1 Chapter 1: News

It's so dark, what happened to me? Did I die? Or am I in a hospital? Am I blind? Why can't I see anything?

Ouch! Why is someone pulling my head? That hurts aw!

Oh it's gone

I slowly opened my eyes but every thing's so blurry and my eyes can't seem to open properly why is it like this?

I felt someone spank me with huge hands

Ouch! stop that!

After pulling my head you're now spanking me what's wrong with these people and why can't I see properly it's so blurry all I see is light and then darkness and then figures moving and the silhouette of this person who kept on spanking me.

I tried to turn my head but I feel stiff, and can't move much, everything feels so heavy, what is happening?

"%$@%#^%^@%&^$#" said the person spanking me

what language is that? I can't understand it. Is it French? German?

"%^%$%$@!!!!!" said someone far away

Was I kidnapped? 

I tried to think what happened before this but I can't seem to recall.

I then felt warm water and huge hands that are washing me and it feels good but this is still so weird and I am sleepy, for some reason I feel so tired and light headed, oh screw it I'll figure this out after I wake up.

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I woke up and slowly open my eyes, even that small movement is difficult.

As I successfully open them, Unlike before, I can now see clearly.

I tried to look around

I can only see a chandelier, and then white ceiling.

I tried to move my head but I can't, it feels so heavy, and I feel so weak, so I just gave up.

What is happening? Where am I? why am I sore everywhere? Or rather why can't I move?

I tried to talk

"nyawa" What the?

"wawa" I can't talk?! alarms in my head rang and various possibilities crossed my mind.

my tongue feel numb, they must've drugged me or something!

Then suddenly a huge face appeared looking down at me.

It's a woman, with wavy golden yellow hair with a pair of beautiful green eyes. She looked European but with slightly bigger and cat-like shaped eyes.

"@*&#*(@ (#*()(*@_* #(#*" she said but I can't understand

She lifted me up,

Wait, what?

that's when I saw the room.

It's a bedroom and apparently I was lying in a wooden crib, a rather big crib with fluffy bedding. The room is also huge and luxurious with all the porcelain vases and beautiful flowers I have never seen in my life, and of course a huge gold plated bed, everything is so classy I don't even know how to describe it and this woman whose holding me up is wearing a Gown. She is really beautiful, she's not wearing any piece of jewelry, but she still manage to look elegant.

I felt my tummy rumble, the woman holding me giggled and then held me near her chest, what is happening?

Uhmm

What the fuck is this woman doing?

Oh its so pink!!

What is she doing? Oh my-

I tried to turn my head but its so difficult!

"$@&#*#(#^&@*"

I can't understand you woman!

After a useless struggle, she made me drink her milk.

Oh my God what am I doing? And why don't I feel my teeth?

And just like instinct I sucked the pink thing.

I tried to avoid her gaze so I looked everywhere except her, and as I look down to my body, I saw small pinkish baby hands and small pinkish baby feet. I was stunned for a moment.

It took me a couple of minutes to connect everything properly. Thats when all that is happening made sense and it all dawned to me, I turned into a baby!

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It has been a month since I was born and even though I'm still weak I can now move my hands and fingers with a little effort.

During the past days of doing nothing but thinking I came up with a rather absurd but apparently real ideas. Well as real as they can be.

I died and was reincarnated.

all those stuff about heaven and hell weren't true.

Question is

why did I retain my memory?

This is weird.

Anyway, I think I was reincarnated back to the 1800's or earlier since gowns are still their everyday clothes.

More importantly, I am born into a rich family! So that means I'll probably be like the ladies before that does nothing other than sitting pretty.

How amazing is that?!

After seeing how gorgeous my mom is at least I get half of her gorgeousness flowing through my veins right? So I have high hopes.

Ah, how wonderful! is this a reward?

For all the struggles and pain, I went through from my past life?

Are you finally giving me a break? I thought while looking at the ceiling and thinking about the sky.

If so, Thank you very much! I will not waste it and live the life I have always dreamed on living.