Another Transmigration Story: The 101 Ways to Turn the Male Lead and his Buddies Totally Gay!

"HOLY FUDGE! What's going on??" "Okay... okay... calm down. You're just in a web novel, that's all! Nothing to be afraid of!!" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!" "Oh, nothing much... just that you're now the destined-to-die evil villainess in a web novel set in a time when there's an emperor who can one swoop just go CHOP GO DIE to anyone and you're the one destined to get that precious treatment. No big deal!" "Agh! Muscle-Brain dad with a daughter complex, emperor with a wife complex, big ice cube with kuudere traits and an idiotic holy mother white lotus tag-a-long??" Help. "No matter! I'll just have fun for as long as I can survive!" But why does this scary man keep following me around?? "Hey! Stop your Overbearing Male Lead antics! That's basically sexual harrasment and attempted rape!" Just wait! I'll turn all of them G-A-Y — gay!