The Three Elves of Azhidorv

'Death, ironically or not, is cold, haha, I should have grabbed my coat.'

Cold, lying down, dying, the end of my life, it was pathetic

'The only name I should be looking for...'

Who?

'Why just now?'

The suffering was enough.

'Sithm...'

Please...

'Me, where? When? Why... are there people with axes on their backs? And why is there a reptilian over there?

I... died? Reincarnated? Transmigrated? Am I delirious? Am I in the hospital? When and where?

My clothes, still the same, is this really, reality?

Did it need such a tragic end?

But... what end?

Sithm...

Who is this? Why does he alone remain in my memory?

If I am not mistaken, inside his backpack.... Ah yes!

My travel supplies that I had bought, well... that doesn't sound like much like travel supplies.

A soft drink, and a, flashlight? How would that help?

Why wasn't the lantern turned into an axe made by the Demon Lord of this world himself?

I was reincarnated and not even to receive some decent items...

I wonder if at least my friend below has been enlarged.

Damn, it looks even smaller.

Also... it's too hot here to wear a leather jacket I guess.

But I think a jacket is better than... a teddy bear t-shirt, damn, I had to come with this disgust to

Humanity?

Hm, can I sell my coke for a mansion and 3 maids? Hehe.'

So... where can I sell the soda?

Taverns? Merchants' outlets? Where does it make the most profit?

Damn, I'll have to take a shot, never been in that business before, I guess?

The tavern must have more customers and the drink must be more expensive, I would say.

The tavern, there is nobody there! But there are at least 700 people on the street, you can hardly think with so many people making noise.

Is this place bankrupt?

"Are you an idiot, boy? We closed the tavern to wait for you to negotiate without noise, please follow me so I can introduce you to the others'' said the innkeeper, Dukanh thought after suddenly hearing the innkeeper's shout

'Either this guy wants to **** me, or I got very lucky, or he is a shaman from the prophecy of the great hero who will save all

this wasteland from the coming evil, and give me my first piece of equipment so I can go straight to killing the demon lord?

Demon lord? And win his daughters as a prize and finally make my harem?'

Tavernkeeper: "The negotiator has arrived people. Boy, they are; Rilhael, Nebel and Theamar, shall we begin the negotiation then boy?

Rilhael: Old man, you said you were going to bring a reliable negotiator, who is this brat you brought?

Are you insulting my intelligence?

'Three elves?'

Tavernkeeper: Calm down guys, we haven't even started negotiating yet.

* hey boy, get started before there's trouble! *

(Dukanh): *ah yes, I'll start then. *

Hi, guys...

Before, the negotiation...

My name is, Dukanh, Dukanh... Be'nophar, and I'm here... to negotiate.

Theamar: Are you dying boy? Tell me why we are here, the negotiation, we don't have all day.

'If the soda doesn't work out my adventure ends with a 5 minute legendary speedrun.'

Dukanh: I have here, a drink, the most ineffable!

With the most refined sugar in the world, along with the sweetest honey, taken from the hive of the Queen Bee of the 9 heavens, the first queen bee, from the dawn of mankind and

Only I, the legendary Dukanh Be'nophar, was able to get the divine honey from the Matriarch Bee herself.

And so bringing these two together, I mixed them together and then effervesced them by the best wizard on this earth, thus making the recipe for caramel split, desired by the very gods of this world.

The chilled water, a water with the best possible effects for the body, chills the soul, and awakens the body and brings power to a blessed soul.

Made from mystical water from the very source of the beginning and the end, the water source where only those possessed of the highest courage have the right to enter

The dungeon of the hero's bravery, to be able to drink it, and after getting it, to do a mystical process to gasify it, a mystical coriander never found only recognized, and finally, the lemon.

And, if you want, you can drink this sample I have here.

It sounds suspicious to say the least... But I, as an appreciator of good taste and exquisite in his way of living, will take a sip of this drink that you, Maltrapha, say is "fizzy"." Nebel, methodically opens the bottle when...

*After the moment-instant where you open the bottle and it gives a mini explosion because of the pressure

"This here, is it supposed to happen?! It looks at the very least like a rune magic that was purposely placed with the intent to kill me, explain yourself!''

Nebel, startled by the sudden until deafening noise he didn't expect, hurriedly asks the ragged man for answers.

Dukanh: So, it's the divine water that when in contact with the air explodes; of flavors.

Dukanh, afraid of a misunderstanding, hastily explains what happened to separate the purge from his skin.

And after Dukanh's exasperated explanation, the elf takes a sip.

Nebel: Yes, it's beautiful; this formula based on unknown ingredients that I stopped paying attention to after

The second word out of the mouth of this strange human, made me shed a tear of joy after drinking this drink, which makes me relax and stop

from thinking about the problems of this world. I, for one, approve of it, and appreciate it.

Theamar and Rilhael: "really very good!!!"

Tavernkeeper: so, the negotiations close?

Nebel: Yes, my brothers and I want a charge of 100 of this drink by the end of Germinated Serment.

After the elves leave...

Dukanh: Old man, what does "until the end of Germinated Seed" mean?

Tavernkeeper: Are you dumb? Dukanh: Until the end of this season, which I think will last about 5 months.

Now, get out of the tavern, we have nothing more to discuss.

Dukanh: Wait, I want to ask you some questions, kind of, my transport of this drink was intercepted by the guards and we lost all the product, I would have to return

My homeland to replenish the stock, which would take months or even years, so can't you talk to your friends to give me more time?

more time for me, but time to run away I would say

Tavernkeeper: young man, you have nothing to argue with those people, they are from the most influential family in this country, anything that comes in and out they know.

If they said until the end of sprouted seed, it is until the end of sprouted seed, the most I can do is to help you with the money, since

This stock will benefit me enough not to go bankrupt.

And remember, defy them and you will wake up with your throat slit.

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'750 coins, they look like gold, can you buy enough with that? Well, I'd say that's a great start, but the problem is not the money, the problem is how I'm going to get 100 drinks.'