12 Germany

I was sitting in a lower tech quintet than the one lunella built for fun. My phone was keeping me occupied as I texted pops and bobby I'm going on vacation for abit and that New York might get a little crazy soon. They took my word for it and were discreetly establishing shelters. After I started earning cash I decided to open up FEAST, well I sponsored it and donated to it.

Martin Li exists here but he lacks the back story of his other world counterpart. This one never went to oscorp for a medical consultation and ended up becoming sicker for awhile. He somehow miraculously recovered and used the experience to publish a novel about his struggles. He then used the money from that story to fund several ventures earning his fortune which led to feast.

I texted Martin the same thing I texted pops about New York getting wild. Ororo and Jen are well aware of my location and actions because I told them. Widow gave me the stink eye but she isn't gonna challenge me on it. Loki has made his appearance near Germany which means I should make it just in time to crash the gala. I'm flying direct which was ill advised by romanoff but I didn't give a shit.

I told her it's either we get there now or this shits off so she humphed and went to the cockpit. I could hear her speaking with Maria hill and then getting yelled at for antagonising me, I wonder which one of the two is on the helicarrier. Seeing as the flight will take about three hours in a quintet I chose to rest my eyes but keep my guard up. She may try to sneak a blood sample or some shit like that.

3 hours later loki has just removed a guys eyeball "why are you showing this to me?" I asked her so she turned to me and responded "to show you what we're dealing with". I then tiled my head "a pissed of jotun? With a horn fetish?" She swerved the jet slightly at my response and looked at me wide eyed. "What?" "He's an asgardian" "Nah he's got blue skin, can tell from here. Seems to be good at magic but I've seen better" which is true because I've been sparring against Ororo and N'dare has been schooling me on how to handle a magic user.

Just one of my activities over the last 6 months. Basically I learned how to tell when magic is around which was easy enough with my heightened senses. I essentially just changed frequency, to clarify I can't use magic just sense it. N'dare had a theory that appoplexians may be an empath of some kind but I was more interested in how to make an infinite best like Dr strange did.

Back to the plane Natasha is relaying this "vital information" to headquarters while we hovered over the building. Another quintet is about two minutes out. I looked down and saw Loki March out and begin to change his clothes. That stupid helmet annoyed me for some reason...... wait I remember now.

I out on my combat gear and dawned my mask while bulking up. I hit the button on the hanger and dove out. Natasha spun round "ah furry? The cat jumped out the jet without a parachute" was all I could hear before the wind from the fall drowned out everything else.

I spotted Loki finishing his speech "In the end you will always kneel" then an old German got up and said "not to men like you". Loki looked confused "there are no men like me" but the old man replied "there are always men like you" Loki the chuckled "look to your elder he's about to become an example" but as he was about to fire.

"LEAP OF FAITH BODY SLAM!!" He looked up and saw rath impact his real body into the concrete. The next thing loki knew he was being tossed into a marble statue. He got up in a rage "Who dares!!" He screamed while slamming his staff down to disperse. "By the all father! What kind of freak are you" he said gesturing his sceptre towards me.

"Freak?!?! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING LOKI LAUFEYSON GOD OF MISCHIEF!! If anyone's a freak around here it's you. Someone who fucks horses then gets dumped by one after doesn't get the rite to judge RATH!!!!" Loki skin momentarily flashed blue before his expression turned extraordinarily viscous. "What did you say you call me you belligerent feline?!?!"

"What did you not hear me?!?! I called you a fictitious Foal Fucker!!! Need me to break that down for you? The reason you wear those overgrown horns is cause your compensating for being called little by a horse you knocked up! Ain't that right You overgrown blue icicle!" He dropped his magnanimous act and i leaped towards me with his weapon primed to kill me. He screamed "DIE!!!" In some elf language as he lunged at me.

I jumped and grabbed onto his two horns that he's overcompensating with and kneed him in his face knocking a tooth loose. Then as he was stunned I spun around still holding his horns and threw him over my shoulder slamming him into the ground. Then I jumped and performed "Atomic elbow!!" On his gut. He wheezed like a chew toy before reaching for his staff and flashing it.

Next thing I knew there were three of him rushing at me from all sides. I sniffed the air before backflipping over the illusions and kicked out at the air. Loki appeared from thin air and was hit towards a man who walked onto the scene dressed in red white and blue. He backhanded Loki with his shield back towards me "RKO!" So I grabbed onto loki and executed it flawlessly.

"You know that last time I was in Germany and saw someone standing above everybody else we ended up disagreeing". Loki couldn't reply to that remark as he was currently trying not to swallow the brick I slammed him on. He tried to get up so I axe kicked him and tossed his weapon away.

Suddenly I heard music playing but it wasn't shoot to thrill. The quinjet appeared and romanoff said for Loki to slam down. He rolled over to get a good look at who was beating his ass. Then someone crash down whilst playing "Eye of the tiger" he popped all his guns and said "stay down blitzen" before nodding at Steve Rodgers then looking towards me.

"Like the song" he asked mocking me so I replied "love it so much we'll play it at your funeral". Could have sworn I saw the white lights on his helmet malfunction for a second. I didn't wait for his witty reply as I grabbed the Scepter. Captain America slapped on some cuffs before draggin Loki to the jet. I followed suit and hopped on, iron man stood there dazed for a second before bolstering his weapons and joining us.

Loki was locked into the seat but I chose to bag him with a soundproof bag that shield has for interrogation then shrink down. Captain Rodgers turned to me and raised an eyebrow after he took off his helmet. I removed mine and looked at him. He put on a smile and raised his hand "Captain Steve Rodgers" so o shook his hand "Nathan Apothos though you can call me rath" he has quite the grip.

"Any reason for gagging him" "several but the main ones are I don't want him knowing my name and he has a dirty mouth" then stark chimed in "so we should gag you too?" "Doesn't this plane have a weight limit? All those trashy Stark transport vehicles tend too" he stepped out of the armour with a look of offence on his face.

"You know not many people talk to me like that" "that's cause most people can't stand to be around you. The cologne that smells like deer piss is only a small reason". He froze before asking Jarvis to check the ingredients off his cologne brand. Steve stifled a laugh and Natasha looked happy to not be on the receiving end.

I walked to the cockpit and took a seat "that guy hacked you and has your files. He trusted my sense of smell meaning he knows what you know." She stopped smiling pretty quickly before she began speaking over the communicator again. Meanwhile I popped a protein bar and chose to wait for the foal fuckers big brother.