2 Your Mother's a ...~

"Your mothers a sl*t and your fathers was one of her customers right?"

To figure out where this line came from you must first know what happened when Feng work up.

It was the End of lunch when Feng woke up. Who is Feng? The Treant Emperor. Caring on. The moment Feng woke up he regained all of his future memories. From the battle to his end he knew it all to well.

How did he transfer you might ask well he used the core of the world tree and applied it to one of his original magic called Cycle of Reincarnation. This was the most unusual and most legendary spell that he spent a century of time to create and the one that was hardest to use due to the specific conditions.

It needed one to have the Cultivation Level of a God. The immortal Essence of the world tree. A God classed Heavenly Lightning. The Divine Clans Crystal of life. The Devil Clans Crystal of Death. The Beast king's Golden Blood. 1 million time and space crystals. And a Billion sacrifices. That was the price the Treant sage had to pay to return.

But it is all worth it.

"Feng!"

"Hmm...?"

"Class is over what are you dazing off for?"

I see my pal Jun one of my most loyal friends as well as my cousin. We shared life and death but in the end he died in the first year of the Apocalypse, while I died 200 years later to come back.

"Yeah... lets go..."

I instantly use my mind and activate my status.

Status

Name: Feng Yu

Race: Treant

Class: None

Subclass: None

Age: 11

Clan: None

It works... that means that the level system has been here even before the true awakening of the Apocalypse...

My race is now Treant, that means the plan worked... Treant Soul and Human body. And the Apocalypse has yet to begin.

Wait what is the date! I quickly take my arm out to check my dimensional Communicator and then i remember that I don't have this item yet. I take out my Phone and check that it is currently March 23 2011 that means I have about 2 years to prepare. The date of the Apocalypse is December 21 2012 so exactly 1 year 8 months and 28 days.

"Where are we going to eat today? Feng? Hey are you listening to me?"

"What?"

"I asked if you where we should go to eat."

"Anywhere is fine."

"Happy cafe it is then. I love the fries and the fried chicken the most... hey!? Are you listening to me?"

"Yeah..."

"Your kinda out of it today you know that?"

"Yeah I'm just really tired..."

"Well you where still up at 4:30 AM yesterday."

"Yeah..."

We walk down the street passed the corner and into a Restaurant with big bold Chinese Characters reading Happy Cafe.

Walking in the bell rings after us and we walk up to the counter and my cousin orders really naturally and smoothly.

"Boss! An order of the A and B meal an extra order of fries and 2 mountain dues."

I sit down and take out my IPhone and check the news.

"In town E the 3 men in black have taken hostage of over 19 men and 5 woman in a bank. They have been surrounded by the police and are currently negotiating with the police."

I smile suddenly. If I remember correctly these men were eventually caught in city C after a week. Its also only a train ride away from my city.

Suddenly I hear a bang and something smashed to the ground a kid arrogantly hollers at the Waiter.

"Who the f*ck would pay for this shit!?"

The man hollering away is a neighborhood Delinquent. He is called Xiong Ge by the other hoodlums due to his size.

We both look over and see a waiter that is clearly new to this job bent over and coughing up blood.

I sit there and continue going on my phone browsing through the news.

The boss quickly runs out from behind the register and starts speaking to Xiong Ge in a polite manner.

"Aiyo, Xiong Ge please stop he's new here and just doesn't understand the rules. "

"Hmpf, watch your men closely. From today I'll add 20,000 onto your months fee!"

The bosses face instantly changes and says in a trembling voice.

"2-20,000 It's not like you don't know but this restaurant is just a small one we don't have that much money."

"WHAT!? You think I don't know you have an increase in the customers? Fork over the money now or I'll smash this fucking place!"

"I-I really-"

"Boss wheres my food!?"

...

There's a silence and then the hoodlums turn there heads over to see a 11 year old kid seated under the flat screen on the wall looking over at them.

"Feng! What are you doing!?"

"What? It's been 2 minutes why isn't our food out yet, I want my food."

"2 minutes..."

"Xiong Ge turns around and looks at Feng and says.

"Do you know who I am!?"

"Your mother was a slut and your father was one of her customers so you are a son of a b*tch I assume...?"

HOLYSH*T!

That was what was on every ones minds at the moment, when did middle schoolers become so aggressive!?