1 reincarnation

"hey let me ask you a question, a question that can either cause or prevents the death of millions of souls, a question that if answered incorrectly can cause the collapse of entire univer- no omniverses, a question with tremendous proportions.

do you like pineapple on pizza?"

{what???}

"I'm asking if you like pineapple on pizza."

{aren't you suppose to be asking me something else like " am I dead?" or " are you an angel?"}

"answer the damb question lady"

{sigh* I think pineapple on pizza is fine ok, happy now?}

"..."

{stop looking at me like I'm some fucking monster!}

"umm you know what le-lets change subjects.

who are you?"

{finally something normal sigh* i am one of the beings in charge of reincarnation i go by the name cobbledic*}

"HAHAHAHAHA YOUR NAMES SO BAD IT HAD TO BE CENSORED HAHAHAHA!!!!"

{SHUT UP YOU INSOLENT MORTAL!!!!!}

" ahh about time i turn on the narration tho one-sec reincarnation lady"

{narration? narration for what?}

the snaping of fingers could be heard originating from a girl named uni as tears left her red eyes and went on a journey trickling down her adorable face which made her look about 19 years old, but in truth, she was 29 which her body's perfect curvature tried to make known.

"hmmm naa this is too good of writing for this future trash dump of a novel lets dumb it down a little.

she snaped her fingis asgen and poof she blu yeeeeee.

{umm what are you doing mortal} a consernd luk was on the reinvcarnations ladys fade woooo.

"nothing just trying to find the perfect balance between being dumb and not, like you ah got it!!"

(did she just insult me?) this thought ran through the lady head witch seems to be running only on one bain cell if she could figure out that she was indeed being insulted.

"pfft"

{what are you laughing at???}

"Nothing, let's move on" to anyone with two eyes they could see that uni was stifling a laugh as she said this.

{ok I guess. well since it's almost time for you to go so let's spin the well of opness}

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OPNESS HAHAHAHAHHA"

{...}

"I'm sorry continue pfft"

the reincarnation lady then waved her hand like a stupid person and then out of nowhere a spin wheel appeared.

{ok time to spin.}

the lady then used all the strength in her body to spin the wheel and after a while it landed on "erection creation".

'haha that's funny and all but you see author I prefer not.'

as the lady was about to tell uni about her new power to her surprise the wheel started to spin and this time it landed on 1000000000000000000000000000+2 skills at the same time don't ask how it happens just know that it did.

'now that seems better.' a smirk appeared on uni's face

{ahh cough* for the two extra skills you suppose to get it seems like you already have every skill i can legally give you cough*.}

"ohh what about the ones i can get illegally"

{ i really ca- SURE ill get them right away.}

the lady then fly into some portal then came back in with two orbs in her hand.

{here they are}

"ty"

skills [epic fingering] and [ the way to the g sp*t] has been learned.

"what the fuck are these."

NOW, THIS IS A CLIFFHANGER right?