him.

"Okay."

I walked past the machine and see the him setting the date and year.

Out of no where I hear Cartman yell at Mr. Garrison.

"Ayy!!! You really think this girl is the one who will be taking our adventure away? Who do you think she is the 'Rick' in this universe?!"

'Whoa...way to break the 4th wall.'

I see Mr. Garrison distracted causing my attention to go to the device time setter. I quickly flipped through the year changing it to March 20, 2018 to March 20, 1984.

I look at the guys and smiled.

"Thanks Mr. garrison, I will change the past alright but frankly I don't give a fuck about you." I said tapping the button. 

I gave a two finger salute backing into the portal. Right before I jumped back I see him look at the device.

"Wait you bitch!!! You set it to 1984!!!"

That's all I remember before everything blacked out.