3 CHAPTER 3: SECOND LIFE

(Summary of the previous chapter)

"Hi! It's me the your very own Handsome Recap-san,now standing in front of you, except the fact that I'm incorporeal. But anyways, I am here again to enlighten you of what happened

previously. Ahem! Now let's start!"

" Previously on Sweet Home Alaba-- ahem!. Previously on Avatar the Last airbender:Re. Our Protagonist was now offered 4 wishes to be granted, by a Random Omnipotent Being or what everyone in here would like to call, as"ROB".

"As he, our protagonist was facing a dilemma of becoming a So called overpowered Harem God of Sex (*girl moans*"oh my God ishto Bwiggg!!! ") or to have a peaceful and good life together with his important ones."

"Now!, After some time of thinking, he now was ready to wish. For the first one, he wished for a SYSTEM THAT AT INCLUDES A PLAYER'S PROFILE , STATS , ABILITIES , INVENTORY , AND APPRAISAL . ISN'T THIS SO AMAZING, HIS WISH IS SO ORIGINAL.THERE MUST BE NO OTHER NOVELS OR FANFICS THAT HAS THOUGHT OF THIS!! ."

"The second wish was Dualbending specifically fire and water, and also enabling him to use the Fire and water breathing techniques for kimetsu no yaiba. Kinda of a meh for me, BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT EVERY REINCARNATOR SHOULD HAVE AN OVERPOWERED ABILITY , IN ORDER TO IMPRESS THE GIRLS AND THEN FUCK THEIR BRAINS OUT (*KYAAH*AHEGAO*), and we all know I'm right... Right?. Anyways let's continue."

"For the third wish, our Protagonist WISHED FOR UNLIMITED POTENTIAL IN MIND, BODY, SKILLS, AND BOTH BENDING AND BREATHING SKILLS IN HIS ARSENAL!!, THAT'S SOO ORIGINAL! COME ON GUYS NO ONE COULD PROBABLY THINK LIKE THIS RIGHT!? NO ONE IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN NOVELVERSE! "

" And for his last wish, he wanted to SAVE IT FOR LATER, CAUSE RIGHT NOW HE STILL DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO WISH FOR,. AND THAT'S SO TYPICAL OF YOU MC AND ALSO YOU *********. "

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"Anyways sorry for my sudden outbursts, (*sad music plays*tell me why I'm waiting*) just recently author-san told me that, he might not use me for quite a long time after this, due to me dragging the story longer, so you know,I just wanted to let out some steam,a (*incorporeal tears coming out*),I don't want to leave but if it's the decision of my creator, I've no choice but to follow. Our time was short hell y'all are the ones I've first met when I was born. (sighs) I'll miss you all dear readers

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" And now, let us all witness the beginning of a new chapter our young Protagonist will unfold"

(END OF SUMMARY)

"Where am i?, was there some kind of a malfunction?, should I call ROB right now?" Ronin thought when suddenly he heard a loud feminine voice, the voice was saying "Ughhhhhh ughhhh ahhhhhh".

Ronin couldn't understand what the voice was saying, but he could tell that it was a cry of pain. Another voice then replied"Lady Shiva!, you must hold on. Push harder! "

" Wait a minute, push?, push what?. And come think of it why do i feel so wet and sticky. Wait am i, in someone's womb? Well sticky, tight, wet, and reincarnation... Totally makes sense" thought Ronin, when suddenly he heard a loud bang! And then heard a deep voice.

"Shiva! Darling, sorry I'm late, As a High general we were tasked to continue leading soldiers as well as commanding my squadron whom i sent to a fire nation colony on the earth kingdom".

"Shut up Genji! Too loud, too loud!" said the women, or my so calles new mother. " Sorry Darling" said the young man who is supposed to be my new father, as he moved his hands to hold the woman's and then turned his body up to kiss the woman's forehead.

As the conversation came to a stop, the woman was now facing the struggle to let out our dear little protagonist out, possibly under an hour or more until our little protagonist can finally get out. And as minutes seemed to pass away, Ronin had a deep thought.

" So this it! Only a little bit, then i will be finally out and reborned, i have a new family now. I hope they'll love me, and i also hope i won't have a younger sibling with more talent than me, fortunately i asked for a system, so no worries when you can get stronger without limits. So having a younger sibling is okay, but now that i think of it, Where's my system?. "

:" Notice, 56 minutes and 45, 44, 43 seconds remaining till Host will fully rebirth."

Ronin:"Is that you system?"

:"Notice, yes"

Ronin:" You sound very familliar, wait! Are you great sage!!!?."

:"Notice, Host is mistaken."

:"Notice, System can evolve and mold through host's desire"

:"Notice, when doing the firsr wish, host thought of the great sage in the anime tensura, resulting many familiarities with system and Great sage."

Ronin:" Oh, well then can i ask you to open my Stats."

:"Notice, host can open it himself by saying, STATS."

Ronin:" Thank you.... STATS!"

STATS

Host: John Ronin(changeable)

Age:0(26). Title:Depressed Af

Level:0. Karma shop

Str:1(5). + Unlimited Potential.

Agi:1(6). + Unlimited Potential.

Int: 34. + Unlimited Potential.

End:3(5) + Unlimited Potential.

Vit:100 + Unlimited Potential.

Spt en: 20 + Unlimited Potential.

(Spirit energy/bending potenital)

Karma points: 10,102

Abilities:

Sun breathing technique(A class) :Breathing Style only known and taught by the Kamado family it consists of 13 forms:

Dancing flash:Tanjiro utilizes a similar method like the Thunderclap and Flash technique of the Thunder Breathing, allowing them to use an advanced version of Dance by inhaling huge amounts of oxygen, increasing the pumping of blood through the entire body, focusing it on the legs, and releasing it all to assault the target with a slash. This technique was capable of outspeeding Genya Shinazugawa and Nezuko Kamado, as well as the fleeing Hantengu, although it is still said to be slower than Zenitsu Agatsuma's Thunderclap and Flash.

Clear Blue Sky - The swordsman spins their body vertically to create a 360° slash.

Raging Sun - The swordsman unleashes two horizontal slashes to hit or defend from incoming attacks.

Fake Rainbow - The swordsman utilizes this technique to evade incoming attacks with high-speed twists and rotations, thus creating afterimages. The afterimages work most effectively on enemies with good vision as they will probably fail attack the afterimage instead of the actual body of the user.

Fire Wheel - The swordsman leaps behind the opponent and spins in the air while releasing a flaming attack in a circular motion.

Burning Bones, Summer Sun- A powerful defensive technique. The swordsman unleashes a circular slash that defends from imminent frontal attacks.

Sunflower Thrust- A single thrust attack with the point of the blade.

Solar Heat Haze - The swordsman charges towards the target, attacking it with a haze covered slash that seemingly fails to land, but actually does hit the target.

Setting Sun Transformation - The user backflips into the air to deliver a powerful upended flaming sword slash..

Beneficient Radiance - The swordsman spirals into the air and delivers a powerful slash that surrounds the enemy.

Dragon Sun Halo Head Dance - Possibly the Sun Breathing' most powerful singular technique. The swordsman unleashes a continuous fast and powerful sword attack that takes the form of a flaming sun dragon and is capable of decapitating multiple enemies at once.

Flame Dance - A two-combo strike which starts with a vertical slash and then a horizontal one right after.

Thirteenth Form - The user continuously performs all twelve forms of the breathing style in repetitive succession to increase the accuracy and agility of his movements while reducing fatigue. This form was created solely for the purpose of killing Muzan, since the repetition of all twelve forms aims to destroy Muzan's twelve vital organs (seven hearts and five brains) that move freely inside his body thanks to his shape-shifting ability.

Water breathing technique: is one of the five main Breathing Styles directly derived from Sun BreathingWater Breathing has 10 techniques, with an eleventh one created and exclusively used by the current Water Hashira, Giyu Tomioka along with numerous modified versions of pre-existing forms.

First Form: Water Surface Slash - The user generates enough momentum to create a powerful single concentrated slash.

(lvl1/20)

Second Form: Water Wheel - The user leaps and vertically spins forward in the air while releasing a flowing attack in a circular motion.

(lvl1/20)

Second Form: Improved, Lateral Water Wheel- An alternate variation of

(can be used when main skill level is 10)

Second Form: Water Wheel created by Tanjiro Kamado that unleashes a horizontal spin instead of a vertical one.

(can be used when main skill level is 10 )

Third Form: Flowing Dance - The user swings and bends their blade in a winding motion along with their body and dances in a flowing pattern, slicing everything in its path.

(lvl1/20)

Fourth Form: Striking Tide - The user makes multiple consecutive slashes while twisting their body and sword in a flowing fashion to deliver multiple blows simultaneously.

(lvl1/20)

Striking Tide: Turbulent - An improved version of the Fourth Form: Striking Tide. The user increases the quantity of consecutive strikes and slashes along with improving its accuracy in order to contact a specific target during a chaotic situation.

(can be used when main skill level is 10)

Fifth Form: Blessed Rain After the Drought - The user changes the grip on their sword and decapitates the opponent in a single flowing strike that causes little to no pain. It is a "sword strike of kindness" used when the enemy willingly surrenders.

(lvl1/20)

Sixth Form: Whirlpool - The user fiercely twists their upper and lower body, creating a whirlpool of air that cuts anything caught in it. Its effect and efficiently is enhanced underwater, where the user can draw water around their weapon to enhance their slashes.

(lvl1/20)

Twisting Whirlpool: Flowing Water - A combination of Third Form: Flowing Dance and Sixth Form: Whirlpool created by Tanjiro Kamado. The user combines the footwork from Flowing Dance and the twisting movements of Whirlpool, resulting in the swordsman to perform an attack around the user and conjure a twisting, swirling, vicious flow of water to redirect projectiles from multiple angles.

(can be used when main skill level is 10)

Seventh Form: Drop Ripple Thrust - The user performs a fast and accurate stab, capable of reducing the impact of a moving target.

(lvl1/20)

Drop Ripple Thrust, Curve - A modified strike that hits from a specific angle corresponding to the sword's structure which nearly nullifies the impact and momentum of a moving object.

(can be used when main skill level is 10)

Eighth Form: Waterfall Basin - The user cuts the target vertically in a flowing motion which is most effective when they are falling downward.

(lvl1/20)

Ninth Form: Splashing Water Flow, Turbulent - The user changes their footwork in a way that minimizes the landing time and surface needed when landing, allowing the user to move without limits. Ideal when fighting in a place with no solid foothold.

(lvl1/20)

Tenth Form: Constant Flux - The user performs a continuous flowing attack which seemingly takes the form of a water dragon that increases in strength and power with each rotation due to momentum.

(lvl1/20)

Eleventh Form: Dead Calm - The personal creation of the current Water Hashira, Giyu Tomioka. The user ceases all body movements and enters a state of complete tranquility, deflecting, blocking and cutting any incoming attacks with imperceptible speed with his blade. However, its effectiveness is limited as fast and numerous attacks can break through.

(lvl1/20)

Ronin:"He wasn't really lying when he granted my wishes eh."

:"Notice,would hose like to fuse fire and water breathing technique into Blade Dance of Fire And Water?"

*(Y/N)*

Ronin:" System, Are there any benefits if i fuse them?

:"Notice, The repercussions when changing to another breathing will be nulled, since it will become one. It will also increase spiritual energy due to the harmony of opposite elements."

Ronin:"....Yes, please fuse it system."

:"Notice, fusion will finish in 3665 days 23 hours 59 minutes and 59,58,57 seconds"

Ronin:"... What the, that's a frigging long time!"

:"Notice, host calm down, you can still use both fire and water bend."

Ronin:"(*sighs internally*) well if you say so. But can i call you other than system?, it feels kinda weird and since we'll be together for a long time. I think we need you to have a name noh."

:... Notice, host can do whatever he wants with me". (gosh that sounds weird)

Ronin:".... I shall call you" Alice" yeah! Alice!.from now on you're Alice"

Alice:"Notice, affirmative, from today onwards my name is Alice"

Ronin:"well then Alice, How about we-"

Alice :Notice, 10 minutes and 32,31,30 seconds remaining before you will finally be born"

Ronin:"10 minutes huh?.....um is there anything left to do before i get out of my new mom's Vag?"

Alice:Notice, you could buy a starter pack from the karma shop since it gives you a 70% chance to obtain B+ items, skills,and abilities, 50% chance to obtain A-A+, skills, items , and abilities, 30% chance to obtain A+-S, items, skills, and abilities. Just say "SHOP" and the store will be visible in your consciousness"

Ronin:"(*nods*), SHOP!"

KARMA STORE. KARMA POINTS:10,102

PACKS. WEAPONRY

Isekai Starter pack(1000pts.). ARMORY

D class pack(200pts.). STRENGTHEN

C class pack(500pts.). MEDICINE

B class pack(2,000pts.)

A class pack(5,000pts.)

S class pack(15,000pts.)

Ronin:"Now Alice, how am i gonna buy it?"

Alice:"Notice, you could use your hands to just click it, however you're still inside of your mother.(really?🤭)I will buy it for you."

Alice:"Successfully bought isekai starter pack!.

Now subtracting 1000 karma points to 10,102.

Alice:" Notice, 9,102 points remaining"

Ronin:" Alice buy me also 5 D class packs, 2 C class packs, and 1 A class pack."

Alice:" Notice, your wish is my command."

Alice:"Notice, 7,000 points have been deducted,

2,102 points remaining"

Alice:"Notice, would Host want to open the starter pack Right now?"

Ronin:"No, Alice,if you can, I'd like you to open the starter pack first, but only after my mother is done giving birth to me"

Alice:"Notice, 30,29,28 seconds remaining until host will be born..... I understand host, i will do it"

(*10 seconds remaining*)

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Ronin:" Now now now Alice, shall we enjoy this second lif---"

"UHAAAA UHAAAA WAAA WAAA WAAA"

"Congratulations Milady, Milord, its a boy! "

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*That's 2460 words, see you next week!*

I'll also release my other fanfic later after 5 hours. Come and read it ty😘

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