Omake: Interdimensional Internet

Ash was being watched by his group and they were really curious about what he was currently doing.

"Watching me won't make this any faster you know?" He reminded them while he was working.

"You know why we're doing this Ash. I know this won't make it quicker, but go faster! Giddy up!" Kirsten cheered him on.

"Yesss~ all that knowledge, all of that locked information from another world. We need to learn what it issss!" Ho'olheyak was the one who was most excited by it.

"Yeah Ash, that's like engineering knowledge at a drop of a hat. We're actually pretty envious of you and Joyce. You can store information like a hard drive!" Maria egged him on too.

"Now, now, don't be too zealous about this. We all want to learn more about other worlds as women of science." Saria kept them in line.

"I have to agree with Saria, though can you work any slower Ash? I'd say you're edging us." Gnosis fixed his glasses and gave a sarcastic remark.

"Shut up, or I'll tell Monch to edge you for real. Give you the worst case of blue balls you'll ever have. Don't forget, I know all the nerve bundles everyone has on their bodies." Ash gave him a look and Gnosis shut up.

"Okay, now that I'm not being hounded by researchers like horny teenagers waiting for a cheerleader to flash her tits, I can work better." He huffed and Ash was regretting telling them this in advance.

He was setting up some Interdimensional Internet. And of course he was making the connection with earth. So they can have some google and all those kinds of crap.

Though he did ban social media. That shit rots people's brains. Not that they would need to talk to other people on earth anyway.

They're all scary smart, even the non academic ones. Hell, even Ifrit would be considered a prodigious genius on his earth. And she was considered as dumb as an orirock.

Well, now at least an orirock concentration. She could concentrate better after Saria beat the lessons into her head. Literally and figuratively.

After a few hours, Ash finally finished his work and he wiped some sweat from his brow.

Connecting a dimension to Terra was easy. Maintaining it was the problem. Though he just made an Einstein-Rosen bridge, connecting to spaces together to connect the internet.

His colleagues all tried to pitch ideas on how to do it. Like using quantum entanglement to make a router exist at two places at the same time.

Making their own databank that has all the information of earth. Create a supreme AI that would use the library of babel and just write down every single piece of literature that is theoretically correct until the end of time.

Which of course he all rejected because it was a drag. So he just connected to places with a dimensional bridge.

Besides, the last one is a bad idea. A very bad one.

"Fuu~ finally done, so who's gonna use the computer first?" Ash looked behind him and was wondering why it was extraordinarily quiet.

He then saw that the only person there right now is Margaret. She was just watching him quietly. She then smiled.

"Honey, how are you doing? I dragged them all away for a bit because you're being distracted by them." Margaret asked and he chuckled.

"They just can't keep theirselves in control. Now, how about you start using it as my thanks?" He smiled and gestured for her to sit.

It was also accompanied by the best gaming chair of course.

"Sure, I don't think I can really do anything with it. You know? Give a swine pearls and it won't know what to do." Margaret laughed.

Ash shook his head at her little joke and he just let her explore the internet.

She tapped on the keyboard for a few seconds, thinking of what to search. She typed randomly and just couldn't decide on what to explore.

"Hmm, a little help here Ash?" Margaret smiled wryly and he thought about it.

"Ahh, how about you search your own name?" Ash nodded sagely, he did it when he was a kid. Maybe an interesting person would show up if she did.

"Okay, let me see. Nearl the Radiant Knight." She chuckled and wasn't really expecting anything to show up.

"Have fun alright, I wrote a list of things for you to search if you ever do run out of ideas." He gave her a piece of paper that instructed her to look at countries, civilizations, the wonders of the world, nature, etc.

Margaret nodded and she was left alone with the computer. She then checked out the first one that appeared after she searched her name.

"NTR? Where's the knight though? I guess it's close enough." She then checked it out and her eyes widened.

"C-cheating on your significant other? Ugh, I will never think of people calling me NTR knight the same ever again..." Margaret groaned.

But of course, she was only human. So she checked it out some more. Morbid curiosity is one helluva drug.

So she scrolled and clicked irresponsibly. Ash didn't factor in that Margaret would access porn or anything of the like.

"Do I like NTR? Ash does have many lovers... But it's not NTR right?" She was questioning if she is in an NTR.

The NTR knight being NTR'ed. It was NTRception, and it made her head spin. She didn't particularly dislike or like watching Ash do the dirty with others. Like those weak men who get excited watching their wives or lovers get railed by others.

"Wait that's voyeurism right?" So Nearl the Radiant Knight spiraled into a deep rabbit hole of fetishes and debauchery of the internet.

And after an hour, Ash checked up on her. He was shocked after seeing her watch a compilation of overwatch porn.

Though she was writing on a notebook and wasn't really jacking off to it. "So, humans like these kinds of things? That's why they make it right? It's also really popular. I wonder if Ash would like it if I do that?"

"Umm... Margaret, what the heck are you doing?" He raised a brow at her and she didn't even look back.

"I'm studying of course. Did you know? My moniker, means cheating on your significant other at this dimension?" Margaret was quite shocked about that still.

"Fuck..." He did know that the internet would be bad for people. But he didn't know that even Margaret would be roped in to that kind of stuff in under an hour.

He then taught her how to be a responsible internet user. He also put a captcha on the computer that is impossible so the others won't get explicit content. He had to do a seminar before lifting it.

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Thank you for reading everyone. I just had this on my head after watching a short of Nearl being the NTR knight against blemishine lmao.

And the Chernobog arc is going to be a doozy as well. I don't want to break the continuity of it especially because it's important. Anyways, ciao.