5 Uku
*Zain* Small girl
*Me* Baby boy
*Zain* Where were you?
*Me* Sorry, I was searching something online.
*Zain* Miss researcher
*Me* Thanks
*Zain* Aren't you supposed to be preparing for your exam?
*Me* Nay! Forget about that but I needed to do something online
*Zain* I pity you
*Me* Thanks
*Zain* Which university are you choosing?
*Me* Me? đ , I'm picking Abu-its my dream school
*Zain* and it's one of the best school in Nigeria.
*Me* I know no need of doing karamo (exaggeration)
*Zain* Me abi?
*Me* Yes babe đ
*Zain* Iffa catch you ehn!
*Me* Catcher catcher ni
*Zain* What are you going to study?
*Me* Well, I'm thinking of Arabic education but I'm already studying at IOU. I think I will go for English education in shaa Allah.
*Zain* May Allah make it easy
*Me* Ameen thuma ameen
Wait!, Zain I want to ask you something?
*Zain* What rukky?
*Me* Are you married?
*Zain* ...
*Me* Do you have kids?, if yes how old are they?
*Zain* I'm married
*Me* Maa shaa Allah, my baby boy is married *sniffing and weeping my imaginary tears* đ˘
*Zain* Ruqoyyah and Muhammad
*Me* Maa shaa Allah!
*Zain* Ruqoyyah will be 19 this year while Muhammad is one plus
*Me* Wow, you've an adult child, barakallahu fih and I'm calling you baby boy .
*Zain* Kikiki, but I'll be marrying Ruqoyyah as my second wife soon
*Me* Are you crazy?, your daughter
*Zain* Yes na
*Me* Leave Me joor
*Zain* No, I'm not
*Me* Whenever I asked you questions, you tried to dodge it.
Leave me joooooor
*Zain* Oya sorry, awelewa mi (my exceeding beautiful woman)
*Me* Leave me joor
*Zain* Oya ask me
*Me* Are you married?
*Zain* Yes,I'm
*Me* Do you have kids?
*Zain* Yes, I've a son-muhammad, he's a year and four months
*Me* Okay
