1 New World

My name is Raymond and shit's been going down lately. First let me introduce myself, I'm a high school senior living in Arizona. I wasn't born in the US but I grew up here. I'm considered amazingly handsome in looks, 5'11, and pretty athletic.

So, one day, I was driving back home after school had ended and was waiting for the stop light to turn green. Naturally, being a young adult, rules don't exist so I was texting while waiting for the light.

All of a sudden, this dipshit with a mask on and a bag of money in his hand comes to the passenger side, gets in the car, and points a gun at my head. He starts yelling "DRIVE IF YOU DON"T WANNA DIE". Now, I don't wanna die so I start driving and ask him "Where to?".

In my head, I'm thinking "Dang my luck sucks, why did this ugly shit choose me of all the other people". While driving, some cops start their sirens and are chasing us. While thinking of a way to get out of this situation, I suddenly get hit by a stroke of inspiration. While the ugly dipshit is yelling at me to go faster, I decided to make an abrupt turn and got shot in the head. Not everything works out like in the movies...

I wake up with a screeching pain in my head. "Huh? Wasn't I supposed to be dead?" Looking around at the unfamiliar environment, I notice that a pile of bodies were stacked all around me. Most bodies lacking arms, legs, and some even heads. Sigh, "BLLLLAARGGHH" white liquid starts being puked up. After about 5 minutes, I start to calm down and try to understand what's happening.

"I tried to do something in the movies, got shot, and now i'm surrounded by dead bodies". As I start to recollect my memories and lament about my unfortunate luck, I strangely notice that my own body is completely fine with all my limbs intact. I seem to be about 6 ft tall, tan skin, and a lean body with visible muscles but not like bulging steroids. I can't tell how my face looks like since there ain't no mirror here. While starting to actually take a good look at my environment, I notice that i'm in a cave.

In the middle of the cave, a short black pedestal is located with a bowl of blood hovering over it. Now, before when I got shot, I used to read a lot of light novels so I started to assume this was your typical reincarnation novel. However, "WHERE TF ARE THE PREVIOUS MEMORIES". Even after waiting for about 15 mins, nothing happened.

Seeing as how nothing was gonna happen, I decided to walk towards the black pedestal. When I arrived in front of it, I suddenly grew dizzy and unconsciously grabbed the bowl of blood and drank it. All of a sudden, I felt a sharp pain inside my brain. Information continuously flowing inside my brain at a rate in which i'm not able to digest the info. I ended up falling unconscious and woke up who knows how long later.

When I awoke, I found myself familiar with a set of martial arts. "Sword Dick Arts"

What a name....